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Truly awful movies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just watched a movie called Iron Sky.

Quick plot...

Just as Nazi Germany is defeated in 1945 a secret group of the blighters escape to the dark side of the moon and build a secret base, where they breed and carry on their evil ways. Fast forward to 2018, Sarah Palin is president and she's just put the first black man on the moon. The is captured by the Nazis who think he's a scout for an invasion force, so they decide to attack the Earth first.

Utterly, utterly awful movie. So bad that it was actually brilliant and I was hooked right to the end.

Anyone else seen it or seen such a terrible movie they thought it was great?

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Those sort of films are pretty much all I watch, I have seen some terrible films ranging back to the fifties such as "robot monster", "the creeping terror", "plan 9 from outer space" through to the 70s with "food of the gods" and "the amazing mr no legs" all of those are truly terrible and very enjoyable lol plus many many many more

I drive Fi mad lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever seen Fucklands? One young Argentinian bloke goes to the Falklands with the intention of copping off with and impregnating the women as a way to reclaim the islands.

Most of the dialogue is his monologue. x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I just watched a movie called Iron Sky.

Quick plot...

Just as Nazi Germany is defeated in 1945 a secret group of the blighters escape to the dark side of the moon and build a secret base, where they breed and carry on their evil ways. Fast forward to 2018, Sarah Palin is president and she's just put the first black man on the moon. The is captured by the Nazis who think he's a scout for an invasion force, so they decide to attack the Earth first.

Utterly, utterly awful movie. So bad that it was actually brilliant and I was hooked right to the end.

Anyone else seen it or seen such a terrible movie they thought it was great?

"

there's another one like this but they go under the ice and build a base etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed it on Sky but read the poor review on Lovefilm already so steered clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singular: Fuckland, Soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ever seen Fucklands? One young Argentinian bloke goes to the Falklands with the intention of copping off with and impregnating the women as a way to reclaim the islands.

Most of the dialogue is his monologue. x "

Sounds shitastically brilliant, I'll see if I can find it.

I think I have Joes Apartment on the playlist next. A movie about a single guy and singing cockroaches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed it on Sky but read the poor review on Lovefilm already so steered clear."

Honestly, I read the same review and watched it anyway. The acting is crap, the dialogue awful and special effects look like I did them. But, combined its a brilliant B-movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed it on Sky but read the poor review on Lovefilm already so steered clear.

Honestly, I read the same review and watched it anyway. The acting is crap, the dialogue awful and special effects look like I did them. But, combined its a brilliant B-movie."

I'll probably give it a go at some point, I've been proven wrong in the past so do try and make a point of making up my own mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash Gordon. It's bad. Really bad! But like a pot noodle, if it's there I'll go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw iron sky must say the crazy bit made me laugh were they turn the black guy white and nazi him up its so terrible its good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw iron sky must say the crazy bit made me laugh were they turn the black guy white and nazi him up its so terrible its good"

And he didn't notice until the gang members were shooting at him!...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those sort of films are pretty much all I watch, I have seen some terrible films ranging back to the fifties such as "robot monster", "the creeping terror", "plan 9 from outer space" through to the 70s with "food of the gods" and "the amazing mr no legs" all of those are truly terrible and very enjoyable lol plus many many many more

I drive Fi mad lol lol

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Food of the Gods. First X film I saw at the pictures when I was still way under-age, of course xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladerunner

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Titanic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bladerunner

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Titanic "

I'll allow Avatar and Titanic onto the list of awful movies, but, as you know, Bladerunner is my favourite movie of all time ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 'Night of the Lepus' giant man eating rabbits lol Also stars DeForrest Kelley.....

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By *ukkakecoupleukCouple
over a year ago

horsham

mamma mia . grease . 12 monkeys

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Flash Gordon. It's bad. Really bad! But like a pot noodle, if it's there I'll go for it! "

what?! That is a classic!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Prometheus.

- VincentandAmy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Jennifer Aniston in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prometheus.

- VincentandAmy. x"

That movie had so much promise. It just ended up being junk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bladerunner

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Titanic

I'll allow Avatar and Titanic onto the list of awful movies, but, as you know, Bladerunner is my favourite movie of all time ever..."

Its dull mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of the rings- only bothered watching the first one as I had an uncontrollable urge to get it in to my edit suite and cut out the hour or so of pointless drivel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bladerunner

Avatar

Titanic

I'll allow Avatar and Titanic onto the list of awful movies, but, as you know, Bladerunner is my favourite movie of all time ever...

Its dull mate"

Naa' its moody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bladerunner

Avatar

Titanic "

Elo chuck xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

The Human Centipede = pile o pish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oblivion is two hours of my life in never getting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fast and the furious ones are worse than fucking Herpes..

...but I just wanna say, I don't know what herpes is like.

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate


"Try 'Night of the Lepus' giant man eating rabbits lol Also stars DeForrest Kelley....."

Another fantastically bad film, love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oblivion is two hours of my life in never getting back"

It's really that bad? The trailers always make them look so good. Shame.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Prometheus.

- VincentandAmy. x

That movie had so much promise. It just ended up being junk..."

Yep, sad really... x

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