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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a morning, after trying ages to arrange another meet on fab today was to be the day, bought vibrator, wine and some chocolates for the lady yesterday, set of at 7:00am sat nav said arrive at 8am couldn't wait but after driving for nearly 2hr's and no sign of lady's place rung her and she said not got long now, so had to not bother as not into quick meets, if that wasn't bad enough a van drove into back of me as I got back to leeds, well day can only get better lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dude bro your sat nav is a having whack attack!

It told you an hour ETA then couldn't find location, WTF?

Was she in a caravan? Those bishes be tricky like that yo! Frikin moving targets!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Were they Milk Tray ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a nice wine ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

What a waste of clean pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a morning, after trying ages to arrange another meet on fab today was to be the day, bought vibrator, wine and some chocolates for the lady yesterday, set of at 7:00am sat nav said arrive at 8am couldn't wait but after driving for nearly 2hr's and no sign of lady's place rung her and she said not got long now, so had to not bother as not into quick meets, if that wasn't bad enough a van drove into back of me as I got back to leeds, well day can only get better lol "

Oh hun I feel your pain I would go back to bed !! God only knows whAt the rest of the day has in store for you !!!!!! Eeeek !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha tell me about it never had trouble with it before, well days got to improve bad enough not having the meet but car is fucked now to maybe a sign to give up with swinging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to bed, get comfy and search for another lady.

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By *uy4swingingMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Reminds me of the time I was going to meet a couple 60 miles away and my very reliable car broke down. The AA came out and couldn't fix it. Got stuck in Cardiff and went into a small bar. Started chatting to lively bunch of people and I told them what happened and told them I was meeting a couple and yes I was a swinger. I was then proposition by a gay guy who I declined and 2 women , one married and I went back to her place for a fantastic fuck. The moral of the story is be honest and it will get places you've never dreamed True story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Day needs to finish soon for me, getting worse, thought I'd take chocolates and wine round to my neighbour as she always takes parcels in for me when I'm at work, well old dear is in for a shock as just realised I never took vibrator out of the bag fuck me can today get any worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol that's so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Day needs to finish soon for me, getting worse, thought I'd take chocolates and wine round to my neighbour as she always takes parcels in for me when I'm at work, well old dear is in for a shock as just realised I never took vibrator out of the bag fuck me can today get any worse "

classic!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Just ask the nice Lady for your light sabre back,, problem solved, just hope its not been on the dark side,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I don't know, she may well enjoy a good buzz.. you'll soon see if she opens the door with a grin from ear to ear lol... funny that thou..

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