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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from Granny's thread where she can smell her chicken ............ would anyone like to take on and look after my nose for a week or so ............ it's poorly and I don't like the treatment ............. not only do I have to stuff down my neck three times a day tablets for my hayfever .... I now have to chuck eight more antibiotics down my neck daily and also stuff two sprays of this horrible wet stuff UP my nose ............ I bloody hate hayfever and sinusitus ....... so if anyone wants my nose for a sabbatical and promises to look after it properly .......... they can have it ....... oh by the way the wet stuff going up tastes revolting too ...... I'm not selling this idea very well am I lol

Offers please ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nose for my arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows the toe ur nt having a good week are ya lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows the toe ur nt having a good week are ya lol xx"

The toe is still there lol I didn't show that to the Doctor as he as falling about laughing with the graphic description about my nose ....... well he did ask why I thought it was sinusitis ...... and I wasn't wrong lol - the stuff is revolting and I can bloody taste it at the back of my throat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your nose for my arse!!"

wots wrong with your arse first lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I will let you have my eyes for your nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose "

for how long ................ and u can't take me for a walk cos I can guess what would happen next ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose "

There wouldn't be an advantage for u though

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose

for how long ................ and u can't take me for a walk cos I can guess what would happen next ... "

As if

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose

There wouldn't be an advantage for u though "

Walk a day in my shoes springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose

There wouldn't be an advantage for u though

Walk a day in my shoes springs to mind "

And how's she goin ta get a swollen little toe into ya shoes.. Eh..?? Eh...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap for a better looking nose but you wouldnt want mine. My membranes dry up unnaturally and cause me occasional sores and weird flaky dry hard plasticky snot that lterally snows from my nostrils like i'm dreaming of a green christmas!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose

There wouldn't be an advantage for u though

Walk a day in my shoes springs to mind

And how's she goin ta get a swollen little toe into ya shoes.. Eh..?? Eh...??? "

Easy my shoes are bigger of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose

There wouldn't be an advantage for u though

Walk a day in my shoes springs to mind

And how's she goin ta get a swollen little toe into ya shoes.. Eh..?? Eh...???

Easy my shoes are bigger of course "

So she'd fall outta them and break 'er nose...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I will let you have my eyes for your nose

There wouldn't be an advantage for u though

Walk a day in my shoes springs to mind

And how's she goin ta get a swollen little toe into ya shoes.. Eh..?? Eh...???

Easy my shoes are bigger of course

So she'd fall outta them and break 'er nose... "

It is a risk I am willing to take

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