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Accident prone this week lol keep well clear!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so picture this

Long steep icy drive leading to a customers house

Van (Suzuki carry)put in first with handbrake firmly on

No problems so far

Goes inta the house and then comes ta get me tools out

Opens the driver side door and the bloody van started sliding

Picture this

A midget getting dragged down a bloody drive by a sooty van trying his best ta get out of the way of the door and van

luckily a wall stopped it lol

Then today i had off cause im bloody stiff from yesterday so goes ta Newcastle ta do some banking

Pulls on the multistory carpark in the car this time

Misjudges the distance to the wall in the parking bay and BANG

Hits the bloody wall and whips me neck

Thinks im staying in from now on lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lucky white heather............. xx

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In me bloody car thought it was in the van is me car ok, forget the bloody neck ill be braking it if ya done damage to me car

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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oh shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so picture this

Long steep icy drive leading to a customers house

Van (Suzuki carry)put in first with handbrake firmly on

No problems so far

Goes inta the house and then comes ta get me tools out

Opens the driver side door and the bloody van started sliding

Picture this

A midget getting dragged down a bloody drive by a sooty van trying his best ta get out of the way of the door and van

luckily a wall stopped it lol

Then today i had off cause im bloody stiff from yesterday so goes ta Newcastle ta do some banking

Pulls on the multistory carpark in the car this time

Misjudges the distance to the wall in the parking bay and BANG

Hits the bloody wall and whips me neck

Thinks im staying in from now on lol xxx "

can't quite picture the midget with the sliding van - could you do it again this time on camera and post it on u tube for us please it does sound very funny

will make you a star xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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can't quite picture the midget with the sliding van - could you do it again this time on camera and post it on u tube for us please it does sound very funny

will make you a star xxx"

Wish it had been on film lol xx

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


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can't quite picture the midget with the sliding van - could you do it again this time on camera and post it on u tube for us please it does sound very funny

will make you a star xxx

Wish it had been on film lol xx "

You could have sent it to You've Been Framed Seriously glad you are ok, and no more serious damage was done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you never damaged yourself shortstuff, cos L is gonna do that for messing up her car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to sit on a cushion.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad you never damaged yourself shortstuff, cos L is gonna do that for messing up her car! "

Na lol the van and the car were bloody fine it was me that was not lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Glad you never damaged yourself shortstuff, cos L is gonna do that for messing up her car!

Na lol the van and the car were bloody fine it was me that was not lol xx "

Aw big hug

but very gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you never damaged yourself shortstuff, cos L is gonna do that for messing up her car!

Na lol the van and the car were bloody fine it was me that was not lol xx "

Awwwww I'm sorry. In that case big hugs for you and I wish you speedy recovery xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs to Soapy!

Get well soon!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ooooh darlin.....if ya need a rub down...let me know

get better soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooooh darlin.....if ya need a rub down...let me know

get better soon xxx"

Mmmm yes please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!! "

well as he is coming with us at the weekend am now seriously worried

lesley already did damage to patricks cock at the weekend by standing on it to get into her bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!!

well as he is coming with us at the weekend am now seriously worried

lesley already did damage to patricks cock at the weekend by standing on it to get into her bed "

Pmsl i had forgotten about that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!!

well as he is coming with us at the weekend am now seriously worried

lesley already did damage to patricks cock at the weekend by standing on it to get into her bed "

oh yes and im sorry pat ill kiss ya better but only a kiss this time not what you got last time lol

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