FabSwingers.com forum: Cum rant!!!!

By *eerise OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

To cut a story short, an old friend just passed by my house and asked to use the bathroom. He was in there around 4 minutes then said he had to go.

Something in my mind said to go and check my bathroom, and hear the joke, the cheeky pig has only wanked and cum in my face basin where I'm supposed to wash my face!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To cut a story short, an old friend just passed by my house and asked to use the bathroom. He was in there around 4 minutes then said he had to go.

Something in my mind said to go and check my bathroom, and hear the joke, the cheeky pig has only wanked and cum in my face basin where I'm supposed to wash my face!!!!

Lucky you, its an astringent, good for your skin and complexion not forgetting its protein and zinc content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously??

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Your wash basin must have really done it for him to only take 4 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously??"

Yes, seriously.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd check your toothbrush!

You must have heard those 'urban myths' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen EVERYTHING there is to possibly see today on this forum!!!!!

We have had it ALL today!!

Oh god come on!!! Seriously?..ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he a panda? And did yo feed him? See I heard that about pandas

Eats shoots and leaves

Bubum tisss I'm here all week try the chicken

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By *az1312Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near Coventry

I had a plumber once doing some work and I am sure he did the same because he fucked up my bathroom!!!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

He just dosen't like you or fancy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make sure to inform your friends , this is odd to say The least !...id also make sure to let him know your aware ...was he d*unk ?

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By *.ZORRO..Man
over a year ago

Potters Bar

Send him a text saying "tosser" see what he says lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wash basin must have really done it for him to only take 4 minutes.

Haha

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh dear, some friend... or is it now ex-friend ?

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I had a plumber once doing some work and I am sure he did the same because he fucked up my bathroom!!!

Us plumbers never get caught doing such things... Till we show someone the video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send him a text saying "tosser" see what he says lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u lick it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To cut a story short, an old friend just passed by my house and asked to use the bathroom. He was in there around 4 minutes then said he had to go.

Something in my mind said to go and check my bathroom, and hear the joke, the cheeky pig has only wanked and cum in my face basin where I'm supposed to wash my face!!!!

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That is seriously spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eww where did he wipe his knob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check and make sure its not hair gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some friend.

Let him know he's not welcome. And he should return to clean up..

Revolting.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

What the actual blue fuck? Wow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THATS IT! I AM DONE WITH THE FORUMS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheaper than drain unblocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual blue fuck? Wow...."

Hahahahahaha!

I fuxxing love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send him a text saying "tosser" see what he says lol"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You couldn't make it up could you.....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Was this a dream?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"You couldn't make it up could you....."

Could you?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Eww where did he wipe his knob?

On the face towel probably..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't make it up could you....."

Hell yeah you could! what a jolly caper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG

I have been constantly amazed at the things I have read in the Forums today. I think I need to go and lie down in a darkened room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

If a friend of mine did that, they would no longer be a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up hidden camera. Invite him round again. Email video to all his friends and acquaintances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are you pissed off that he did it in the sink or because he didn't offer you the chance to take it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"So are you pissed off that he did it in the sink or because he didn't offer you the chance to take it

think maybe that is it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are you inviting him back round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe, just maybe... He likes you and is too shy to tell you face to face.

Splashing in the sink could be the hint he needs to show you

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

With friends like that who needs enemy's lord.. Hope she ditches him for good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cock...!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Well there's something you do not come across everyday

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