FabSwingers.com forum: Poke Wars

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On Facebook. Been engaged in one since they introduced pokes (so about 2 years I think?)

I have claimed victory in the first battle as she didn't respond for over a month (fair time limit I think?) although there were claims that the FB app on my phone hadn't displayed the poke from her......meh!

So is anyone else in a poke war and if so how long has battle raged for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this "Facebook" of which you speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Facebook. Been engaged in one since they introduced pokes (so about 2 years I think?)

So is anyone else in a poke war and if so how long has battle raged for?

About a year or slightly more, until I told them to actually have a conversation with me or give it a rest.

Then apparently they missed me poking them, where I told them they'd have known about it if I ever had.

A week later they crumbled out of the silence and offered me a poke. I told them no, I'd never be able to look my friend/their son in the eye ever again!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is this "Facebook" of which you speak?"

It's like a big, worldwide pub where you post details of your life and the owners ignore all your settings for privacy and broadcast the entire contents to the planet

(hence I don't have a vanilla profile, just a swing one under a false name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this "Facebook" of which you speak?

It's like a big, worldwide pub where you post details of your life and the owners ignore all your settings for privacy and broadcast the entire contents to the planet

(hence I don't have a vanilla profile, just a swing one under a false name

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It's an international trolling database

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have poke wars in chat on here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have poke wars in chat on here too!

Im.going to win one later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done it for the last couple of years with an old fb and a couple of other female friends

when it comes up, you have poked --------, how does Facebook know cos I never told anyone !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have poke wars in chat on here too!

I do them all the time as well as the ones on Facebook! Funnily enough im in a poke war on Facebook with someone off Fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there are a few women I would love to poke on here!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I thought this would be about a different kind of 'poke'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible for poke wars I don't give up til I win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this would be about a different kind of 'poke'

No petit morte here Bambi....see your recent spill didn't damage your libido

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I did one for ages. Then I was about to claim victory the same as you when I noticed I had been deleted haha

The victory didn't quite taste the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible for poke wars I don't give up til I win

Bet that doesn't happen very often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh man I SO hate pokes on Facebook.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I thought this would be about a different kind of 'poke'

No petit morte here Bambi....see your recent spill didn't damage your libido

Hehehe! My mojo got a knock (a big one) but i'm a raging fire now...beware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been poked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this "Facebook" of which you speak?"

It's that other internet window you have open alongside fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Wasn't me, I just drove through Wolves but don't remember any pokage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Wasn't me, I just drove through Wolves but don't remember any pokage

You drove through Wolves and didnt poke me?!

Im offended!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

OK....kids...older sister here! Show me how its done...cos I really feel my age now-----How do you poke on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Wasn't me, I just drove through Wolves but don't remember any pokage

You drove through Wolves and didnt poke me?!

Im offended!

I often drive through and look for the juiciest ass in town, but all I seem to see is the usual sports wear/ see through leggings brigade and my poking equipment is going nowhere near them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Wasn't me, I just drove through Wolves but don't remember any pokage

You drove through Wolves and didnt poke me?!

Im offended!

I often drive through and look for the juiciest ass in town, but all I seem to see is the usual sports wear/ see through leggings brigade and my poking equipment is going nowhere near them

Your obviously looking in the wrong places then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Lol that's not a poke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Wasn't me, I just drove through Wolves but don't remember any pokage

You drove through Wolves and didnt poke me?!

Im offended!

I often drive through and look for the juiciest ass in town, but all I seem to see is the usual sports wear/ see through leggings brigade and my poking equipment is going nowhere near them

Your obviously looking in the wrong places then!

Ahhhh! you're a posh un from Perton Ridge?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

what is a poke

one two three four i declare a thumby war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just been poked!

Wasn't me, I just drove through Wolves but don't remember any pokage

You drove through Wolves and didnt poke me?!

Im offended!

I often drive through and look for the juiciest ass in town, but all I seem to see is the usual sports wear/ see through leggings brigade and my poking equipment is going nowhere near them

Your obviously looking in the wrong places then!

Ahhhh! you're a posh un from Perton Ridge?

Pah! No! I just dress better than the tramps in my area lol.

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