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By *uton_couple OP Couple
over a year ago

luton

as the recession seems to be lingering on it might be an idea if we all share a few tips on here , and make it easier to make ends meet , please feel free to share some of your money saving tips , here are a few of ours

1/ when your pencil gets to about 1 and a half inches long , its not easy to use , so stick it in the cap of an old biro and you can use it down to the knub

2/ all those little left over pieces of soap can be soaked in a jug of water , and stirred over a few days , and make a very good shampoo

3/ the labels on old lemonade bottles can easily be removed and the obverse used as writing and note paper

4/ when you think the toothpaste is finished , think again , if you put it in a 6 inch bench vice you can easily get 4 or 5 more brushloads

5/ when you finish a bottle of sauce keep it handy , start the new one and when theres room , balance the old one on top of the new one and after 2 days the old bottle will be completly emptied into the new one

6/ when you write a letter to a friend stick the stamp about 1 inch lower than normal and 9 times out of ten it will escape the franking machine so that your friend can soak it off and give it back next time they see you

theres a few more we know but dont want to give the impression of being tight

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"1/ when your pencil gets to about 1 and a half inches long , its not easy to use"

I've never had any complaints!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you forgot hang used teas bags on the washingline - get another six cups out of them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

maybe we should all get into a giant bed to preserve heat and save on the fuel bills????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I like the giant bed idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) re use old threads on the forum like - its hard for single fellas - and look at my profile pleaese!! - saves trying to think of anything new.

2)WOMEN. WHY take two bottles into the shower when you can take about a dozen, cluttering up the shelf so there is no room for the single bottle of all over shampoo that we seem to be able to manage perfectly well with? For fuck's sake.

3)A USED CONDOM filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp

4)A CIGARETTE butt placed beneath a Band-Aid makes a cheap nicotine patch.

5)PLACING your penis in the bottom of your girlfriends popcorn box will give her a real shock at the cinema. Especially if you're at home watching football at the time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like the giant bed idea

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ok well im not having the end, middle for me , and no duvet hogs please!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND.........

cook ya own instead of buying ready made.

Bulk cook one day week and freeze the meals.

save a fortune

Buy own labeled products.

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Stock up on basics once a mth and only buy fresh when needed

its wot i do and i have tons here.

could open me own bloody cafe

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"AND.........

cook ya own instead of buying ready made.

Bulk cook one day week and freeze the meals.

save a fortune

Buy own labeled products.

*************

Stock up on basics once a mth and only buy fresh when needed

its wot i do and i have tons here.

could open me own bloody cafe

"
full english at yours the peaches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you forgot hang used teas bags on the washingline - get another six cups out of them

my brother done that when we were younger lol!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AND.........

cook ya own instead of buying ready made.

Bulk cook one day week and freeze the meals.

save a fortune

Buy own labeled products.

*************

Stock up on basics once a mth and only buy fresh when needed

its wot i do and i have tons here.

could open me own bloody cafe

full english at yours the peaches?

Got it all here femme.

gonna do me man one wednesday morning.

bacon, sausage, eggs , hash brown , beans and toms and toast.

orange juice and tea

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

When you think they empty put a drop of water in your shampoo/conditioner bottles, you get a good few uses out of them

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

when using the self scan tills at asda

if you buy fruit and you just press the potatos button .... cheep food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly drive your car in reverse. Instead of using fuel it will produce fuel, but be careful the tank doesn't overflow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Constantly drive your car in reverse. Instead of using fuel it will produce fuel, but be careful the tank doesn't overflow

hahahahahaha love that one,hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of spending lots of money on those expensive 0898 sex lines ring up the local lingerie shop and ask the assistant to describe the ranges...

slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OLD LADIES. A dab of silver model aircraft paint transforms repulsive facial warts into fashionable piercings

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