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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pick a word, any word and give it a new meaning.

Willful = A man called William in need of a wank.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Illegal - A sick bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fabber ... better than fab

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Succulent = offering the wife and her Dyson like skills to another man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAG = Fabulous attractive girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick a word, any word and give it a new meaning.

Willful = A man called William in need of a wank.

"
WILL.I.AM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devonshire splits = a woman from Devon with a very tight vajayjay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandamonium - a loud noise with two black eyes.

Antibody - uncles fat wife.

Years ago a friend and i thought about writing a book of them as we had so many back then, but i've forgotten them all now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Succeed = The art of performing felatio until completion and being rewarded with The fertile nectar of The loins ...( doffs hat to Lickerty , thank you for listening to my ramblings as a lurker )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's times like this that I wish I'd paid more attention to 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue' last Monday.....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank Heavens for i-Player.....

from the Uxbridge Modern Dictionary...

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Tangent - Dale Winton

Feckless - Married

Faux Pas - 'he's not your Dad!'

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There are more.....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana Split - when a Prince Albert goes wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana Split - when a Prince Albert goes wrong "

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Tree - how many Irish people in an MMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla - a poorly van

Or

Swinger - someone sitting on a swing

Swinging- the activity of sitting on swings

Play- sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few for all our Yorkshire friends...

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Twist - Yorkshire card game

Trump - Favourite Yorkshire steak

Trust - Iron erosion in Yorkshire

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ted

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Succeed = The art of performing felatio until completion and being rewarded with The fertile nectar of The loins ...( doffs hat to Lickerty , thank you for listening to my ramblings as a lurker ) "

Welcome aboard. Good to see you joining in.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A few for all our Yorkshire friends...

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Twist - Yorkshire card game

Trump - Favourite Yorkshire steak

Trust - Iron erosion in Yorkshire

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ted "

You can't just repeat the whole episode, funny as it was. Use your imagination Ted.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Extractor fan - a retired farmer

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lawn - a lazy yawn

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Meat - males to be eaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit = a female rabbi

Cremated = brought off to ejaculation as in ' I cremated him '

Rampant = a male sheep's trousers

Grateful = someone who is irritating you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monotone = Anthony has only one testicle

Palindrome = friend at airport

Palmate = friend of your dad's

Salmon = woman on her monthly

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Monotone = Anthony has only one testicle

Palindrome = friend at airport

Palmate = friend of your dad's

Salmon = woman on her monthly"

Keep it up, I'm enjoying some of these.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Inanimate, or "get in there!" shouted by an eager voyeur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correlate = delayed transmission of britain's longest running tv soap!

Delegate = initial entrance to a home produce farm shop

Canister = Gawp with knowledge at someone

Promiscuous = broken promise

Ministerial = small driving wheel in a car

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Succeed = The art of performing felatio until completion and being rewarded with The fertile nectar of The loins ...( doffs hat to Lickerty , thank you for listening to my ramblings as a lurker ) "

Succeed - what a toothless budgie does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reveal = relating to young bullocks on short lifespan

Revelation = teenage joyride in stolen car

Penitent = cheap camping holiday

Candid =ability/achievement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chordate = successful night out with lovely person

Cryosurgery = an operation without anaesthesia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramparts = cuts from sheep in butchers

Garbage = old clothing

Granulate = tardy relative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nanny State - what you're in when you wake up and find you are wearing an old ladies clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAGs

Women About Gobshites

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Firey surprise..... when somebody buys you a brand new gas fire you werent expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wigwam = an underhand wrestling move often used by Mick Mcmanners ...

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