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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi...cheeky......knock knock!

Who's there?

'tis me

......fancy a shag????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi cheeky im too polite for that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I've had is get well soon ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I've had is get well soon ones

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fancy a shag or make love x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"All I've had is get well soon ones

get well soon lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour

Humour might be a stretch, I thought it funny

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."

Denying it I said, "I'm not d*unk."

She said, "Yes you are."

I said, "No I'm fucking not."

She said, "Can you tell the time?"

I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking d*unk."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi, cheeky - wana shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck tell me about it I just got one aying do you want to be trained ah hello do I look like a fkin dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour

Humour might be a stretch, I thought it funny

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."

Denying it I said, "I'm not d*unk."

She said, "Yes you are."

I said, "No I'm fucking not."

She said, "Can you tell the time?"

I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking d*unk.""

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"fuck tell me about it I just got one aying do you want to be trained ah hello do I look like a fkin dog lol

have you got a wet nose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I've had is get well soon ones

get well soon lol

Thank you

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"All I've had is get well soon ones

People are going on about bird flu,, errr am I the only one but thats what wings do,,

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Oi, cheeky - wana shag?

omg cold shower needed at that thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck tell me about it I just got one aying do you want to be trained ah hello do I look like a fkin dog lol

have you got a wet nose ?

haha nope !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky fancy bumming

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I hide the profile every Monday morning for that reason.

I think all the men who are left horny because they didn't get any at the weekend end up in our inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey gorgeous lady, fancy ditching work, having a boozy lunch & shoe shopping.....work is so over rated?

(How's that for a better offer?)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

PS..although to be fair, we don't often get just fany a shag in them, they have longer sentances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'd say hi, fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I've had is get well soon ones

People are going on about bird flu,, errr am I the only one but thats what wings do,,

Wish I did have wings

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

As I m in a Pub,,,

A guy goes into a cocktail bar and says, "I'd like a single entendre please. No, on second thoughts, make it a double."

The barman says, "Oooh, a large one, sir?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice "

I would compare thee to a summer's day...

But I'm from Scotland and 'windy and damp' isn't very flattering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

I would compare thee to a summer's day...

But I'm from Scotland and 'windy and damp' isn't very flattering...

Yea .. ok

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

I would compare thee to a summer's day...

But I'm from Scotland and 'windy and damp' isn't very flattering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how eloquently put, or wrapped in poetry and honeyed words, surely all messages on here are essentially fancy a shag messages?

I applaud these gentlemen and their ability to cut through the crap of pseudo courtship and simply ask the pertinent question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter how eloquently put, or wrapped in poetry and honeyed words, surely all messages on here are essentially fancy a shag messages?

I applaud these gentlemen and their ability to cut through the crap of pseudo courtship and simply ask the pertinent question."
bollocks

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour

I get the same from women. I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd love to get a 'fancy a shag' message every now and then.... must be my enigmatic persona that puts 'em off sending them....

ted.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"No matter how eloquently put, or wrapped in poetry and honeyed words, surely all messages on here are essentially fancy a shag messages?

I applaud these gentlemen and their ability to cut through the crap of pseudo courtship and simply ask the pertinent question."

Funnily enough we ask for straight talking and don't often get it ....ooo maybe that is the trick, wome and couples should ask for the opposite of what they are after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pleasing some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the 'take a look at my profile and see what you think' messages. 9 times out of 10 it says 'will fill in later' or 'looking for nsa' and no pics, obviously!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'd love to get a 'fancy a shag' message every now and then.... must be my enigmatic persona that puts 'em off sending them....

ted.

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id say say fancy a shag but its you ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the 'take a look at my profile and see what you think' messages. 9 times out of 10 it says 'will fill in later' or 'looking for nsa' and no pics, obviously!!

Now here's a thing on that point: When I had a single profile, 50% of the time I would include the 'pls take a look at my profile' line AND... I had a proper profile and pics to view. The rest of the time I would include a precis of my profile to save the person (hopefully) reading it time in not having to go look at it.

You know what - it made no difference at all.... the messages still got deleted!

Can't flippin win...

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice "

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the 'take a look at my profile and see what you think' messages. 9 times out of 10 it says 'will fill in later' or 'looking for nsa' and no pics, obviously!!

You know what - it made no difference at all.... the messages still got deleted!

Can't flippin win...

ted. "

Lol but at least you had writing and a pic. The one I has this morning had 'nsa fun' and nothing else. I was very tempted to drop everything and meet instantly

lol

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out!

Haha"

You have now

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out!

Haha

You have now

Haha thanks, I am part of that club now!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

lol this thread has made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol"

I don't live in Middlesbrough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out!

Haha

You have now

Haha thanks, I am part of that club now!!!

You're very welcome and if you were 10 years older I'd have meant it too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.

I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol

I don't live in Middlesbrough

Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol

I don't live in Middlesbrough

Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol"

Its not in Yorkshire

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By *exyBlonde111Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out!

Haha

You have now

Haha thanks, I am part of that club now!!!

You're very welcome and if you were 10 years older I'd have meant it too lol

There is always a catch!

haha

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By *exyBlonde111Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Reason i say that is because i have used that one myself a few times on here! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough we ask for straight talking and don't often get it ....ooo maybe that is the trick, wome and couples should ask for the opposite of what they are after

That's no good, would leave women asking for hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol

I don't live in Middlesbrough

Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol

Its not in Yorkshire

Tis so! I don't recognise Cleveland or Teeside! It's Yorks.

Not sure it rhymes with sorrow though.

Anyway Floro, just giggle and accept the flattering poetry; we've talked about your surly demenour to potential suitors. Open up and let them see the flower inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol

I don't live in Middlesbrough

Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol

Its not in Yorkshire

Tis so! I don't recognise Cleveland or Teeside! It's Yorks.

Not sure it rhymes with sorrow though.

Anyway Floro, just giggle and accept the flattering poetry; we've talked about your surly demenour to potential suitors. Open up and let them see the flower inside!"

Are you saying I repel people because I don't show them the black orchid inside ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I concur

I would like some originality and something other than that

Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice

There was a young lady called floro

The distance filled me with sorrow

So I loaded a van

And fast as I can

Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough

Lol

I don't live in Middlesbrough

Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol

Its not in Yorkshire

Tis so! I don't recognise Cleveland or Teeside! It's Yorks.

Not sure it rhymes with sorrow though.

Anyway Floro, just giggle and accept the flattering poetry; we've talked about your surly demenour to potential suitors. Open up and let them see the flower inside!

Are you saying I repel people because I don't show them the black orchid inside ?? "

Never was any good at geography lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it

It says on Wiki that its in North Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour

Well do you ? Fancy a shag ? Stop being so evasive....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think wed all fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think wed all fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darn it

It says on Wiki that its in North Yorkshire

Well what do you know I got something right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darn it

It says on Wiki that its in North Yorkshire

Well what do you know I got something right lol"

Yea I had to be proved wrong by the romeo cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour

Humour might be a stretch, I thought it funny

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."

Denying it I said, "I'm not d*unk."

She said, "Yes you are."

I said, "No I'm fucking not."

She said, "Can you tell the time?"

I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking d*unk.""

made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could partake in some coitus right now

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The messages just get worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The messages just get worse

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any one fancy a kiss then x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The messages just get worse

any one fancy a kiss then x"

god no this is a NSA site no kissing here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The messages just get worse

any one fancy a kiss then x

god no this is a NSA site no kissing here...

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damn knew i had the wrong site x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Darn it

It says on Wiki that its in North Yorkshire

Well what do you know I got something right lol

Yea I had to be proved wrong by the romeo cowboy "

Romeo cowboy lol

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