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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cheesy Joke to start the night anybody got anymore.....

My doctor encouraged me to masturbate more often.

Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke anytime.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Two Chinese men break into a distillery. First Chinese man asks "Is this whiskey?"

Second Chinese man replies "Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank"??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two Chinese men break into a distillery. First Chinese man asks "Is this whiskey?"

Second Chinese man replies "Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank"??"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

The best one's squirt when you eat them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what has a 90yr old fanny and a pork pie got in common?

you have to break through the crust then the jelly to get to the meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

If she has to chew before she can swallow!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Not rude, but this made me laugh yesterday.....

A Yorkshireman walks into a vets and says, "I've come about t'cat". The Vet says, "Is it a tom?".

Yorkshireman replies, "No it's down here in t'basket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man...,,"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

Woman..... "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 snow men in a field one says the the other you smell carrots ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear the Protestants have affixed a Bungee jump to the tallest building in Belfast.

It's free of charge to Catholics, no strings attached.

*feel free to change relgions to suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lee Mack joke

How many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 there awesome

How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 there awesome too, please don't kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Hollywood its said that you can lie on the sand and look at the stars. Or vica versa.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"what has a 90yr old fanny and a pork pie got in common?

you have to break through the crust then the jelly to get to the meat "

Oh dear god nooo

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