FabSwingers.com forum: After a week of being here... I think... I think I have run out of people to message

By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

WWE title = play

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome to the forum. Look up all the other single men threads and have a read, plus the guidance for new forum users thread.

Relax as it's early days yet. Don't try and get a meet at any cost and get to know people.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WWE title = play"

I can't get youtube on my phone so no idea what all that's about. But just want to say I think your profile's brilliant!

Have fun chatting. Join in on the forums, you might like it.

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's early days, have patience

Welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking for a tag team partner to go for the belt with lol

Then a 30 participant royal rumble would be messy but epic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Forums. Nice profile too. Hope you enjoy the site

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Lereese.......... God... I have NO bloody idea what that was about.

Alice in Wonderland trying to get dry ?

No connection to anything for me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything.

Lereese.......... God... I have NO bloody idea what that was about.

Alice in Wonderland trying to get dry ?

No connection to anything for me."

I think we have to know who Cena is what Raw Undercard means and something about WWE (well well endowed?). I'm either too old, too young, not hip enough, too hip or maybe just plain female to understand it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

C.E.N.A

is the City of Edinburgh Netball Association

If you are me that is.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"C.E.N.A

is the City of Edinburgh Netball Association

If you are me that is."

At least it's not TENA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a tag team partner to go for the belt with lol

Then a 30 participant royal rumble would be messy but epic lol"
waiting for the smAckdown

Can you smelllll what the rock......is cooking!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard/

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

I think I need a drink, I ve got a drink now,,so is this your way of saying you like watersports,,??

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard/

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

I think I need a drink, I ve got a drink now,,so is this your way of saying you like watersports,,??

Apologies,, my brain was frazzled welcome,,

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Have to say - I dont have a bloody clue

But welcome

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We enjoy the odd 2 on 1 handicap match

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Is this about wrestlers? John Cena is a WWE wrestler my son has his action figure (it has no cock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about wrestlers? John Cena is a WWE wrestler my son has his action figure (it has no cock)"

im not sure if im more concerned for him or the fact you checked!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Is this about wrestlers? John Cena is a WWE wrestler my son has his action figure (it has no cock)

im not sure if im more concerned for him or the fact you checked!!

I always check action figures for junk, same with dolls. I thought everyone did???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this about wrestlers? John Cena is a WWE wrestler my son has his action figure (it has no cock)

im not sure if im more concerned for him or the fact you checked!!

I always check action figures for junk, same with dolls. I thought everyone did???"

Um . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We enjoy the odd 2 on 1 handicap match

like it like it lol

why didnt i think of that one lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Welcome. Where's the front of the queue

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

" "

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything.""

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more!

I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

So you're saying you want to meet couples, but couples don't want to meet you?

By the way, I reckon you've got a way to go before you've messaged EVERYBODY on here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is this about wrestlers? John Cena is a WWE wrestler my son has his action figure (it has no cock)"

Awwwwwwww just like his dad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pro-wrestling politics is a pretty obscure reference to most people on here, but yes I get the comparison. Personally though I'd say that single women/couples with a particularly hot woman would be considered the John Cenas/Triple Hs of the swinging world ever at the very top of the pile, couples in general would be somewhere around the Daniel Bryan/CM Punk/Randy Orton management preference level, whilst single males largely fall around the under/bottom card bracket occupied by the likes of Zack Ryder and Sin Cara.

I personally see myself as Chris Jericho

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Nah ......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more!

I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

What has Alice got to do with any of that? Is she in the WWE thingy too?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more!

I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

What has Alice got to do with any of that? Is she in the WWE thingy too?"

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,

Or where she's gonna go,

I guess she's got her reasons,

But I just don't want to know,

'Cos for twenty-four years

I've been living next door to Alice.

Alice, who the fuck is Alice

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more!

I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

What has Alice got to do with any of that? Is she in the WWE thingy too?

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,

Or where she's gonna go,

I guess she's got her reasons,

But I just don't want to know,

'Cos for twenty-four years

I've been living next door to Alice.

Alice, who the fuck is Alice "

I'll set em up, you knock em down (or should that be out?).

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"So you're saying you want to meet couples, but couples don't want to meet you?

By the way, I reckon you've got a way to go before you've messaged EVERYBODY on here."

Not really... I'm saying during this first week I've tried to message those in my local area... Some have replied, some have not. Some are interested in me, some are not.

After a week I'm finding alerts that I have already messaged that profile so ofc I don't send.

The Alice thing was more an concern I'll join the bottom of the mountain and fade to the ironic black. As I'm not sure what to do once I run out of people to message.

The forums atm seem to have me entertained for now.

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more!

I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

What has Alice got to do with any of that? Is she in the WWE thingy too?"

For argument sake, let's say Alice is me learning my way.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more!

I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

What has Alice got to do with any of that? Is she in the WWE thingy too?

For argument sake, let's say Alice is me learning my way.

Well just enjoy the adventure then and be careful not to get your bottles mixed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what this thread is about. However I'm now watching tons of WWE vids on youtube so thank you!

What!

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"I have no idea what this thread is about. However I'm now watching tons of WWE vids on youtube so thank you!

What!

What!"

You're welcome.

What?

I said it's my pleasure

What?

A gift from me to you.

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - 10/10 for profile text. 1 out of 10 for patience.

This is a marathon matey, not a sprint...

It all comes to those who wait - and have a cleverly written profile and who contact new people on a regular basis.

See if you feel the same after three months....

ted.

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Roger that! Patience is the key; understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what this thread is about. However I'm now watching tons of WWE vids on youtube so thank you!

What!

What!"

There are some very sexy guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what this thread is about. However I'm now watching tons of WWE vids on youtube so thank you!

What!

You're welcome.

What?

I said it's my pleasure

What?

A gift from me to you.

What?

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

I think you need to learn to say things in plain English.

One week what did you think would happen in a week?

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

I don't know. I'm new to this scene.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Roger that! Patience is the key; understood.

Don't go rogering Ted, I really don't think he'd like it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't know. I'm new to this scene."

Go and read the guidance for new forum users. I can't bump it as it reached it's maximum but it has lots of sage advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not expect anything for 3-6 months and something may pop up out if the blue - relax

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"I don't know. I'm new to this scene.

Go and read the guidance for new forum users. I can't bump it as it reached it's maximum but it has lots of sage advice."

Tbh, I found the original content hostile. What I meant in response is I'm new to swingers and this website scene. I've been on the kink/BDSM scene for a year now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever, but mentioning wwe wrestling will help me out thanks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally lost about this anyone care to explain to a dumb blonde

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

" I'm totally lost about this anyone care to explain to a dumb blonde "

Just to repeat what I said earlier...

" Have I missed something? what has Alice in Wonderland got to do with anything."

Blast! I thought the video would clearly explain better than I failed to! Okay, let me break down the video like this;

Couples = Cena' John cena is the wwe champion. As with all sports, every one wants what he has. Couples to single people, males mostly have what the single people want; play.

How is that? With me so far?

Single males = Raw Undercard

Raw under card. Basically all the wrestlers on the wwe raw tv show trying to reach the top of the mountain. Some single males doing so but after awhile it's back to finding new play partners.

WAVE OF N00BS New members (like myself) starting out on the site, messaging and reading the profiles (well I do but I notice not all new people do) spiking couples interests.

Hope that clears things up a little more! I have an unique way of expressing things. :D

What has Alice got to do with any of that? Is she in the WWE thingy too?

For argument sake, let's say Alice is me learning my way. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's just trying to put himself out there. In hopes to swing with a couple.

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"I think he's just trying to put himself out there. In hopes to swing with a couple.

After a week... Half that statement but it good deeper than that. To the right people I'll explain to.

All you need to know is... I'm here, I'm New... And I have totally have forgot what I was going to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats up cant anyone chill these days take a moment count to 10 think what your fingers are typing and calm down meets take time get to know the site and the people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to be tripping to read this thread so it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but it may help

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't know. I'm new to this scene.

Go and read the guidance for new forum users. I can't bump it as it reached it's maximum but it has lots of sage advice.

Tbh, I found the original content hostile. What I meant in response is I'm new to swingers and this website scene. I've been on the kink/BDSM scene for a year now."

Hostile, maybe. A lot less hostile than when a 'woe is me, I'm a single man and nobody wants to meet me'thread gets posted.

Your profile reminds me of another I read somewhere so I didn't think you were entirely new to this world. Good luck on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from you being a bit white rabbit (in a rush), and Alice (confused) if your messages were similar to this thread people are probably still trying to work it all out

Bit of newbi advice not given so far, do go to clubs and socials. Get known, it helps a lot.

Welcome to the forums, obscure posters always make it more fun.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I think he's just trying to put himself out there. In hopes to swing with a couple.

After a week... Half that statement but it good deeper than that. To the right people I'll explain to.

All you need to know is... I'm here, I'm New... And I have totally have forgot what I was going to say."

I've finally worked it out. You're Yoda!

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Nope.

I'm Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been waiting all week to use the fourms and to be an 'official member'.

However I'm slightly worried now I'm being ... Err... Well... Put it like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEUxjNyYW3w

Couples = Cena

Single males = Raw Undercard

WAVE OF N00BS

Do you know what I mean? As a single male who doesn't drive, I feel pretty snookered... And growingly bored. Already.

I would mind laying the smackith down on your candy ass!

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By *heNerdyCyclist OP Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

*blushes*

Many thanks!

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