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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've been wanting to cook socks all day.

Anyone got any good stories?

I once said to someone, "I want my red tip felt", but what I really wanted was a red feltip pen

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Often when driving with company I ask them to look out for par carking, can remember once when I don't think I could have managed to say car park if I'd had a gun against my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one, which may be a little anecdotal, about dear old HRH Jug Ears (Prince Charles, darlings...) from many years ago when, in the middle of a speech introducing him as the speaker at the end of some lunch or other, he was described as a 'fart smeller'....

Let you work that one out....

ted.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

once talking about the actor spencer tracy, i called him traca spency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if anyone else remembers this TV series from donkeys years ago, but there used to be a black and white US sit com called 'F Troop' about a cavalry unit in the late 1800's wild west. And, yes, I know it's not the most conventional setting for a sit com.

Anyway, a guy I used to work with years back told us his wife had this habit of swapping the first letters of actors names when the end credits rolled up, so 'Tony Curtis' became 'Cony Turtis', forming a Spoonerism...

She did this for ages.... until the day the day she did it at the end of an edition of F Troop which featured an actor by the name of..... 'Forrest Tucker..... and she did it in front of the kids, the in-laws, uncle Tom Cobbly......

I kid you not........

ted.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"Often when driving with company I ask them to look out for par carking, can remember once when I don't think I could have managed to say car park if I'd had a gun against my head! "

I normaly end up saying "crap rack"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

What about Brangelina's kid Shiloh Pitt...swap that around to Piloh Shitt (comic used that line in our local theatre t'other week talking about Spoonerisms)

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