FabSwingers.com forum: twist of fate

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman: "How horrible!

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1st woman: "So what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere. Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!"

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!"