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"No never ![]() I have been called special before, it wouldnt shock me lol | |||
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"No me neither but if it helps I've seen other people make a complete twat of themselves and it always makes me feel good. ![]() Once in a blue moon, it's like I was born to make a twat of myself. But hey it was meant in good spirits... not my fault he looked like my mum ![]() | |||
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"No me neither but if it helps I've seen other people make a complete twat of themselves and it always makes me feel good. ![]() ![]() Bless ya. You were just missing your dear old mum. ![]() | |||
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"No me neither but if it helps I've seen other people make a complete twat of themselves and it always makes me feel good. ![]() ![]() ![]() Well... no she was only a few deck chairs down LOL | |||
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man." I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart. | |||
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man." Ohhh hell no, I hope you get over that soon. But you have to be honest, it felt good and yet it went on to teach restraint, right? ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart. " I have no idea what you mean hahaha ![]() | |||
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man. Ohhh hell no, I hope you get over that soon. But you have to be honest, it felt good and yet it went on to teach restraint, right? ![]() It happened over twenty years ago ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man. I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart. " well no one laughed but no one ever mentioned it afterwards either ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart. I have no idea what you mean hahaha ![]() Oh really?! I'm sure I could show you. In graphic detail with the aid of my crop. ![]() | |||
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"Ohhh hell no, I hope you get over that soon. But you have to be honest, it felt good and yet it went on to teach restraint, right? ![]() ![]() ![]() Saying that, I have a temper when my depression kicks in and that doesnt make me cringe. I just ride it out and let people know that being a dick isnt the best way to avoid it. The silliest things make me cringe. Like one meeting I was at, someone walked around with a tray of biscuits... I was going to get that sugary ripoff Jammy Dodger no matter what. I made the guy stand there for what felt like minutes while my fingers couldnt get into the plastic tray. I eventually gave up and went for a custard cream. No jokes, no laughter, just deadly silence as the whole room watched me fail at picking up a goddamn biscuit!!! (And nobody mentioned it ever again) | |||
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"or there was the time at the archaeology lecture given by a very famous archaeologist when the only person who thought that the cave drawing was a man holding a stick was me.....it was of course a guy with an enormous erect phallus ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha that's perfect lol the dirty feckers, you were clearly just too innocent! | |||
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"I make a twat of myself all the time. People no doubt think I am a twat. I'm not bothered. ![]() Thats the way to be, fuck em. Only a moron hates being called a moron. Thats JD Salinger, famous writer. True story! | |||
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"or there was the time at the archaeology lecture given by a very famous archaeologist when the only person who thought that the cave drawing was a man holding a stick was me.....it was of course a guy with an enormous erect phallus ![]() ![]() ![]() I was about 38 with two children at the time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"or there was the time at the archaeology lecture given by a very famous archaeologist when the only person who thought that the cave drawing was a man holding a stick was me.....it was of course a guy with an enormous erect phallus ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Errrmm... hahahaha ![]() | |||
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"I was out in the pub one night after a few drinks I saw a woman I recognised, so ran over and have her a hug. Then realised it was callums teacher" Yeah, careful hugging those teachers, for educated folk they get a lot of wrong impressions lol | |||
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"I was out in the pub one night after a few drinks I saw a woman I recognised, so ran over and have her a hug. Then realised it was callums teacher" oh lol! ![]() | |||
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