FabSwingers.com forum: A rival site

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I think I'm going to set up a rival site. it will have the following....

It'll be free and have no ads. Server space and maintenance is free right?

A ratio of a lot of women to 1 man.

A free taxi service, to make sure your meets turn up.

Anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we have a few unicorns, thrown in free, of course?

I thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were supposed to be job hunting not daydreaming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we have unicorns can we have rainbows too?

I think it should also have a rule that any man joining is guaranteed a meet within 12 hours & women can't be fussy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Cock to be measured with a ruler,in plain view from above, not the guys arsehole

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Guarantee that no man cums first no matter HOW long it takes.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If we have unicorns can we have rainbows too?

I think it should also have a rule that any man joining is guaranteed a meet within 12 hours & women can't be fussy"

Forgot about that one, that'll be an important feature

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Never mind those pesky unicorns and rainbows tsk,, they re easy,,,

lets seek the holy grail,,

a multitude of ff couples so that the elusive ffm 3some is a realistic aspiration for all men,, ta,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut n Paste messages will be the norm and definitely allowed

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Scratch and sniff photo option

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

All women must answer their mail promptly and with a yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another feature, every user has to reply to every message and if it's a no thanks they have to list 19 reasons why

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get back to the job hunting......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh - don't forget the compulsory pics!!

Full body, face, genetalia and boobs (next to a tape measure for cocks and boobs - we'll have to think of something else as a 'foof depth' guage!)

Oh - and a shot of the username on a bit of paper, certified by their bank manage, solicitor, GP or other 'proffeshunal' - or a note from their mum and dad saying they're allowed out to play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock to be measured with a ruler,in plain view from above, not the guys arsehole"

No no no ... All size, colour and age biases to be outlawed

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"Scratch and sniff photo option

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get back to the job hunting......

He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...can you put a complimentary chicken with every meet? Im always hungry lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get back to the job hunting......

He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?"

lol yeah and im Richard branson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get back to the job hunting......

He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?

lol yeah and im Richard branson

Can I have free 1st class flights to Australia please Richard?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Oh - don't forget the compulsory pics!!

Full body, face, genetalia and boobs (next to a tape measure for cocks)"

Could sell official site tape measures that start at 6 inch and go up in multiples of 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...can you put a complimentary chicken with every meet? Im always hungry lol

How about all women have to provide a slap up home cooked three course meal to the standard of nigella and give you a blow

Job whilst you are eating it?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Get back to the job hunting......

He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?"

Actually I'm drinking coffee and dunking toast into a pot noodle.. (having my dinner)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get back to the job hunting......

He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?

lol yeah and im Richard branson

Can I have free 1st class flights to Australia please Richard?

fuck me you don't want much do you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get back to the job hunting......

He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?

lol yeah and im Richard branson

Can I have free 1st class flights to Australia please Richard?

fuck me you don't want much do you...

Okay I'll settle for business class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...can you put a complimentary chicken with every meet? Im always hungry lol

How about all women have to provide a slap up home cooked three course meal to the standard of nigella and give you a blow

Job whilst you are eating it?

...that wont work. I like to focus on my food lol

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Sponsored by Carlsberg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When posting photos the server automatically alters the image to look 10 Years younger than original......saving time searching for old pictures

Autocam....redacts any wobbly bits from the webcam, wobbly bits are for real meets only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free taxi service, that's not right we want traveling expenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we qualify for child vouchers to pay for baby sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a month a big swingers party sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch and sniff photo option

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lol love that ideal go to the top of the class x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof depth......

Winner of phrase of the week...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not just "foof depth" but width as well.

All women to be in stockings and basques with a pencil skirt, heels and sheer blouse as standard ready to meet wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women to be in stockings and basques with a pencil skirt, heels and sheer blouse as standard ready to meet wear."

And given that there are many more men than women on the site, all women should wear the above 24 hours a day, in case we are lucky enough to be selected. We must drop whatever we're doing and hurry to satisfy that elusive creature, the single male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free taxi service, that's not right we want traveling expenses "

Are you neil and christine hamilton?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh - and a shot of the username on a bit of paper, certified by their bank manage, solicitor, GP or other 'proffeshunal' - or a note from their mum and dad saying they're allowed out to play!

You can not be a bi male unless you provide photographic proof of a cock in your mouth/bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of time and energy, this site and its brother site are brilliant, it does what it says on the can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can not be a bi male unless you provide photographic proof of a cock in your mouth/bum."

IT'S NOT FAIR! There are so few men on this site, and so many of them only want to play with each other.

What about us polite and respectful single girls? And don't tar us all with the same brush!

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Waste of time and energy, this site and its brother site are brilliant, it does what it says on the can

Yes they are fab... but people want more, as you can tell from the above. So lets give it them I say

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You can not be a bi male unless you provide photographic proof of a cock in your mouth/bum.

IT'S NOT FAIR! There are so few men on this site, and so many of them only want to play with each other.

What about us polite and respectful single girls? And don't tar us all with the same brush! "

I sorry, but that woman that messaged me once a few years ago spoiled it for you all.

All you single women are interested in is sex, sex, sex. We're not pieces of meat you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the words "just my/our preference" will get you an automatic ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads

God no!!!!

I've seen things that if in HD would make my eyes pop and my head explode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads

God no!!!!

I've seen things that if in HD would make my eyes pop and my head explode!

your normal look then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads

God no!!!!

I've seen things that if in HD would make my eyes pop and my head explode!

Yes but it would make the girls make an effort with full make up, clean hair & lingerie....

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

"I thought you were supposed to be job hunting not daydreaming!

Funny thing, thats how Fab started. Out of work guy dreamed up the idea of Fabswingers but instead of just dreaming about it he actually set it all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All messages must be one line maximum and consist of Fancy a fuck, failure to reply to this with a simple yes within 30 seconds will result in an immediate ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a choice of say 10 men' and 10 womens photos as an example of the kind of man/woman you want to meet, when you click on the photo it will bring up all relevant matches in your area

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By *arry50Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

There would be no women looking for women. Only men

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