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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've spotted a gap in the market, and I'm thinking of pitching my plan to the Dragons, (if its not been shelved) then obviously become a multi millionaire.

Anyone else got any ideas?

(Just a bit of a laugh, I bloody need one!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It has come to my attention from chatting to certain people one hear, and some threads, that there are many gentlemen, willing to part with considerable sums of money, in exchange for used (unwashed) knickers, thongs, etc.

So my idea is to produce, "scratch & sniff" porn.

Could maybe even just sell the idea to one of the tabloids, to produce a "Scratch & sniff" page 3.

I must point out, I have no interest in smelling underware! (Just making wads of cash!)

Doh! Can't believe I've just given my idea away, better act quick, before someone steels it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late there is a site that auctions used underwear and body fluids. and stained as you watch pants, via Skype.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too late there is a site that auctions used underwear and body fluids. and stained as you watch pants, via Skype."

Ah, but not actual scratch and sniff porn?!

Still think my idea has legs!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"

Ah, but not actual scratch and sniff porn?!

Still think my idea has legs! "

If it hadn't then the smelly underwear wouldn't stay up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else got any good money making ideas?

(I just want to steel them, then spend the rest of my life sailing round that Caribbean on my yacht!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea for dragons den is to go on with a way to make £250,000 in as little as 5 minutes,

1 get all the dragons to stand around a small table and stick their fingers to the table.

2 take out the small bottle of anti stick solution and place it in the middle of the table.

3 while they are stuck help myself to the piles of cash on the little side tables

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy... All we have to do is get a million people to send each other £1 each day... I will be the first one on the list...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Both good ideas, like tor style, but the paint on my ocean going yacht costs more than the combined £1250000.

Need some more ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both good ideas, like tor style, but the paint on my ocean going yacht costs more than the combined £1250000.

Need some more ideas!"

An eye patch, a false leg and a smooth talking parrot?

Oh, and Johnny Depp may cum in handy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a Swingers club in each of the locations where soaps are taped as everyone seems to have screwed each other at some time.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'm fed up of beer mats that stick to the bottom of your pint when you pick it up and then fall on the floor when you're taking a drink. So I'm inventing beer mats with a sticky patch on the bottom so that they stay on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my local the tables are soo sticky, sticky patches wouldn't be needed

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

How about paracetamol flavoured condoms?

No more excusses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excuses, whats an excuse

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Lol.

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