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Dress the twat lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As some of you are aware i like ta dress conservatively for socials (see some of me pics)

Got the Barnsley social on Saturday and im a bit stuck for ideas lol

Hoping you lot can perhaps help me out xxx

Craig xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

ho ho....living dangerously Craigster

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

As its Valentines just wear a big red heart over ya do dah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As its Valentines just wear a big red heart over ya do dah "

Mmm big would cover me all not just me cock lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would look cute in a Cupid's outfit!!! I can just imagine it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG i dread to think

Roll on saturday

xxxx kat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG i dread to think

Roll on saturday

xxxx kat "

Mmm thinks i may come as a plasma telly lol (bet thats got em wonderin Kat lol) xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow "

Oooo and we are playing pin the cock on cupid too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow

Oooo and we are playing pin the cock on cupid too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow

Oooo and we are playing pin the cock on cupid too

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You think im joking...im not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow

Oooo and we are playing pin the cock on cupid too

You think im joking...im not "

Who said i thought ya were joking xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow

Oooo and we are playing pin the cock on cupid too

You think im joking...im not

Who said i thought ya were joking xx "

Now you know he'll enjoy that faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told ya before, cupid, just think of the havoc ya can cause with an arrow

Oooo and we are playing pin the cock on cupid too

You think im joking...im not

Who said i thought ya were joking xx

Now you know he'll enjoy that faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr too much "

ya dont need an arrow craig you already got a small prick kev

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"As its Valentines just wear a big red heart over ya do dah

Mmm big would cover me all not just me cock lol xx "

I'm not covering you!! Can i suggest you dress as a shoe though as it will wind some bugger up rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking at the post in swingers advice come as cupid and we can play insert the fig in cupid game that would be fun pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As some of you are aware i like ta dress conservatively for socials (see some of me pics)

Got the Barnsley social on Saturday and im a bit stuck for ideas lol

Hoping you lot can perhaps help me out xxx

Craig xx "

lmfao awesome !!! had a look at your rpofile , what a guy , what a sense of humour !!! wish i could think of something , but im too busy laughing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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ya dont need an arrow craig you already got a small prick kev "

Talking about pricks how are ya Kev mate xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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ya dont need an arrow craig you already got a small prick kev

Talking about pricks how are ya Kev mate xxx "

i is good m8 at least im a big prick ask les [pmsl so are you up for insert the fig in cupid game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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i is good m8 at least im a big prick ask les [pmsl so are you up for insert the fig in cupid game "

Yep ok one condition thou

I can fist ya after xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Having thought about outfit suggestions for all of oooo 5 mins I suggest a baked bean can with a harness aka G string style. Add to this a piece of string to another baked bean can making a simple telephone if said string is taught. The added vibration fg said can if peeps twang the string would be somewhat pleasurable. Please note though use a can opener that does not leave jiggered edges.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ps if you do take up the suggestion empty the beans out of the can as i am sure Kev & Kat don't want bean juice on the pub carpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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i is good m8 at least im a big prick ask les [pmsl so are you up for insert the fig in cupid game

Yep ok one condition thou

I can fist ya after xx "

only if you can reach without ya box lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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only if you can reach without ya box lol"

Oooh im sure there would be many volunteers ta lift me up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on peeps i needs some ideas lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on peeps i needs some ideas lol xx "

how about putting a handle on yer side and going as a pint sized mug lol

or

borrow me smurf hat and go as a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its got to be cupid..get some gold hotpants some fairy wings from claires and a toy bow and arrow ..u know it makes sense !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would say come as an elf in red fishnets, but looks like thats my job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would say come as an elf in red fishnets, but looks like thats my job.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Definitely love the cupid idea, pity I can't be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about going with a hideous plastic blow up doll on your arm - hey presto - Paul Daniels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think cupid is a wonderful idea!! u need a wee blonde curly cherub wig though!! xx

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