FabSwingers.com forum: Cadbury's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street, in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said in a Wispa.

"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts", he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled

her Flap Jacks, while she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment, and she screamed

in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, who had Allsorts.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's got waaaaaay too much time on his hands, ain't he?

yup....i sooo need a job