FabSwingers.com forum: Quickest Meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from another thread. What's been your quickest meet?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between messaging and meeting ? Or

Meeting and departing ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "
wow you must be good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Between messaging and meeting ? Or

Meeting and departing ? Lol"

Sorry meeting and departing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. wow you must be good x

No complaints

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

About 5 mins saw him thought he is not what it says on the tin and walked out the pub lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. wow you must be good x

No complaints

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well mr cum an go didnt x

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear!

Sounds familiar. ..think I have met him too! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "
It was 21 seconds actually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 secs wakked in door female so d*unk couldnt stand up turned and walked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleased to say my shortest meet is over two hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha what did you say ?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

Sounds familiar. ..think I have met him too! Lol

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thats me

you meany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social 10 mins tea break in a car park ! Quick snog just to make sure he was right then laters back to work ..... Other than that had a friend who worked nights so I would go meet him in his lunch hour late at night

Hours fun in his works carpark

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

A couple of minutes, guy didn't really match his descrption and looked particularly less attractive than the pics ... He looked like he,d just woke up after 4 hour on the sofa, no effort. Shown the best way back to the motorway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a meet that lasted literally seconds without so much as zip undone as the guy admitted he’d completely lost his bottle......

( Our perhaps that was just his cunning excuse once the reality hit home that I was just a bloke in a frock after-all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "

lol that is fast. going to be hard to better than thank god.

mine is 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm....was at work....signed into fab just before lunch break....on cam as I did back then...well got chatting....they were a few minutes from office.... so spent lunch break shagging....so about 5 mins I'd say....mind you....I had met one of the folks before so do not know if that counts?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Couple of hours. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First meet ever....about 2 hrs and one and half hrs of that was sitting in pub garden being bored ....should have left it there!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "

Must have had the same bloke!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't beat Evie's but my first sexual meet (someone from another site) was just under 4 minutes. The sex was under 10 seconds - what a way to lose my virginity!

From this site it was 20 minutes. The sex lasted about 2 minutes that time. I'm getting better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol "
wow lol x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Met outside pub, he walked in front of me, didn't hold the door. Walked straight to the bar and ordered himself a drink. When I asked if he was going to buy me one his response was this isn't a date.

I left him there: one minute!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Met outside pub, he walked in front of me, didn't hold the door. Walked straight to the bar and ordered himself a drink. When I asked if he was going to buy me one his response was this isn't a date.

I left him there: one minute!

I hope you left him a verification saying that this man is a genuine arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About an hour. It was literally a quickie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol "

I love this too, never done it as a meet as such but done it with regular fb's in the past

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol

I love this too, never done it as a meet as such but done it with regular fb's in the past

I'm just passing. Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol

I love this too, never done it as a meet as such but done it with regular fb's in the past

I'm just passing. Happy to help

Get your cock out sunshine

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me.

She calls me her sixty second lover.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

160 mph.....he was driving a rather nice Porsche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 minutes or so ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol

I love this too, never done it as a meet as such but done it with regular fb's in the past

Its a power trip for me lol

I take what I want & leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol wow lol x"

I didn't hear him complain

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd be mortified if someone just wanted a blowjob and left

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd be mortified if someone just wanted a blowjob and left"

What if they stayed to use your loo as well

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd be mortified if someone just wanted a blowjob and left

What if they stayed to use your loo as well

Are you two going to turn this into one of those threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be mortified if someone just wanted a blowjob and left"

But its nice to have the boot on the other foot so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 mins

I do enjoy a blow & go lol wow lol x

I didn't hear him complain

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no he wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy in my lunch break. Quick drink, chat and snog in 20 minutes. That was over 3 years ago and we're still adding to our list of things to do.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'd be mortified if someone just wanted a blowjob and left

What if they stayed to use your loo as well

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might have to think about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I left him there: one minute!

How rude !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First meet ever....about 2 hrs and one and half hrs of that was sitting in pub garden being bored ....should have left it there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha what did you say ? "

If his cock matched his body then he was of no use to me... Or something along those lines!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him. "

Romance isn't dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him. "

OMG I would of slapped him for say that to me.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Just put the phone down on a friend who rang whilst I was reading this thread, told her what I was reading and she said her and her hubby went to meet a guy who when he walked out of the pub to the car park was 10st heavier than his pics and she shouted "Drive! Drive! Drive!" We reckon that's got to be about 5 seconds.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him. "

Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha what did you say ?

If his cock matched his body then he was of no use to me... Or something along those lines!

Go you !!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My shortest meet was probably 10 minutes. The idea was I would meet him in his works van in sainsburys carpark and we would drive somewhere quiet.... but shortly before I got to the carpark he was called back to work urgently and texted me to apologise and say if I hadn't set off yet I should stay at home. I texted back saying tough I'm already here lol.

I'd taken him a cupcake as I knew he had a sweet tooth. We chatted, had a kiss, and I left grinning ear to ear knowing he was something special. He thought he'd blown it and was surprised when I invited him to mine 2 days later.

That was just over 2 years ago and we're still crazy about each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mines about 20 mins, met for Coffee and were chatting when he said..oh by the way I'm Married

didn't want to tell you before because I knew you wouldn't meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do overnight meets count?

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.

Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid! "

It was a choice of keeping my dignity anf walking or punching him the face and showing that with a bit of weight behind it a punch from a woman can really hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About an hour on a social meet and a couple of hours play meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been lucky. Good few hours. Even the socials have been long!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.

Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid!

It was a choice of keeping my dignity anf walking or punching him the face and showing that with a bit of weight behind it a punch from a woman can really hurt "

I would have slapped him

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.

Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid!

It was a choice of keeping my dignity anf walking or punching him the face and showing that with a bit of weight behind it a punch from a woman can really hurt "

I think I would of punched him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have chopped his jacobs off!!

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