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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you lock up, go up to bed at realise your sheets are hanging on the washing line still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ask for the bill at a restaurant and you realise your cash and cards are still in your other jacket at home

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get out of the shower on a cold evening, to find that the bathroom fairy has taken the towel!

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

you get all cosey in bed and realise you need a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you lock up, go up to bed at realise your sheets are hanging on the washing line still "

Oh No !!!!!!!! Ouch !! I feel your pAin !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You get refused a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you lock up, go up to bed at realise your sheets are hanging on the washing line still "

make some ghost pics...with nipple holes also please

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

When you drive into the SEAT main dealer with a problem with your new car that is irritating the hell out of, you storm into the showroom and make for the service desk.....only to remember at the last second, as you are about to tear the service manager a new arse, that you recently traded your SEAT in for an Audi...and you have the wrong main dealer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you drive into the SEAT main dealer with a problem with your new car that is irritating the hell out of, you storm into the showroom and make for the service desk.....only to remember at the last second, as you are about to tear the service manager a new arse, that you recently traded your SEAT in for an Audi...and you have the wrong main dealer.

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I'm sorry, but hahahahahahaha!!! That is brilliant!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Nothing worse than shuffling to the kitchen with your trousers around your ankles to fetch a new loo roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to pay for something with your card, only to find out that you left it behind the bar the night before, and you are a little nervous to go back to the pub because you have NO IDEA how big the bill will be....

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Getting undressed for the shower and realising you have left your knickers in the sunbed shop!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting undressed for the shower and realising you have left your knickers in the sunbed shop!! "

Ha!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You get refused a goldfish"

I am still on my eternal search for a reversing goldfish

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Phoning up orange for them to see what's wrong with your phone, 20 minutes later their still looking for your account when you realise your with orange

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Phoning up orange for them to see what's wrong with your phone, 20 minutes later their still looking for your account when you realise your with orange"

That makes no sense whatsoever...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Phoning up orange for them to see what's wrong with your phone, 20 minutes later their still looking for your account when you realise your with orange

That makes no sense whatsoever... "
it does if I had put vodophone instead of orange at the end lol. Its late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

driving home to your old house, getting frustrated your key wont work and banging on the door !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coming out the supermarket, finding your car has been stolen, demanding they call the police, accuse the staff that they don't care, before realising you have gone out a different door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting ready to go out the house. Nicely fitted jeans and top on...only to realise you've come out wearing white socks with black shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting ready to go out the house. Nicely fitted jeans and top on...only to realise you've come out wearing white socks with black shoes lol

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em don't get this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gettin yourself all dressed and nails and makeup on and either walk out door and be halfway down road and Realise you're in slippers or be out for the night and realise you've only done one hand of nails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you go to pay for something with your card, only to find out that you left it behind the bar the night before, and you are a little nervous to go back to the pub because you have NO IDEA how big the bill will be...."

How much was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get on the train and kick up a fuss because someone's sat in your reserved seat.

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And find your in the wrong carriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had one of those moments..

went out to hang my washing on the line, returned to find that thanks to ebays 'suggested items' im now watching a rabbit hutch, 2 squeeky dog toys and a princess bed canopy...

thank god it wasnt the 'buy it now' buttons she clicked

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you meet your mates for a night out and they ALL refuse to let you come unless you go home and change your shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argue blind that someone is in your seat on a train... Only to realise that the person in office who booked your tickets has booked the wrong date....

Ordering a coffee a nd cake in a place where its cash only and you haven't been to cashpoint.

Or retouch makeup in nightclub toilets, strut back to seat to find you have your dress tucked into your pants....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you lock up, go up to bed at realise your sheets are hanging on the washing line still "

Pmsl, that made me smile x

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