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Going to forget about TVs for now....and somebody on here knows what I'm talking about!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He is local to me, tall and I think very good looking

I'm a now a man on a mission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He is local to me, tall and I think very good looking

I'm a now a man on a mission!"

So sorry for you that your first meet did not meet your expectations, my heart goes out to you Jeza. Hope you have better luck next time!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He is local to me, tall and I think very good looking

I'm a now a man on a mission!

So sorry for you that your first meet did not meet your expectations, my heart goes out to you Jeza. Hope you have better luck next time!!"

Lets just call it the learning circle or curve actually. In retail management you never stop learning, in fact I think if I had not had 'customer interaction' training last week, maybe I would not have got away unscathed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But thanks very much for your kind words

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking! "

Again, I'm sure my management training will get me through this, I'm all tingly at present, but need a clam head to proceed. Anyway my house rabbit has been sick in my slippers, the little bugger, so that has brought me down to earth for now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking!

Again, I'm sure my management training will get me through this, I'm all tingly at present, but need a clam head to proceed. Anyway my house rabbit has been sick in my slippers, the little bugger, so that has brought me down to earth for now."
You need a clam head? Thought you were allergic to sea food!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking!

Again, I'm sure my management training will get me through this, I'm all tingly at present, but need a clam head to proceed. Anyway my house rabbit has been sick in my slippers, the little bugger, so that has brought me down to earth for now.You need a clam head? Thought you were allergic to sea food!"

LOL (lough out loudly) I type faster than my hands work (or the other way round?) and always mess some words up, but that was funny!!!

I don't suppose as your a woman you know how to get rabbit sick out of wollen slippers? ( My Nan knitted them for me just before she died)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clam head?

Is that similar to fish face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you are allergic to seafood how about eating the rabbit - fish face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking!

Again, I'm sure my management training will get me through this, I'm all tingly at present, but need a clam head to proceed. Anyway my house rabbit has been sick in my slippers, the little bugger, so that has brought me down to earth for now.You need a clam head? Thought you were allergic to sea food!

LOL (lough out loudly) I type faster than my hands work (or the other way round?) and always mess some words up, but that was funny!!!

I don't suppose as your a woman you know how to get rabbit sick out of wollen slippers? ( My Nan knitted them for me just before she died)"
Are you sure it's a rabbit you have? Rabbits can't be sick. Whatever you have in your woolly slipper can be removed by washing in a mild detergent like dreft. I should have another look at your house pet though - think the pet shop saw you coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking!

Again, I'm sure my management training will get me through this, I'm all tingly at present, but need a clam head to proceed. Anyway my house rabbit has been sick in my slippers, the little bugger, so that has brought me down to earth for now.You need a clam head? Thought you were allergic to sea food!

LOL (lough out loudly) I type faster than my hands work (or the other way round?) and always mess some words up, but that was funny!!!

I don't suppose as your a woman you know how to get rabbit sick out of wollen slippers? ( My Nan knitted them for me just before she died)Are you sure it's a rabbit you have? Rabbits can't be sick. Whatever you have in your woolly slipper can be removed by washing in a mild detergent like dreft. I should have another look at your house pet though - think the pet shop saw you coming!"

Hahahaha xx

I want to know how Jeza plans on seducing his next potential meet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be careful this mission does'nt turn into stalking!

Again, I'm sure my management training will get me through this, I'm all tingly at present, but need a clam head to proceed. Anyway my house rabbit has been sick in my slippers, the little bugger, so that has brought me down to earth for now.You need a clam head? Thought you were allergic to sea food!

LOL (lough out loudly) I type faster than my hands work (or the other way round?) and always mess some words up, but that was funny!!!

I don't suppose as your a woman you know how to get rabbit sick out of wollen slippers? ( My Nan knitted them for me just before she died)Are you sure it's a rabbit you have? Rabbits can't be sick. Whatever you have in your woolly slipper can be removed by washing in a mild detergent like dreft. I should have another look at your house pet though - think the pet shop saw you coming!"

I know rabbits are not supposed to be able to vomit, but soemthing has come out of his mouth that does not look good, I have no Dreft but have soaked them in washing up liquid for now

I'm just having a bit of a bad time at present

* nearly having my kidney taken out with a spoon

* Rabbit sick (or some kind of bodily liquid) on my slippers

* Not being able to retain an erection for more than about 25 seconds (kept that to myself until now)

But, could be worse, could be a Middlesbrough Supporter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're REALLY strange you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're REALLY strange you are."

Not according to my annual apraisal in January.

Anyway, I know I'm not everyones cup of tea, but I'm not a total twonk and I dress well for a man of my age and body shape, so can't be all that bad

Let he who is sinless, cast the first stone!!!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Jeza, I know you like to mention it occasionally, but we are already fully convinced you work in Retail Management.

How do I know?

Because when I asked if you had obtained a VAT receipt, you immeadiatly took it to be for the polar neck you were concerned about, and not for the services of your ex-welder TV/mugger you encountered, which I actally meant.

QED - Retail Management

By the way, I trust that he/she had a set of lean legs?

[ thats acetylene.... for the hard of sense...]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG....OMG....OMG lol

It's me isn't it? I'm the one your after lol OMG Jeza, get a life mate, just got your new message and the answer is NO NO NO!!!, now leave it please FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG....OMG....OMG lol

It's me isn't it? I'm the one your after lol OMG Jeza, get a life mate, just got your new message and the answer is NO NO NO!!!, now leave it please FFS!"

You do have the look of an ex cabbie come welder about you bigfella - can't blame Jeza as you are clearly his type lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG....OMG....OMG lol

It's me isn't it? I'm the one your after lol OMG Jeza, get a life mate, just got your new message and the answer is NO NO NO!!!, now leave it please FFS!"

Bite the pillow BigFellow, Jezzas coming in dry, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigfella you seem to have lost your sense of humour. Are you getting a bit hot under the collar? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG....OMG....OMG lol

Bite the pillow BigFellow, Jezzas coming in dry, lol"

hey at least he will only have 2 bite the pillow for 25 seconds lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm Big fella and Jeza eh.....rumour is you could go blind

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"OMG....OMG....OMG lol

Bite the pillow BigFellow, Jezzas coming in dry, lol

hey at least he will only have 2 bite the pillow for 25 seconds lol

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That long...............???

Sure BigFella will be counting each and every one...LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG....OMG....OMG lol

Bite the pillow BigFellow, Jezzas coming in dry, lol

hey at least he will only have 2 bite the pillow for 25 seconds lol

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

hehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has messaged me 3 times and winked twice, I did not really want to, but have blocked him now, I can take a joker as well as the next person, but it was getting out of hand...he even sent me pics of him wanking off with a big poster of David Hasselhoff on the wall behind him?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has messaged me 3 times and winked twice, I did not really want to, but have blocked him now, I can take a joker as well as the next person, but it was getting out of hand...he even sent me pics of him wanking off with a big poster of David Hasselhoff on the wall behind him?????"

ffs he's not german is he lol

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has messaged me 3 times and winked twice, I did not really want to, but have blocked him now, I can take a joker as well as the next person, but it was getting out of hand...he even sent me pics of him wanking off with a big poster of David Hasselhoff on the wall behind him?????

ffs he's not german is he lol

x"

No...but I think the twat wants to be my 'Nite rider'!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Poor Jeza...you have broken his heart you beast!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No...but I think the twat wants to be my 'Nite rider'!!!!"

yea but big fella ...have u got the right kit ????lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bigfella/Shaun..why have you blocked me, why?

Look, I'm attracted to you ok, we live close, I think it would be good to meet, but I can't even message you now!

I'm going to go to work tomorrow all in a tiz over this and that is not good for customer relations

Come on, give me a chance! x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Bigfella/Shaun..why have you blocked me, why?

Look, I'm attracted to you ok, we live close, I think it would be good to meet, but I can't even message you now!

I'm going to go to work tomorrow all in a tiz over this and that is not good for customer relations

Come on, give me a chance! x"

Hmmmm im going to have to come over all moderator now and tell you Jeza that you mus'nt try and get in touch with people who have blocked you by contacting them on the forums

Take it like a man...deep breath,move onwards and upwards dear boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than el dorado this lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But this is so unfair, I have never really believed in this love at first sight, but...I don't know, maybe those are not the right words, but Bigfella, I really really am attracted to you, maybe we could just meet in a busy pub, I'm a Newcastle supporter, guess you might be too, I love music ( Michael Bubbly and Simply Red esp) so come on, give me a go, if nothing else, we could be friends?????

please????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Bigfella, play nice, give the man a chance, you never know you may like it, i hear its only weird the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think bigfella's NerdPity Gene is turned off pal, you'd best leave him be and find some other nerd's to go play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeza i think wishy is more ur type, he is a man's man u know and has nice hairy chest for u to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeza, Are you a giver or a taker or a switcher???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeza's wish list:

BigFella Littlefella in ya box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But this is so unfair, I have never really believed in this love at first sight, but...I don't know, maybe those are not the right words, but Bigfella, I really really am attracted to you, maybe we could just meet in a busy pub, I'm a Newcastle supporter, guess you might be too, I love music ( Michael Bubbly and Simply Red esp) so come on, give me a go, if nothing else, we could be friends?????

please????"

Your a Newcastle supporter??? even more reasons to call you a numpty. I'm a Boro Supporter and the only thing that is making our impending relegation more acceptable in any way, is the knowledge that your lot will probably be going down with us....And that is the only 'going down' that you and I will ever have in commom mate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jeza i think wishy is more ur type, he is a man's man u know and has nice hairy chest for u to play with."

oooer... those pills must be working at last! ... u know, the 'Develop a Hairy Chest While You Sleep' ones I got from dodgyremedies.co.uk

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"But this is so unfair, I have never really believed in this love at first sight, but...I don't know, maybe those are not the right words, but Bigfella, I really really am attracted to you, maybe we could just meet in a busy pub, I'm a Newcastle supporter, guess you might be too, I love music ( Michael Bubbly and Simply Red esp) so come on, give me a go, if nothing else, we could be friends?????

please????

Your a Newcastle supporter??? even more reasons to call you a numpty. I'm a Boro Supporter and the only thing that is making our impending relegation more acceptable in any way, is the knowledge that your lot will probably be going down with us....And that is the only 'going down' that you and I will ever have in commom mate!!!"

Bigfella give the guy a chance ...he only wants a friendship ...and ....

keep taking the medication .....the voices will go ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigfella - wow you kept the TV bit quiet - mind you we can quite see you in a little laura ashley number with someone in retail management on your back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigfella - wow you kept the TV bit quiet - mind you we can quite see you in a little laura ashley number with someone in retail management on your back lol"

Hey, watch it! Bigfella will think he's being get upon here... oops, sorry, slip of the tongue.... drat, another one! ..

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigfella - wow you kept the TV bit quiet - mind you we can quite see you in a little laura ashley number with someone in retail management on your back lol

Hey, watch it! Bigfella will think he's being get upon here... oops, sorry, slip of the tongue.... drat, another one! ..

hehehe"

Thats true bigfella why not just slip jezza a bit of tongue and see where it leads - never know it could be the start of something really beautiful - ooops we meant special lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

bigfella ...you not being truthfull you said your straight but 3 weeks ago you posted in the meet forum for a pre-op transexual albino dwarves up for a meet in the Durham area?

sussed .......pmsl ...

just keep taking those pills you will merge back its ok .....))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering bigfella know you come over all don't care about my appearance but are you going to play shop boy or androgenous make up assistant in the retail store of love - can see you getting a big promotion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bigfella ...you not being truthfull you said your straight but 3 weeks ago you posted in the meet forum for a pre-op transexual albino dwarves up for a meet in the Durham area?

sussed .......pmsl ...

just keep taking those pills you will merge back its ok .....))))))"

Yes, I know I did, but that was a joke, I tend to joke now and then if you had not noticed...this is not, I think Jeza has a few problems, wanking over the Hoff for one!!!

Anyway, the dwarf turned up in the end, but the conversation went straight over his head!

This will all end in tears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always got told someone who can joke about their sexuailty has no issues with their sexuailty and someone who becomes aggressive about his sexuilaty well ........

fuck i wish i could spell

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"bigfella ...you not being truthfull you said your straight but 3 weeks ago you posted in the meet forum for a pre-op transexual albino dwarves up for a meet in the Durham area?

sussed .......pmsl ...

just keep taking those pills you will merge back its ok .....))))))

Yes, I know I did, but that was a joke, I tend to joke now and then if you had not noticed...this is not, I think Jeza has a few problems, wanking over the Hoff for one!!!

Anyway, the dwarf turned up in the end, but the conversation went straight over his head!

This will all end in tears!"

and the end is not far off ...trust me ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bigfella and kitty this site is funnier than any episode of little Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I second that hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Football is a game....this is serious!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Football is a game....this is serious!!!"

awww jezza you just missed bigfella ....shame

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over a year ago

Its strange that isnt it?

Just like michael and Latoya Jackson...you never see them both at the same time lol

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By *unluvincplCouple
over a year ago

toytown


"Its strange that isnt it?

Just like michael and Latoya Jackson...you never see them both at the same time lol"

ahhh i know ...hum ponders why ....????

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Its strange that isnt it?

Just like michael and Latoya Jackson...you never see them both at the same time lol"

hahaha.they are moving in bigfella run now while you can pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its strange that isnt it?

Just like michael and Latoya Jackson...you never see them both at the same time lol"

Toldja he wuz wierd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football is a game....this is serious!!!"

Tut Tut Tut, Thats not a good thing to say about football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Jeremy...football is serious...THIS is a game and a game you won't win!!!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Strange though, in both Football and Swinging, a big tackle certainly helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange though, in both Football and Swinging, a big tackle certainly helps."

Well, he has shit out there too then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Jeremy...football is serious...THIS is a game and a game you won't win!!!"

Awww BigFella wont let Jeza ball with his balls.

Notes the first name terms !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Jeremy...football is serious...THIS is a game and a game you won't win!!!

Awww BigFella wont let Jeza ball with his balls.

Notes the first name terms !!!"

I'm trying to keep a lid on this hence the civility now, or otherwise I might just leave, getting slighty irritating now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well hello handsome prince!!! winks and winks again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG your like a bad penny!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got out of the bath and getting ready for my line dancing lesson tonight, clicked on and saw you on line...made my day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello handsome prince!!! winks and winks again!!!"

Play nicely now Jeza, Bigfella is getting twitchy and we don't want him to leave the site do we!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can imagine with your long legs, you would be a great line dancer...fancy popping along with me one night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Jeremy...football is serious...THIS is a game and a game you won't win!!!

Awww BigFella wont let Jeza ball with his balls.

Notes the first name terms !!!

I'm trying to keep a lid on this hence the civility now, or otherwise I might just leave, getting slighty irritating now!!!"

cor chill out he aint gonna rape ya ass u know the more u protest the more it says something else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello handsome prince!!! winks and winks again!!!

Play nicely now Jeza, Bigfella is getting twitchy and we don't want him to leave the site do we!"

I'm twitchy after today, I was walking through the fresh produce aisle and noticed a woman having trouble getting a small produce bag open to put some sprouts in, she had her back to me and had the little bag in her teeth and was trying to pull it open "A lot easier with two hands Madam" I said....when she turned round, she only had one arm!!!

I was mortified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine with your long legs, you would be a great line dancer...fancy popping along with me one night?"
Don't start on me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a complete knobber?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a complete knobber?????"

i dont quite see how ur able to keep getting away with all the insults, quite a piss take really ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can imagine with your long legs, you would be a great line dancer...fancy popping along with me one night?Don't start on me....."

Oh No NO, not you dear...HE knows who I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up!!!!

He has insulted a woman with one arm and I get hassle!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I give up!!!!

He has insulted a woman with one arm and I get hassle!!!"

I did not insult her, it was an error on my part, even management make mistakes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up!!!!

He has insulted a woman with one arm and I get hassle!!!"

he made a joke ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Actually you know....your quite an annoying person Bigfella, I only wanted to be your freind and yet you have tried to turn evryone against me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In fact the more I think about it, the more I think I'm better off not even talking to you, on here, on anywhere actually!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont get angry, its bad for ur heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parting is such sweet sorrow !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, it has been a bad day, my rabbit passed to the other side, it WAS ill after all, I gave it benalyn cough medicine last night to tey and help it sleep... and I had to take it to the vets today, they had to put it to sleep, So...I'm not happy,(cost £25) then Bigfella gives me hassle and I have just had a phone call, the line dancing is off tonight too!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

such is life jez, now build a birdge and get over it lol lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello handsome prince!!! winks and winks again!!!

Play nicely now Jeza, Bigfella is getting twitchy and we don't want him to leave the site do we!

I'm twitchy after today, I was walking through the fresh produce aisle and noticed a woman having trouble getting a small produce bag open to put some sprouts in, she had her back to me and had the little bag in her teeth and was trying to pull it open "A lot easier with two hands Madam" I said....when she turned round, she only had one arm!!!

I was mortified!"

thought you said you were not in food retail...i knew you worked in Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, it has been a bad day, my rabbit passed to the other side, it WAS ill after all, I gave it benalyn cough medicine last night to tey and help it sleep... and I had to take it to the vets today, they had to put it to sleep, So...I'm not happy,(cost £25) then Bigfella gives me hassle and I have just had a phone call, the line dancing is off tonight too!!!!!!!!!"

Sorry about your rabbit.....sure it did not commit suicide!!??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello handsome prince!!! winks and winks again!!!

Play nicely now Jeza, Bigfella is getting twitchy and we don't want him to leave the site do we!

I'm twitchy after today, I was walking through the fresh produce aisle and noticed a woman having trouble getting a small produce bag open to put some sprouts in, she had her back to me and had the little bag in her teeth and was trying to pull it open "A lot easier with two hands Madam" I said....when she turned round, she only had one arm!!!

I was mortified!

thought you said you were not in food retail...i knew you worked in Aldi "

I was walking through the food area, I do not work in that department, I just like being helpful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sure it did not commit suicide!!??"

THAT is very very nasty...I hate you....I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work here is done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sure it did not commit suicide!!??

THAT is very very nasty...I hate you....I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thats not very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get the "liquid" removed from your slippers Jeza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigfella and Jeza walk onto the stage, bow to the audience (a few flowers are thrown) they bow again, wave to the people in the boxes, smile for the cameras...then walk backwards as the curtains come down

THE END

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reconciliation service offered !

Alas it's a little late for the rabbit - are you going to boil it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The crowd shout "More More"..Bigfella and Jeza walk back onto the stage and bow again to the audience (more flowers are thrown) they bow again, wave to the people in the boxes, smile for the cameras...then walk backwards as the curtains come down....for the last time

THE END

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo bravo bravo, thanks for the entertainment Bigfella xxx top form and a hard one to beat xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg i felt so sorry for jez as well LOL yea no one could top that lol

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hollywood beckons... I am sure it could go feature length...

Sublime, my friend. Thanks for the laughs!

Flirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you what though, even with a profile like Jeza had...he got 2/3 messages everyday from Bi men/TV's offering meets lol, think I will swap mine with his!!! I'm bloddy jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know Who Framed Roger Rabbit !!!

Great wheeze !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are so gullible pmsl .. good one BigF m8y

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If you have finished with that jacket and tie, do you think they would fit me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shame there aint more like 'jez' in here instead of the same pc boring moaning serious lot hahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pic of Jeza is actually me, the Bigfella profile pic I just downloaded from the internet, unfortunately, the cock pic is me too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL I thought is was you at first Wishy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would just like to thanks my Parents (sniff sniff) my agent and all my freinds here in the North East for inspiring me (sniff sniff) and for standing by me when times were hard and when I thought about giving up.... sniff sniff

I love you all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this can't be the end? Need more of this type of topic to keep us going! I'll have to think of one......

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

brilliant entertainment xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, if it was me I'd have actually shagged myself and told you all about it afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, if it was me I'd have actually shagged myself and told you all about it afterwards!"
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Aaaawwww I wanted it to last at least one more day

WE LOVE JEZA XXXX

Oh and you're alright as well Bigfella pmsl

I hav'nt laughed so much at peoples reactions to a newbie in ages it was truly brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaawwww I wanted it to last at least one more day

WE LOVE JEZA XXXX

Oh and you're alright as well Bigfella pmsl

I hav'nt laughed so much at peoples reactions to a newbie in ages it was truly brilliant"
Yes - bravo Jeza (and Bigfella!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shame there aint more like 'jez' in here instead of the same pc boring moaning serious lot hahahhaha"

Because if other, less known and less accepted people did it there would be loads of complaints about people being led on, false profiles and wasting peoples time i would imagine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually thinking about it Big fella, can Jeza stay? he is good fun...you could delete your profile hehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"shame there aint more like 'jez' in here instead of the same pc boring moaning serious lot hahahhaha

Because if other, less known and less accepted people did it there would be loads of complaints about people being led on, false profiles and wasting peoples time i would imagine! "

Only a couple of people knew,most just enjoyed the fun of it then they worked it out themselves so don't be so negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is jeza for real or very very clever answers on a postcard please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Question is jeza for real or very very clever answers on a postcard please xx"

winks

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Awww you coughed bigfella ....brilliant ....the specualtion on day 1 was feverish

the duff money went on wishy .....

bravo bravo ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shame there aint more like 'jez' in here instead of the same pc boring moaning serious lot hahahhaha

Because if other, less known and less accepted people did it there would be loads of complaints about people being led on, false profiles and wasting peoples time i would imagine!

Only a couple of people knew,most just enjoyed the fun of it then they worked it out themselves so don't be so negative

"

We knew - we were in on the plot lolooll

Well done Bigfella (and Jez) Great entertainment was had by all

Just ignore the 1 negative comment ... btw

And Bigfella, now that Jez has gone our offer still stands - we'll get it organised soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Walks away into the sunset....looks back...smiles once, then continues on his journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walks away into the sunset....looks back...smiles once, then continues on his journey"

Sniff sniff, bye jeza, gone but not forgotten

Oh and big fella i cant believe you killed off the rabbit you sick fecker lol...im calling the RSPCA!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww you coughed bigfella ....brilliant ....the specualtion on day 1 was feverish

the duff money went on wishy .....

bravo bravo ..."

Er.... I'm not sure if I've just been insulted or not???

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Walks away into the sunset....looks back...smiles once, then continues on his journey"

Jezza for James bond ....with bigfella directing ...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F...k we been had lol bloody convincing

Big fellas alter ego or was it im still not sure pmsl x

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Awww you coughed bigfella ....brilliant ....the specualtion on day 1 was feverish

the duff money went on wishy .....

bravo bravo ...

Er.... I'm not sure if I've just been insulted or not???"

LOL ....no wishy but you did not log on often enough on the first day but you were first in the frame ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but you have been watched closely Wishy lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"but you have been watched closely Wishy lol"

we so thought it had his prints all over it didnt we ,.,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we did lol, then all became clear today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but you have been watched closely Wishy lol"

I've come over all paranoid now! You got a secret PervCam in my house or sommat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but you have been watched closely Wishy lol

I've come over all paranoid now! You got a secret PervCam in my house or sommat?"

quick call to google street view hun thats all lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao loved every jez post....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want jez back

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

pleeeeeeeeeze can we have Jez back.....i loved him....he quite brightened up some gruelling days......E xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

The end indeedy - how bloody funny!!!

Chuckle chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I guessed and mailed both BIG and Jeza, Now I feel gutted as both said it was not true, now even fictional characters are lying to me, I'm deeply deeply hurt................sobbs.

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.and just before anyone jumps on the PC wagon and defends me, it was a laff, do I get a prize for guessing??

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You get a night out with Bigfella and Jeza at the same time....should be interesting! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get a night out with Bigfella and Jeza at the same time....should be interesting! xx "

Well Jeza would be!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well bigfella you should of took us up on our offer of a mmmf with jezza

now that wud of fucked ppls head up lol

xx

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