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By *igwilly2k OP Man
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock made from Cadburys chocolate

She said that she prefers Terrys

Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge & said ''I've just spoken to JT & he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour & have a good look under your bed for me''

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By *igwilly2k OP Man
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

I see Wayne Bridge refuses to play for England whilst John Terry remains Captain.

Let's hope he shags Emile Heskey's missus before the Summer and does us all a favour

Was ashley cole really speeding to get away from the papparazi or was he trying to get home before john terry got there

Man watching football game on TV flicked channels at half time & found a porn film with a man fucking a woman long & hard. He says 2 wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game." Wife says "4 fucks sake watch this, u already know how 2 play football."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to popular opinion I think John Terry should go to Africa for the World Cup in June.... with the rate he's scoring at we're bound to win the fookin thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fabio capello has said john terry has definatly lost the captains armband. hes asking all the players to look under their beds for it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ ^ Heard it already ^ ^

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By *igwilly2k OP Man
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

I thought they were quite funny myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Stamford wasnt the only Bridge John Terry was entering a few times a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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