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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli! Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day. Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber?" go on then i can help | |||
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli! Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day. Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber? go on then i can help" We might need a few more people, I think he might wriggle. I also need someone to whip up a wheatgrass and beansprout smoothie. | |||
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"I'm in... Just need to buy a strapon that looks like broccoli "No, make him think it's just the strap-on he is going to "face". That way he'll have his bottom firmly planted to a surface and his face will be available to start with the wheatgrass. | |||
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"I'm in... Just need to buy a strapon that looks like broccoli
No, make him think it's just the strap-on he is going to "face". That way he'll have his bottom firmly planted to a surface and his face will be available to start with the wheatgrass."Ok.. regular strapon packed.... and on my way  | |||
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"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much. "I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room. | |||
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"Oh count me in on this need a good giggle "What can you bring to the party? | |||
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"The man himself is being very quiet...... "He is isn't he? Do you think he might be spying on us? | |||
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"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much.
I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room."either that or tempt him into the room with burgers, like breadcrumbs | |||
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"Sounds like real fun... I'm in "The more the merrier. Do you think we should encourage the gay men to join us too? | |||
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"The man himself is being very quiet......
He is isn't he? Do you think he might be spying on us?"I think he's hiding out in McDonalds.. We should head there | |||
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"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much.
I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room.
either that or tempt him into the room with burgers, like breadcrumbs "Good one. We might need to throw in some cookies and maybe the odd chip butty and mug of tea too or he might get suspicious.  | |||
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"Wot can I do what part can I hold" We haven't assigned parts. I think grab what you can. | |||
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"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much.
I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room.
either that or tempt him into the room with burgers, like breadcrumbs
Good one. We might need to throw in some cookies and maybe the odd chip butty and mug of tea too or he might get suspicious.
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"I thought Ryans real fear was a pub with no beer!? "Can you imagine how he would feel about a pub with no beer serving vegetables? You're a genius Femme. | |||
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"Oh count me in on this need a good giggle
What can you bring to the party?
"The strap on in my pic , the doughnuts will fool him | |||
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i can do tea "Good because if I offer him tea he'd smell a rat. | |||
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"Oh count me in on this need a good giggle
What can you bring to the party?
The strap on in my pic , the doughnuts will fool him "I'm getting worried we're now giving him all of his favourite things. | |||
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"Wot can I do what part can I hold We haven't assigned parts. I think grab what you can." like the idea of grab what ya can.....its times like this i wish i had big hands | |||
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"im on the way with my trusty blender i can make the smoothie " If you haven't got wheatgrass just get some ordinary grass from the lawn. The greener the better. | |||
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"Oh count me in on this need a good giggle
What can you bring to the party?
The strap on in my pic , the doughnuts will fool him
I'm getting worried we're now giving him all of his favourite things."reverse psychology | |||
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"We could make broccoli and cucumber donuts "That has just made me really chuckle  | |||
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"im on the way with my trusty blender i can make the smoothie If you haven't got wheatgrass just get some ordinary grass from the lawn. The greener the better." I will grab some on the way | |||
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"Is he going to be able to handle the vegetable orgy? "What sort of torture is it if he can handle it? | |||
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"This sounds either very kinky and Ryan will enjoy or perverted amd he will enjoy more. I really should spend more time on here to kmow whats going on "I'm just taking my frustrations out on a burgerholic. Come and join in. | |||
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"We could make broccoli and cucumber donuts
That has just made me really chuckle "We can tell him they're mint flavoured if he asks why they're green shhhhhh | |||
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"We could make broccoli and cucumber donuts
That has just made me really chuckle
We can tell him they're mint flavoured if he asks why they're green shhhhhh "Mums the word | |||
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"This sounds either very kinky and Ryan will enjoy or perverted amd he will enjoy more. I really should spend more time on here to kmow whats going on
I'm just taking my frustrations out on a burgerholic. Come and join in."Give me a plate of spuds and veg any day over a burger | |||
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"Is he going to be able to handle the vegetable orgy?
What sort of torture is it if he can handle it?"Well that's true. And it would be no fun | |||
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"*strolls innocently in and tippy toes right back out again * "Locks door before he gets to it .... | |||
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"This sounds either very kinky and Ryan will enjoy or perverted amd he will enjoy more. I really should spend more time on here to kmow whats going on
I'm just taking my frustrations out on a burgerholic. Come and join in.
Give me a plate of spuds and veg any day over a burger "He likes spuds, it's the other stuff we need to get in him - one way or another. | |||
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"Broccoli and mange tout at the ready. Raw and full of goodness. How to get his mouth open? Who has the strap-on?" Gt double ender and strap on any good | |||
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"*strolls innocently in and tippy toes right back out again * "RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"hurry i have his legs 
I will grab his 3rd leg "too late i have it firmly in my mitts....no escaping meeee | |||
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"You do know you'll all get time outs for this abuse "I haven't abused you! | |||
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"You do know you'll all get time outs for this abuse "Sorry Ryan. Very contrite face and .
Do you fancy a veggie burger?
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"You do know you'll all get time outs for this abuse I haven't abused you! "Neither have I ...Yet | |||
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"You do know you'll all get time outs for this abuse "You mean you'll let us have little rests every now and then? That's very kind of you sir. We'll need to keep our strength up | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do "A marrow now ya talking | |||
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"You do know you'll all get time outs for this abuse I haven't abused you!
Neither have I ...Yet "Nor me .... | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do "Maybe if we fry in butter he'll enjoy it? | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking "A watermelon would be my choice | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking "A stuffed one haha | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha "Exactly y train of thought | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought "My I meant I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow... | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow... "Hahaha... Know all we have to worry about is what to stuff it with??? | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower. "Sorry, they're scaring me  | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow...
Hahaha... Know all we have to worry about is what to stuff it with??? "Nooooooo... It's WHERE we're going to stuff it | |||
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow...
Hahaha... Know all we have to worry about is what to stuff it with???
Nooooooo... It's WHERE we're going to stuff it "Well if you're going behind with ya strap- on we can shove it.... in his mouth or should that be broccoli first  | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me "Haha you knew what I meant!!
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me "It's just a few vegetables. You need them to make you a big, strong man. You'll feel better after the, erm... treatment. | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
"I fear I didn't/don't. | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't. " I got it | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it "I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety  | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it "Was it very whiffy? | |||
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"This thread is hilarious... poor chappy lol " He loves it. I think... | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
Was it very whiffy?"Distinct lack of roses  | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety "Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon. | |||
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"This thread is hilarious... poor chappy lol He loves it. I think... " Of course he does | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon."Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat? | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon.
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat?"I thought we would, erm... stimulate his system in a more natural, almost gentle way. If you feel a colonic is in order though I will bow to your superior knowledge. | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon.
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat?
I thought we would, erm... stimulate his system in a more natural, almost gentle way. If you feel a colonic is in order though I will bow to your superior knowledge."Well I was thinking it would make the passage of the marrow easier | |||
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"Pfffft Ryan.... Most men would be happy having 15+ women all to themselves "It's probably the 15+ vegetables that's scaring him. | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon.
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat?
I thought we would, erm... stimulate his system in a more natural, almost gentle way. If you feel a colonic is in order though I will bow to your superior knowledge."psml | |||
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me "Man up you sissy !! Lay back relax and enjoy it look at them !! There gorgeous ! | |||
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"Pfffft Ryan.... Most men would be happy having 15+ women all to themselves "Why can't we have cookies ? | |||
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"Pfffft Ryan.... Most men would be happy having 15+ women all to themselves
Why can't we have cookies ?"We brought donuts what more do ya want | |||
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"Pfffft Ryan.... Most men would be happy having 15+ women all to themselves
Why can't we have cookies ?"Broccoli chip cookies coming right up | |||
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"Pfffft Ryan.... Most men would be happy having 15+ women all to themselves
Why can't we have cookies ?"We can have cookies and carrot cake, we just need to have some veggies too. | |||
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"Having been superryanfan, then superstalkerfan, I think he would appreciate some celery "You know him best. | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages "What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan... | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan..." | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan..."Errr what's frottage please | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan..."Although penetration would be better for the soul, you know soul food | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan...
Errr what's frottage please "Rubbing yourself up against a marrow | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan...
Errr what's frottage please "A bit of rubbing. It's not penetrative but gets tantalisingly close. | |||
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan...
Errr what's frottage please
Rubbing yourself up against a marrow "Oi I don't do that | |||
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"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas" i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans? | |||
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"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas" 5 peas do not count as your five a day. No deal. | |||
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"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans? " round green ones with nothing in the middle | |||
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"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans?
round green ones with nothing in the middle "So, none of the above then. | |||
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"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans?
round green ones with nothing in the middle
So, none of the above then. "You're trying to lure me into making snap decisions on stuff I don't know about. I withdraw my generous offer of Pea consumption. | |||
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"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans?
round green ones with nothing in the middle
So, none of the above then.
You're trying to lure me into making snap decisions on stuff I don't know about. I withdraw my generous offer of
Pea consumption. "No one has suggested pee consumption; some think it's good for you. Be grateful it's only peas on the table at the moment. | |||
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind...... "Now even I draw the line at that being cruel and unusual punishment. Although Jalapenos have been mentioned in the past. | |||
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind...... "Oh I don't mind those. | |||
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind......
Oh I don't mind those. "So if we made you broccoli soup with chillies then that would be ok? | |||
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"celery and sprouts too?" Sprouts would make me retch | |||
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind......
Oh I don't mind those.
So if we made you broccoli soup with chillies then that would be ok?"That's just wrong | |||
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"celery and sprouts too? Sprouts would make me retch " You don't have to eat the sprouts.... We can just make a strapon out of them | |||
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind......
Now even I draw the line at that being cruel and unusual punishment. Although Jalapenos have been mentioned in the past.
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"celery and sprouts too? Sprouts would make me retch You don't have to eat the sprouts.... We can just make a strapon out of them "how about using the sprouts as anal beads | |||
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"anyone seen ryan today" He's in the vegetable patch destroying anything that looks green. | |||
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli! Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day. Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber?" A marrow might be better  | |||
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli! Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day. Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber? A marrow might be better "We started with a gherkin and worked up to the marrow. | |||
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli! Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day. Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber? A marrow might be better
We started with a gherkin and worked up to the marrow."No good breaking him in gentle you might as well just break him | |||
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"All this greenery , yet there seems to be something missing?....ah yes ..of course ...pineapple "Oh no.... We have those.... and coconuts | |||
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"I stand corrected ...Chumbos ....prickly pear ? "My father grows some strange prickly cucumbers on his allotment. Will those do? | |||
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"Strangely enough Lickety , Spaniards plant chumbos around The soil hole , The chumbos take The nutrients from The waste ....quite app under The circumstances "Hmmm... my father is part Portuguese. Close enough. | |||
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"He hates the word Bosoms I love this" Everyone loves a bosom. If you'd said bisom that would make more sense. | |||
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli! Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day. Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber? A marrow might be better
We started with a gherkin and worked up to the marrow."I took the marrow to bed , just for safe keeping | |||
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"I'm feeling a bit unwell today. I need a good chicken jalfrezi - I don't mind having green pepper and chillies in it "Aww get well soon. A good curry will clear out all the veg in your system. | |||
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