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The Afterlife !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other about the Afterlife, their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life the Husband was the first to go and true to his promise he made contact.

Mary Mary

is that you Fred

Yes I've come back like we agreed

What's it like ?

Well I get up in the morning and have sex then have Breakfast and off to the Golf course and have Sex and bathe in the Sun, then 2 more romps around the Golf course and then an Afternoon of sex, back home for more sex and Supper then more sex then sleep, the next day is exactly the same !

Oh Fred you must surely be in Heaven ?

No not at all I'm a Rabbit in Suffolk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO!!!! Nearly spat my tea out while I read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

fecking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna cum back as the seat on a lady's bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one. "

I'm coming back as a Single Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one.

I'm coming back as a Single Lady "

hope u change ur shirt first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one.

I'm coming back as a Single Lady

hope u change ur shirt first "

It's a Blouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm coming back as a bottle of Femmefresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm coming back as a bottle of Femmefresh "

Why Mally do you smell like Grimsby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oligarch please

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