FabSwingers.com forum: What do verifications REALLY say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've read a fair few verification's (unfortunately none of them are mine

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How ever, I can't help but feel there's always something between the lines. Such as

"She gave the best blow job ever!" means "I got a blowjob"

"This guy is lovely and nice" means "Meh!"

"Well, what can I say about this sexy minx" means "Really, what can I say? half way through sex I fancied a game of scrabble"

Am I the only one? What verification's do you find funny? Do you read between the lines?