FabSwingers.com forum: Farting.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a girl farted in a meet , would you laugh it off ? Or put you off? Just got sent some Brazilian fart porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try not to fart when your sitting on his face, and avoid curries before a meet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the alarm is going off at home got to dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as theres nothing following the fart..i wouldnt worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shagging fart, got to laugh it off as cant be helped !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural bodily function so just laugh it off as these things HAVE to happen.

In the past when I've bottled it up and my orgasms been that strong that they have snuck out then anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I would be mortified

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

As it was me who pumped the air up there in the first place, I am not the slightest bit bothered, just laugh it off! Absolutely natural!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why worry as long as there isn't a follow through!

Get the noisy fanny too and you have a musical!!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Its always funny!!! Having said that, farting when getting a blow job doesn't go down well...

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have dne just that I just get a stare from max but I cnt help but laugh as someone else said it's the air lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not that big a deal right

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

as long as they didnt do a follow on it would be fine.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Slap em with a kipper, they won't try it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap em with a kipper, they won't try it again. "

Then u would be smelling all fishy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so long as it doesn't stink

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Happened to me Sunday gone as she was bent over and I was finger fucking her. We laughed, sprayed the Fabreeze, carried on......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Slap em with a kipper, they won't try it again.

Then u would be smelling all fishy lol "

Marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits on coffin

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Happened to me Sunday gone as she was bent over and I was finger fucking her. We laughed, sprayed the Fabreeze, carried on......"

Site endorsed guff disguiser. Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never bum farts! Fanny farts ya just can't keep in, funnier when they escape you to the same rhythm as your giggle, cue more laughter!!

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"If a girl farted in a meet , would you laugh it off ? Or put you off? Just got sent some Brazilian fart porn

As long as it's a dry fart - no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happened to me Sunday gone as she was bent over and I was finger fucking her. We laughed, sprayed the Fabreeze, carried on......"

That woulda gone straight in your face!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Happened to me Sunday gone as she was bent over and I was finger fucking her. We laughed, sprayed the Fabreeze, carried on......

That woulda gone straight in your face!

Nope, a few seconds earlier whilst I was rimming her too would've been a different story though. No laughter guaranteed.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Where's that guy who started the thread about fantasising about his girlfriend faring in his face? Lol

You have to laugh it off. Chances are I will have done it first anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good fat to lift the tension

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

Been there got t shirt

Laugh and get right back on it

Worse things happen at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All's good as long as she hasn't just asked me to pull her finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a girl farted in a meet , would you laugh it off ? Or put you off? Just got sent some Brazilian fart porn

Even the queen farts as my old mum says!Its as natural as breathing so people need to get a grip.Mind you,my staffies farts could be used in chemical warfare.They are rank!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

when i fart, i'm a dirty shitheap ... when she farts, she thinks its funny... whats that all about then ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did that while in a group session while being fisted me ans the hole room just burst out laughing,last time i had beans night before a meet lol i was embarrassed but gotta laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when i fart, i'm a dirty shitheap ... when she farts, she thinks its funny... whats that al

l about then ???

its because women's shit don't stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when i fart, i'm a dirty shitheap ... when she farts, she thinks its funny... whats that al

l about then ???

its because women's shit don't stink"

Why you think that I don't know? a womans fart can be just as smelly the next persons fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happened to me Sunday gone as she was bent over and I was finger fucking her. We laughed, sprayed the Fabreeze, carried on......

That woulda gone straight in your face!

Nope, a few seconds earlier whilst I was rimming her too would've been a different story though. No laughter guaranteed. "

Too much info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good fart under the quilt whil holding the quilt over your lasses head

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

If you've had a curry earlier in the day. Best just cuddle instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a stinky fart to kill the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently single women dont fart as they dont get an arsehole until they marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would rather a loud noisy one, than a silent killer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently single women dont fart as they dont get an arsehole until they marry

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