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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As requested we now have a male version of the thread - so here we go!

Penis

Baby maker

Big Dick and the twins

Anaconda

100% all-beef thermometer

Bald-headed yogurt slinger

Cack

Chap

Hot Dog

Chopper

Dangler

Steamin' semen roadway

Ding-a-ling

Cock Rocket

Dingis

Disco Stick

Two colonels and the general

Hog

Jimmy

Purple-headed soldier

John Thomas

Love Shaft

Master of ceremonies

Pork sword

Meat Lolly

Mr. Winky

One eyed snake

Pink tractor beam

Schlong

Tent pole

Tonsil tickler

Anal impaler

Bobby dangler

Main vein

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wang

Sausage

Willy

Cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Steven and the twins - Obi has just shouted at me!

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

Meat and two veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot 'Purple headed womb ferret' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blurted out "Fuckstick" to someone who pissed me off the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been a fan of Todger

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wang

Sausage

Willy

Cock"

My first job using a word processor was using a Wang.

At the moment, every time I hear another announcement about Tony Wang I keep smirking and wondering if he gets post for Twang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutton Dagger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mutton Dagger"

Sharpening must be painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby's arm holding an apple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

popular one up here is 'the wee man'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One eye'd trouser snake

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pork Sword

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Pork Sword "

Touché

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my fb called my cock bill cos her pussy fitted it ... i call my balls phil and grant

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Thank you for that.... pure enjoyment.. but you forgot one eyed wonder worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't come come back.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Tinkle "

I associate that with having a wee!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't come come back. "

Haven't heard that one in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't come come back. "

Pythonesque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As requested we now have a male version of the thread - so here we go!

Penis

Baby maker

Big Dick and the twins

Anaconda

100% all-beef thermometer

Bald-headed yogurt slinger

Cack

Chap

Hot Dog

Chopper

Dangler

Steamin' semen roadway

Ding-a-ling

Cock Rocket

Dingis

Disco Stick

Two colonels and the general

Hog

Jimmy

Purple-headed soldier

John Thomas

Love Shaft

Master of ceremonies

Pork sword

Meat Lolly

Mr. Winky

One eyed snake

Pink tractor beam

Schlong

Tent pole

Tonsil tickler

Anal impaler

Bobby dangler

Main vein

"

you forgot todger and tallywhacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one take on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob. Plain and simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tinkle

I associate that with having a wee! "

Oh god yeah, woops! My bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SCHLONG that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit school boy error that is on the list doh!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't come come back. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SCHLONG that is all "

I do love the word schlong, always makes me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Widge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Veined mayonaisse pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam javelin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't come come back.

Pythonesque."

Meaning or Life...

Always worth another viewing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cory

Pilmmer

Beef injection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellend

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Baby"s arm with a boxing glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womb raider...

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