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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I started work today at 12:00pm. It is now 12:25am. From the looks of things, I won't finish work till at least 6am

I'm tired, cranky and snapping at people (which isn't good as I'm training and helping people on the new factory management system I've installed)

I don't ask much (I may ask some people to let me put my penis in them...BUT THATS IT!) But can you tell me a joke or a funny story to keep me going please?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick

(Sorry- best I can do at this time)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's brown and sticky?

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A stick

(Sorry- best I can do at this time)"

You'll just have to send me a PM instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx "

Oh it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born at a very early age.

3 weeks

It was a small stoke and a strong headwind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what time do u get off?

oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first went to school i was teacher's pet

She used to keep me in a cage at the back of the classroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what time do u get off?

oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me"

Is it bad that i laughed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what time do u get off?

oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me

Is it bad that i laughed? "

Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

How do two mice screw in a lightbulb?

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Fuck knows, I don't even know how they got in there in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what time do u get off?

oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me

Is it bad that i laughed?

Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired "

I didn't get it either and I've got no excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what time do u get off?

oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me

Is it bad that i laughed?

Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired

I didn't get it either and I've got no excuse. "

the OP says: I don't ask much (I may ask some people to let me put my penis in them...BUT THATS IT!) But can you tell me a joke

I asked what time did he get off at..

pretty bloody clear to me...or am I moving at supersonic speed here????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx "

haha im bored to can I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx

haha im bored to can I have one "

Cuz you asked so nicely.... no bugger off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx

haha im bored to can I have one

Cuz you asked so nicely.... no bugger off"

ha ha. I get one because i'm special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx

haha im bored to can I have one

Cuz you asked so nicely.... no bugger off"

hehe Nothing ventured nothing gained

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what time do u get off?

oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me

Is it bad that i laughed?

Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired

I didn't get it either and I've got no excuse.

the OP says: I don't ask much (I may ask some people to let me put my penis in them...BUT THATS IT!) But can you tell me a joke

I asked what time did he get off at..

pretty bloody clear to me...or am I moving at supersonic speed here???? "

I'll read it again tomorrow afternoon when I wake up and let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit random but...

Is it just me but when someone puts hehe

just reminded me of Jacko.

Shammoan mother fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a picture of this pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id love a picture of this pussy "

Nah you dont want it, honest

ITS ALL MINE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did Mister E 87 cross the road?

His dick was in the chicken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why did Mister E 87 cross the road?

His dick was in the chicken! "

That chicken promised me a verification

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx

haha im bored to can I have one "

Is this turning into a dare show your pussy thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did Mister E 87 cross the road?

His dick was in the chicken!

That chicken promised me a verification "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody else got a funny story, joke or anecdote?

I'm so bored!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Can't help I'm afraid I'm brain dead after 2 hours on the m1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started a new job recently and I was telling my new coworkers that most people mistake me for Mexican but I was actually biracial. one girl said "really? I just thought you were a white girl with a really nice fake and bake." i had to give her the side eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to tell her my tan was permanent smh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I started a new job recently and I was telling my new coworkers that most people mistake me for Mexican but I was actually biracial. one girl said "really? I just thought you were a white girl with a really nice fake and bake." i had to give her the side eye

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haha, thats pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now tell me a story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now tell me a story "

There once was a man from Duckit

He had a big cock he could suck it

He said with a grin

Wiping spunk of his chin

If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cats, can I have a picture of your pussy please,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now tell me a story

There once was a man from Duckit

He had a big cock he could suck it

He said with a grin

Wiping spunk of his chin

If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it

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True story lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well its now 06:13am I'm in the 18th hour of my shift and I am still at work.

I've been awake for 24 hours and I don't like it. I officially need sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I got in to my hotel room at 8am, and ive now had a sleep, not much, but its enough.

I would just like to say thanks to the lovely ladies for sending me pictures to get me through the night. Much appreciated

But, Ive got to do it all again tonight but hopefully i'll only be working about 12 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for tonight. Two pieces of black tarmac are chatting away when an orange piece starts walked towards them, 'careful' one says to the other

'he's a cyclepath'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One for tonight. Two pieces of black tarmac are chatting away when an orange piece starts walked towards them, 'careful' one says to the other

'he's a cyclepath'"

Jesus, that one is older then I am ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHhy-mGndI

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