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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The local village is having a charity race today which starts at the Bell pub and finishes at the chip shop....

The announcer on the PA system has just told everyone....

"If you want to be in on the start, get to the Bell end...."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tell us what he says at the end too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! I Love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are they playing the theme tune from Shaft, if not it could be a big balls up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

"

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My quote of the day comes from my 2 year old niece who 'hurt her ankle on her arm' meaning she scratched her wrist

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"The local village is having a charity race today which starts at the Bell pub and finishes at the chip shop....

The announcer on the PA system has just told everyone....

"If you want to be in on the start, get to the Bell end...." "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter.... "

Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,

I like it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are they playing the theme tune from Shaft, if not it could be a big balls up "

I think it was the theme for Skins...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My quote of the day comes from my 2 year old niece who 'hurt her ankle on her arm' meaning she scratched her wrist "

Me nephew said something similar once about hurting his 'ebow' when trying to explain he'd hurt his knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....

Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,

I like it... "

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell us what he says at the end too."

There were three or four races....

Each time he was only really interested in announcing who came first....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My son got a new film and said I'd like cause its all about nutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....

Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,

I like it...

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket? "

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My quote of the day comes from my 2 year old niece who 'hurt her ankle on her arm' meaning she scratched her wrist

Me nephew said something similar once about hurting his 'ebow' when trying to explain he'd hurt his knee."

My boss sat on something sharp and claimed he'd hurt his elbow.... Proof he doesnt know the difference....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....

Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,

I like it...

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!! "

If ya did it in our chippie ya'd probably get battered....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....

Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,

I like it...

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!! "

Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,

cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,

No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....

Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,

I like it...

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!!

Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them "

Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....

I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.

Or both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!!

Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them

Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....

I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.

Or both!

"

hmmm

I think a bit of experimentation is needed here - get the oven on Soxy, be there in 5 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!!

Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them

Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....

I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.

Or both!

hmmm

I think a bit of experimentation is needed here - get the oven on Soxy, be there in 5 hours! "

Okies,,,Don't forget to bring extra butty butter just incase we need more lube...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?

haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,

Wouldn't it!!!

Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them

Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....

I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.

Or both!

hmmm

I think a bit of experimentation is needed here - get the oven on Soxy, be there in 5 hours!

Okies,,,Don't forget to bring extra butty butter just incase we need more lube... "

sure thing boss!

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