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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in the kitchen... ur thoughts

*check trolling references

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have to go through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh god no.... my ex wife could no cook to save her life.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I love cooking.... Proper domestic goddess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to go through the kitchen to get to the bathroom."

yeahhh ur dinners taste like shit am told

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god no.... my ex wife could no cook to save her life."

who said she had to cook? theres other tasks women can do in the kitchen u sexist fucker!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love cooking.... Proper domestic goddess

do u also suck cock in the kitchen???, if so, I'll marry u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I love cooking.... Proper domestic goddess

do u also suck cock in the kitchen???, if so, I'll marry u"

I do a lot more than that

But don't do marriage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D"

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love cooking.... Proper domestic goddess

do u also suck cock in the kitchen???, if so, I'll marry u

I do a lot more than that

But don't do marriage

ok dont worry its just a sham swinging wedding, i needed access for £85 instead of the £340 entry fee to this swanky swinging club.Divorce in the morning if u want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got to love doing her on the kitchen table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"got to love doing her on the kitchen table "

THATS MY MUM!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib

Ouch

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I wish my housemates would clean the bloody kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

*puts finger in...man thats a deep one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib

I'd eat ur ribs served wi..oops..wrong site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

*puts finger in...man thats a deep one"

Don't like to scrimp on the filling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish my housemates would clean the bloody kitchen!"

mmm olivia and her sexy flatmates...when we meeting?

hoping all tasty hotties..and female

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

*puts finger in...man thats a deep one

Don't like to scrimp on the filling

sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

*puts finger in...man thats a deep one

Don't like to scrimp on the filling

sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down"

Jeeeesssss let me rephrase it then..... I like a lot of filling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

*puts finger in...man thats a deep one

Don't like to scrimp on the filling

sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down

Jeeeesssss let me rephrase it then..... I like a lot of filling

I like a nice fudge filling...but we all knows how that goes down too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy cooking, but I'm not the greatest cook in the world though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D

me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie

the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!

Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!

*puts finger in...man thats a deep one

Don't like to scrimp on the filling

sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down

Jeeeesssss let me rephrase it then..... I like a lot of filling

I like a nice fudge filling...but we all knows how that goes down too x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib

Ouch

Indeed !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I enjoy cooking, but I'm not the greatest cook in the world though!

we dont count microwaves as cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy cooking, but I'm not the greatest cook in the world though!

we dont count microwaves as cooking"

to right that is just heating food. You need a cooker to cook food.

I am a good cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib

I'd eat ur ribs served wi..oops..wrong site"

Sweet and sour ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Who mentioned pies !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wanting women in the kitchen should realise that is where all the sharp knives are kept....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

There is something seriously wrong with you Paddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!"

Not me

not first anyway!!

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By *ornaandjimCouple
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Oh we know what to do in the bedroom but we do it in the kitchen too

And the floor is easier to clean in the kitchen after fun too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

are u some kind of expert?

given the username u probably are lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib

I'd eat ur ribs served wi..oops..wrong site

Sweet and sour ?

noney roast barbecue thanks....with a sweet chilli sauce

rack em up babe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!"

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust"

That's cos I had chomped the best bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom, kitchen and bedroom are the only places there are allowed to go. If they can get further than the living room. The chain is too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pah

ding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

That's cos I had chomped the best bits

Hmmm..even the cheese I added?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bathroom, kitchen and bedroom are the only places there are allowed to go. If they can get further than the living room. The chain is too long

yes I agree, but what are we talking about?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

That's cos I had chomped the best bits

Hmmm..even the cheese I added?

I thought that was the crust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bathroom, kitchen and bedroom are the only places there are allowed to go. If they can get further than the living room. The chain is too long

yes I agree, but what are we talking about?"

Women I thought, lol. Only read part of the post though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust"

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

That's cos I had chomped the best bits

Hmmm..even the cheese I added?

I thought that was the crust

Maybe its a stuffed crust

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Depends how strong the kitchen table is.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

That's cos I had chomped the best bits

Hmmm..even the cheese I added?

I thought that was the crust

Maybe its a stuffed crust

It's all good until you're faced with flaky pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

Never realised how much alike we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the kitchen. A fridge full of fun shaped foods to explore also tables and sides to be bunt over

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

Never realised how much alike we are

Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

Never realised how much alike we are

Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate

Its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

Never realised how much alike we are

Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate

Its true

It is indeed. Saint Paddy would confirm it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

Never realised how much alike we are

Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate

Its true

It is indeed. Saint Paddy would confirm it.

Chokes on coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

are u some kind of expert?

given the username u probably are lol"

Must be doing something right in the bedroom, mayo proposed last night...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Butter wouldn't melt look

Sweet n innocent.

Never realised how much alike we are

Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate

Its true

It is indeed. Saint Paddy would confirm it.

Chokes on coffee

You both look too innocent for other people's good. Still waters...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

are u some kind of expert?

given the username u probably are lol

Must be doing something right in the bedroom, mayo proposed last night..."

Congratulations! When do we get the hats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust"

I so did not you cheeky bugger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned pies !!

Not me

not first anyway!!

prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust

That's cos I had chomped the best bits

Hmmm..even the cheese I added?

I thought that was the crust

Maybe its a stuffed crust

It's all good until you're faced with flaky pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

are u some kind of expert?

given the username u probably are lol

Must be doing something right in the bedroom, mayo proposed last night...

Congratulations! When do we get the hats?"

Next autumn probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mayo proposed last night..."

Congrats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grizzly does the majority of the cooking in our house. I can, he just enjoys it more and is alot better at it than me. So I let him crack on

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Grizzly does the majority of the cooking in our house. I can, he just enjoys it more and is alot better at it than me. So I let him crack on

You had me confused for a min then. Good job I'm on the ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to cook, what's the big deal?

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