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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It hurts .............. ouch ouch ouchey ouch .............. I was walking from the kitchen into the lounge and the little cat tried to trip me up, to avoid the cat I managed to stub my second littlest toe on my left foot on the chair leg .......... ouch owwwwwwww ......... and it hurts .........

sympathy please .......... where's the crying smiley .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is the cat ok?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

poor cat..

probably frightened her with your hopping about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the chair ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job you have another 10 toes lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I avoided the cat ....... and she scarpered behind the sofa ................. and there is a little incey wincey bit of blood ........ so some sympathy????? pleeeeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good job you have another 10 toes lol."

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if one is injured that only leaves nine!!!! how many did u start off with? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwwwwwwwww hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the chair ok lol"

I'll just go check ................. Oiiiii Chair are u ok???? ........... its keeping a diplomatic silence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwwwwwww hugs xx "

fank u .............. ure the only one that cares ........ sob sob

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/

So big hugs from me xx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I avoided the cat ....... and she scarpered behind the sofa ................. and there is a little incey wincey bit of blood ........ so some sympathy????? pleeeeze "

nope..

not today, pretty selfish asking for sympathy when the cat needs comforting..

you should be seeking some counselling for her trauma..

did you perhaps utter profane language within her delicate earshot..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Is the chair ok lol

I'll just go check ................. Oiiiii Chair are u ok???? ........... its keeping a diplomatic silence "

probably scared to say anything lest you kick it again..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I avoided the cat ....... and she scarpered behind the sofa ................. and there is a little incey wincey bit of blood ........ so some sympathy????? pleeeeze

nope..

not today, pretty selfish asking for sympathy when the cat needs comforting..

you should be seeking some counselling for her trauma..

did you perhaps utter profane language within her delicate earshot..?

"

nope I did deep heavy breathing ....... I would have made a fortune if on the phone at the time ............ lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the chair ok lol

I'll just go check ................. Oiiiii Chair are u ok???? ........... its keeping a diplomatic silence

probably scared to say anything lest you kick it again.. "

now I am giggling out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/

So big hugs from me xx"

fank u too - is your toe alright now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse!!! you could have trodden on a plug or a bit of lego..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse!!! you could have trodden on a plug or a bit of lego.......... "

If there had been a plug or a piece of lego on the floor I wouldn't have kicked the chair leg cos they wouldnt have moved as I went to step over them .......... see this is not my fault at all ..... the fault lies with the bloody cat!!!!

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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am still not sure whether you have yet apologised to the little cat for giving him/her a fright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww! At least you have something to blame.. broke mine in March stumbling over nothing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am still not sure whether you have yet apologised to the little cat for giving him/her a fright?"

I never touched her lol and she tripped me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwww! At least you have something to blame.. broke mine in March stumbling over nothing xx"

more water with it ?? lol

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/

So big hugs from me xx

fank u too - is your toe alright now "

Well it's still still attached but a very fetching shade of purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think though if it needed amputating, you might get a 10% discount on a pedicure LoL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think though if it needed amputating, you might get a 10% discount on a pedicure LoL"

that was sympathetic???!!!!! lol u r sooo dead when I next catch up with u ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/

So big hugs from me xx

fank u too - is your toe alright now

Well it's still still attached but a very fetching shade of purple "

awwww hugz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm I like a kinky time LoL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed my little toe this morning in the bed..... Don't hear me crying out in pain.... Grow a pair woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stubbed my little toe this morning in the bed..... Don't hear me crying out in pain.... Grow a pair woman!!! "

wot bigger than they are?????? lol I would walk with a stoop lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmm I like a kinky time LoL."

Scouse that's provocative lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really I thought it was being cheeky LoL

XxXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok how about this.

(pats head) there, there,

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok how about this.

(pats head) there, there,

"

OMG now I am laughing so much ... what am I gonna do with u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It hurts .............. ouch ouch ouchey ouch .............. I was walking from the kitchen into the lounge and the little cat tried to trip me up, to avoid the cat I managed to stub my second littlest toe on my left foot on the chair leg .......... ouch owwwwwwww ......... and it hurts .........

sympathy please .......... where's the crying smiley ..... "
hope you ok minx x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incredible detail for a stubbed toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing worse than banging you toe so I feel your pain ...,

Why is it that if we do bang our toe we run!!! Well I know I do and I also do this child like crying noise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incredible detail for a stubbed toe. "

I wanted to be sure that you understood my pain fully ........... go stub yours and see if it matches my pain ..... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It hurts .............. ouch ouch ouchey ouch .............. I was walking from the kitchen into the lounge and the little cat tried to trip me up, to avoid the cat I managed to stub my second littlest toe on my left foot on the chair leg .......... ouch owwwwwwww ......... and it hurts .........

sympathy please .......... where's the crying smiley ..... hope you ok minx x"

I fink I will ... sob sob .. its throbbing ................. really throbbing ........ and skinned

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sits minxie down pours a large brandy

gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sits minxie down pours a large brandy

gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it

"

and then drinks said brandy to listen to Minxie's woes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take that saucepan off head then you can see x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sits minxie down pours a large brandy

gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it

"

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank you this is the most sympathetic someone has been ...... xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sits minxie down pours a large brandy

gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it

and then drinks said brandy to listen to Minxie's woes "

she can I don't like brandy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take that saucepan off head then you can see x"

haha your obsessed with my saucepan today lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Toesies are red

Her bruises are Blue

Her toe maybe broken

Thank God minxie doesnt live with you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh ouch, hugs minxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take that saucepan off head then you can see x

haha your obsessed with my saucepan today lol "
yes verysaucy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sits minxie down pours a large brandy

gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it

"

Don't do that the chair has been subjected to Minxie's kick if it's not broken yet it will fall apart as soon as her foot touches it causing her foot to fall to the floor, causing more damage and chaos

Feeling your pain, got my finger caught on the lathe yesterday smacked by a piece of wood travelling at 2500rpm, weird how the smaller parts of the body hurt so much isn't it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Another good reason to wear slippers .

Looking on the bright side, at least the cat didn't then attack that toe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sits minxie down pours a large brandy

gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it

Don't do that the chair has been subjected to Minxie's kick if it's not broken yet it will fall apart as soon as her foot touches it causing her foot to fall to the floor, causing more damage and chaos

Feeling your pain, got my finger caught on the lathe yesterday smacked by a piece of wood travelling at 2500rpm, weird how the smaller parts of the body hurt so much isn't it."

its still throbbing ............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another good reason to wear slippers .

Looking on the bright side, at least the cat didn't then attack that toe."

there's a bright side???!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww there there poor minxie

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww there there poor minxie

xx"

fank u ........... if I move it then it starts all over again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Another good reason to wear slippers .

Looking on the bright side, at least the cat didn't then attack that toe.

there's a bright side???!!!! "

The cat didn't die, you didn't die, no furniture was broken. I hope the toe isn't broken. I'm working really hard on the bright side here, work with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another good reason to wear slippers .

Looking on the bright side, at least the cat didn't then attack that toe.

there's a bright side???!!!!

The cat didn't die, you didn't die, no furniture was broken. I hope the toe isn't broken. I'm working really hard on the bright side here, work with me."

ok............. am smiling a little but it's a very tiny smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugs xxxx"

thank u xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs xxxx

thank u xxx "
it cant still be sore if it is then big cuddle x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hugs xxxx

thank u xxx it cant still be sore if it is then big cuddle x"

it will be sore for ages and after all if you lads sneeze you think you have man flu so if poor minxies toe hurts for a week a kind gent should offer to help her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww...

Polishes up shining armour and packs soothing ointments into saddlebags of trusty steed...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

we need toe be updated hows the toe . i stubbed mine and it was bruised for ages

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

we need toe be updated hows the toe . i stubbed mine and it was bruised for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we need toe be updated hows the toe . i stubbed mine and it was bruised for ages"

Typos and double posting.... Are you typing with ya feet...??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update: its very swollen and looks like a fat sausage .......... but I will survive ....... was just chatting to a very nice British Gas man .... who came to service the boiler .................. oh ooooops Minxie's boiler needs something doing to it so he is coming back Wednesday .............. Minxies rushes off to find sexy top to wear and tidy her bedroom up .......... he has to come and check the rads in each room he told me ........... not for any other purposes u naughty lot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive got a radiator key...

and moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive got a radiator key...

and moustache"

the rad key I get but the moustache? explain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the joy of have cats hay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hug to minxie xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big hug to minxie xxx"

thank u xxx

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

It is not like it is man flu or anything.

Who to phone first cat protection league or chairs protection squad.

Big hugs and put your slippers on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is not like it is man flu or anything.

Who to phone first cat protection league or chairs protection squad.

Big hugs and put your slippers on "

not sure I can get em on now lol

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