FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking News

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's the news today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HOTNIPPLES NEEDING SUCKED SAYS FILTHY LICKETY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fab land or real life?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

US drones, RBS bonuses and I just got out of bed.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

The couple who killed that little boy are getting sentenced today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Doctor being announced on Sunday @ 7pm on BBC.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am in need of being romanced and shagged senseless

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I am in need of being romanced and shagged senseless

Incoming flood of responses and propositions in 3....2....1...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The couple who killed that little boy are getting sentenced today.

They deserve to have the death sentence brought back just for them !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They still haven't removed that skip from the end of our street!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"New Doctor being announced on Sunday @ 7pm on BBC. "

Really? That is news!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The couple who killed that little boy are getting sentenced today.

A pretty horrendous case - so blatant about their hatred of a child.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am in need of being romanced and shagged senseless

News? Hmm, I think it might start a lot of copycat behaviour. I'm trending the same #.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"HOTNIPPLES NEEDING SUCKED SAYS FILTHY LICKETY"

It's true: I haven't had my shower yet.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They still haven't removed that skip from the end of our street! "

Any good stuff in the skip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to quit my job, but they offered me more money

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I tried to quit my job, but they offered me more money"

Is that good or bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They still haven't removed that skip from the end of our street!

Any good stuff in the skip?"

Na - folks keep purloining any useful items lol

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

One if my love birds have escaped

cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"One if my love birds have escaped

cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!

Our very own escape and chase story. Fan News will send the helicopters out to follow this one.

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

"One if my love birds have escaped

cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!

Our very own escape and chase story. Fan News will send the helicopters out to follow this one."
..... It's proving too much it's very hard to keep up with a broken leg

and keep missing with tea towel ....I've. Given up;(

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"One if my love birds have escaped

cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!

Our very own escape and chase story. Fan News will send the helicopters out to follow this one...... It's proving too much it's very hard to keep up with a broken leg

and keep missing with tea towel ....I've. Given up;("

So now it's an appeal message for volunteers to rally to save a beloved pet.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

simon cowell is gonna be a dad

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"simon cowell is gonna be a dad"

And Woman's Hour is discussing vasectomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"simon cowell is gonna be a dad

And Woman's Hour is discussing vasectomy.

Bet someone gets snippy about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im with cheeky ....id like a little romance and to be shagged senseless please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!"

Why, when I read this did Ryan spring to mind lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!

Why, when I read this did Ryan spring to mind lol

Breaking news! Minxie thinks of Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!"

What did he call it? The Mc-Elangelo?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!

What did he call it? The Mc-Elangelo?

- brilliant sub-head.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Surgeon needed to find builders jack hammer after 3 days of constant use

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Surgeon needed to find builders jack hammer after 3 days of constant use

When you say use...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Surgeon needed to find builders jack hammer after 3 days of constant use

When you say use...?"

It sounds like they are chopping out concrete but bouncing the jack hammer and doing bugger all to it. Sorry I know it not Thursday

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

im broody i am worrying about myself here lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.

Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"im broody i am worrying about myself here lol

Cheeky ovulating - this is your official PMT warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

News just in

Lucy is perving on her break!!

And it's thundering and lightening by the seaside

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

#I'm getting laid tonight!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"im broody i am worrying about myself here lol

Bloody hell Jess send up the flags and let every one know the signals, romance, broody what next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.

Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore."

Ok will do my best, any preferences like 'must own a big one'

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.

Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore.

Ok will do my best, any preferences like 'must own a big one'"

Available, pulse and fancies short, fat, bolshie women will do right now.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!

Why, when I read this did Ryan spring to mind lol

Was it the man or the turtle disguised as a burger? I've got a mental picture of Ryan in fancy dress with "special sauce" dripping off him

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"#I'm getting laid tonight!

That's not breaking news, that's an update.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!

Why, when I read this did Ryan spring to mind lol

Was it the man or the turtle disguised as a burger? I've got a mental picture of Ryan in fancy dress with "special sauce" dripping off him

Newsflash: Caz is having saucy thoughts.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed."

Woman down, woman down!! Send in the emergency services. This is a national emergency. Handbags and shoes to be left in shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking, unbreaking news ...... Minxie's shower has finally been repaired and she is off to use it first ........... whooo hoooo

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Breaking, unbreaking news ...... Minxie's shower has finally been repaired and she is off to use it first ........... whooo hoooo

Watch this space... Report on first shower experience to follow from our hapless, sorry I mean intrepid reporter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.

Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore.

Ok will do my best, any preferences like 'must own a big one'

Available, pulse and fancies short, fat, bolshie women will do right now."

Well that's me, so finding one will be a challenge let alone two, how about you get over here and we go out on the pull together.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"im broody i am worrying about myself here lol

Cheeky ovulating - this is your official PMT warning.

oh god lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking, unbreaking news ...... Minxie's shower has finally been repaired and she is off to use it first ........... whooo hoooo

Watch this space... Report on first shower experience to follow from our hapless, sorry I mean intrepid reporter."

was that a typo and u meant hopeless?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'm waiting for the washing machine to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the lurgy and on Antibiotics

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I have the lurgy and on Antibiotics

Get well soon

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed.

Woman down, woman down!! Send in the emergency services. This is a national emergency. Handbags and shoes to be left in shops."

Haahaahaahaa! See...people don't believe I'm sick!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed.

Woman down, woman down!! Send in the emergency services. This is a national emergency. Handbags and shoes to be left in shops.

Haahaahaahaa! See...people don't believe I'm sick!

What more proof do they want? The only thing I would say is that the shops are air conditioned. But they are also full of people... It's an existential dilemma.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have the lurgy and on Antibiotics

Did you put anything unusual in your mouth?

Get well Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone is charging.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My phone is charging.

We were lacking an energy sustainability story. Will we have a grain on the national grid if I put my tablet and phones on to charge now?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Minxie has finally had a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie has finally had a shower."

And lush it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun has finally made a reappearance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxie has untangled the toggle and string of her leather jacket from around the rollers on her sliding wardrobe doors

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm full of insect bites and scratches after spending hours cutting down the garden yesterday.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Minxie has untangled the toggle and string of her leather jacket from around the rollers on her sliding wardrobe doors

Are we getting a play by play of her day? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minxie has untangled the toggle and string of her leather jacket from around the rollers on her sliding wardrobe doors

Are we getting a play by play of her day? lol"

nope u didnt see how tangled it was on the roller ............ and I am sure u don't the low down on the funeral I am going to shortly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to quit my job, but they offered me more money

Is that good or bad?"

Good in the way that its a lot more money

Bad thing is I want to move to the coast

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Breaking News: _muma has not broken any bones today.

In further news it emerges HottieBottie is set to succeed on meeting her weight targets, unless she starts celebrating this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hot news is I've finished for the weekend but miles from home.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

Bet you don't manage to last out the day..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hot news is I've finished for the weekend but miles from home. "

If you try hard enough I am sure you will find a friendly forum female to offer you tea and succour to help you get home.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just bought a pair of shoes. Not headline news but it made me happy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hot news is I've finished for the weekend but miles from home.

If you try hard enough I am sure you will find a friendly forum female to offer you tea and succour to help you get home."

Ooh as if by magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy."

Oh no I haven't!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy.

Oh no I haven't!!

I have waders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy.

Oh no I haven't!!

I have waders

Do you?

Really ( where's the tongue hanging out smiley )

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"BREAKING NEWS!!

Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy.

Oh no I haven't!!

I have waders

Do you?

Really ( where's the tongue hanging out smiley )

QED!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Doctor being announced on Sunday @ 7pm on BBC.

Really? That is news!"

And it's live TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the lurgy and on Antibiotics

Did you put anything unusual in your mouth?

Get well Queen."

Erm erm do I have to answer that

and thank you x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have finished for the weekend

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Newsflash

: I'm considering jumbo sausage for tea.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Breaking News!

A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have finished for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

News flash: is 39oc too hot????

Because I'm sweltering here.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"News flash: is 39oc too hot????

Because I'm sweltering here.

It is for me. That's hide under the bed too hot for me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Serious real breaking news...

Worldwide terror alert for this month. Middle East US embassies to close.

Be careful out there.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Breaking News!

A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest."

Chase me

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Breaking News!

A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.

Chase me"

I have my hands over my eyes. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Ready or not here I come...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Breaking News!

A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.

Chase me

I have my hands over my eyes. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Ready or not here I come..."

Can't run in these bloody waders lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"New Doctor being announced on Sunday @ 7pm on BBC.

Really? That is news!"

hope it a lady..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking News!

A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.

Chase me

I have my hands over my eyes. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Ready or not here I come...

Can't run in these bloody waders lol"

Ryan........ Stop enticing me

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!

It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!

It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying...

)."

Italian Lakes = George Clooney!!!

Good news.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!

It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying...

Italian Lakes = George Clooney!!!

Good news."

Wrong lake unfortunately.

But seven days in Italy is always good news!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

60% off bras from the one ending in 'ard this weekend. Stockings too.

I'm resisting the temptation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking News!!!!

Minx is officially stupid (and a tad sad so needs cheering up) ......... she doesn't get cryptic clues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got paid ready for the weekend.

How what to do with it all.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Breaking News!!!!

Minx is officially stupid (and a tad sad so needs cheering up) ......... she doesn't get cryptic clues

Clue two: it begins with Goss...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Breaking News!!!!

Minx is officially stupid (and a tad sad so needs cheering up) ......... she doesn't get cryptic clues

Clue two: it begins with Goss...

And it's not gossip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking News!!!!

Minx is officially stupid (and a tad sad so needs cheering up) ......... she doesn't get cryptic clues

Clue two: it begins with Goss...

And it's not gossip."

got it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!

It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying...

)."

When is your holiday?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fmuma is currently practising her wheelies around the kitchen (what's the betting I fall out the fecking thing)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!

It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying...

When is your holiday?

After the Kent social.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Fmuma is currently practising her wheelies around the kitchen (what's the betting I fall out the fecking thing)

If you're doing wheelies may I suggest a helmet could be handy?

(cue helmet jokes - c'mon people, give us your best!)

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I have a wheelie good helmet she can use!

Well you asked for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the "morning" thread:

Rusty is bent...

Minxie is clearing all the corpses out of her spare room....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 8:05 but it really feels like it's 8:06.

Life's a lie!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ryan gets up at a ridiculous time with a major hangover / brain tumour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan gets up at a ridiculous time with a major hangover / brain tumour"

Same.

Only...I never bleached the carpet last night so it's not totally bad.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lickety can't face the shops but there is no fresh food in the house. Shredded Wheat and water anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom's still sat on the pan in belly ache and chocolate angel delight shocker

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dom's still sat on the pan in belly ache and chocolate angel delight shocker

Lickety is shocked at anyone posting from the bathroom!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Staffs in 2 meets in one weekend shock!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Staffs in 2 meets in one weekend shock! "

Sub editor checking whether that is meats or meets?

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape

In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape

In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x

Escaping brain sounds like major news. Get better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape

In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x

Ditoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape

In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x

Escaping brain sounds like major news. Get better soon."

Thankies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not working and have Monday off so a nice long weekend of doing sweet F A!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape

In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x

Ditoo

It really sucks!

guess only amazing people get sick during a heatwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape

In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x

Ditoo

It really sucks!

guess only amazing people get sick during a heatwave"

Maybe

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A miracle happened in London. A client sent a cheque payment before the invoice was issued.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

JustRyan is advertising for a female forumite to join him and another sexy female forumite for fun and frolics.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"JustRyan is advertising for a female forumite to join him and another sexy female forumite for fun and frolics. "

JustRyan collapses under the strain or answering all of the "pick me, pick me" messages. Go on, pick me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucy hasn't perved all day!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lucy hasn't perved all day!!!!

Who wrote this?

Is that because Lucy was out and about perving real people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the news today?"

That its hard to explain how I feel at times without being told "man up, get a grip" or something along those lines or get sympathy as I would rather none of them and the problem getting cured.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Diamonds is shocked her son is turning out worse than her

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Diamonds is shocked her son is turning out worse than her"

How is that even possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucy hasn't perved all day!!!!

Who wrote this?

Is that because Lucy was out and about perving real people?"

I can post and not perv!!

I know it's hard to believe.... But I am reformed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamonds is shocked her son is turning out worse than her

How is that even possible?"
diffult but true. Going to need to have words

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Diamonds is shocked her son is turning out worse than her

How is that even possible?diffult but true. Going to need to have words"

Don't forget he is an adult now.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Diamonds is shocked her son is turning out worse than her

How is that even possible?diffult but true. Going to need to have words"
Will the word "fuck" be included somewhere?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Battle Friends at Sea is back in the App Store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten too many haribo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stroppycalf runs off with superram's Haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have stuck fingers down throat to return stolen haribo

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have just seen really long spiders legs. They were emerging from the legs of a woman's shorts

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have just seen really long spiders legs. They were emerging from the legs of a woman's shorts

Emerging or crawling in?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have just seen really long spiders legs. They were emerging from the legs of a woman's shorts

Emerging or crawling in?

I didn't hang about for a proper inspection. But I'm pretty sure they were emerging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jackie chan isn't dead he's on channel 4 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ethics 101:

I am good, therefore what's good for me is good!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Third nosebleed of the day.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've sprained my ankle and battered my elbow....

Can someone please send me mass amounts of bubblewrap please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok, I shot the Sheriff, but I deffo have never even seen his deputy, honest guv

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've sprained my ankle and battered my elbow....

Can someone please send me mass amounts of bubblewrap please

You were doing so well. No broken _muma posts and now this. Can we start an appeal to get you one of those bubble suits to protect you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im with the ladies. I want romancing and being shagged senseless

...now in terms of news. I have run out of chicken at home!! Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a phone call from a old friend. Not spoke for nearly two years

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