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Gym changing room etiquette

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay, so todays visit to the gym put a whole new spin on men and their desperation to show off their bits and pieces. I come out of the shower and walk past a man, probably in his mid 40s, quite a rotund and hairy fella, im the middle of the changing room, completely naked with one foot on the mirror ledge, drying his arse hair with the communal hairdryer. He did this for a solid 5 minutes, his arse must have been dry as a bone!

My question...why do some blokes insist on sharing so intimately in the changing rooms?

Secondly, am I the only person who thinks the above is odd? Am I the weird one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk!!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Bloody strange if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just spat hot tea all over the place , that is the funniest think I have read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me laugh out loud. Can't have been a pretty sight though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just spat hot tea all over the place , that is the funniest think I have read "

I literally could not believe my eyes! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So wrong but so so funny!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he get the straighteners out next

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Bloody strange if you ask me."

Got to agree..

hottest day of the year, sod the gym..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds reasonable to me, after all hair dryers are for drying hair

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP, maybe he was taking his time as he saw you 'peeking'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens at my gym dont bother me to be honest its an adult changing room whats the fuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get the straighteners out next "

Oh god no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe he had tried a home perm and want to set it properly ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, maybe he was taking his time as he saw you 'peeking'..

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Peeking! I could literally reconstruct in great detail the tiling pattern on the floor I was starting at it that hard to try not to look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It happens at my gym dont bother me to be honest its an adult changing room whats the fuss."

Was it you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes ... a glance ok but to stare for a full 5 min is not healthy

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get the straighteners out next "

Now that had my coffee all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work we have 2 locker rooms... 1 clean lockers and 1 dirty lockers.. You go from the dirty locker room through the shower area which has 2 rows of sinks and everything into the clean locker room...

Anyway, got changed out my dirty clothes and opened the door to the shower area and what do I see...?

A bloke washing his bellend in the sinks...

I froze, turned back into the dirty locker room and waited 5 mins before I went back through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get the straighteners out next

Now that had my coffee all over "

Sorry

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"At work we have 2 locker rooms... 1 clean lockers and 1 dirty lockers.. You go from the dirty locker room through the shower area which has 2 rows of sinks and everything into the clean locker room...

Anyway, got changed out my dirty clothes and opened the door to the shower area and what do I see...?

A bloke washing his bellend in the sinks...

I froze, turned back into the dirty locker room and waited 5 mins before I went back through "

sinks...

'kin ell..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At work we have 2 locker rooms... 1 clean lockers and 1 dirty lockers.. You go from the dirty locker room through the shower area which has 2 rows of sinks and everything into the clean locker room...

Anyway, got changed out my dirty clothes and opened the door to the shower area and what do I see...?

A bloke washing his bellend in the sinks...

I froze, turned back into the dirty locker room and waited 5 mins before I went back through "

Amazing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get the straighteners out next

Now that had my coffee all over

Sorry "

Don't be sorry, best laugh I've had today and I needed it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he get the straighteners out next

Now that had my coffee all over

Sorry

Don't be sorry, best laugh I've had today and I needed it too "

Yes me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At our gym all I get to see are naked women coming out of showers or stood in her underwear drying her hair.... and you think you have it rough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At our gym all I get to see are naked women coming out of showers or stood in her underwear drying her hair.... and you think you have it rough! "

Yep, you're right. I am deeply sorry for making such a big deal at my inane situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once witnessed a big hairy mofo on his back..butt naked on the floor wanting a hug..does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once witnessed a big hairy mofo on his back..butt naked on the floor wanting a hug..does that count? "

It very much depends on what the context was sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think naked in the gym changing room is ok, but the line has to be drawn on drying your bum hair, I thought the bloke drying his feet with the hair dryer was rude...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, so todays visit to the gym put a whole new spin on men and their desperation to show off their bits and pieces. I come out of the shower and walk past a man, probably in his mid 40s, quite a rotund and hairy fella, im the middle of the changing room, completely naked with one foot on the mirror ledge, drying his arse hair with the communal hairdryer. He did this for a solid 5 minutes, his arse must have been dry as a bone!

My question...why do some blokes insist on sharing so intimately in the changing rooms?

Secondly, am I the only person who thinks the above is odd? Am I the weird one? "

For fuks sake I had cramp in my leg and was using the hair dryer to warm it up, you staring at me was very off putting and a little scary for me to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it OK to ask another man to scrub your back, whilst in the shower?

I mean, there are occasions when one forgets one's loofah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd think he wouldn't want the hair all fluffy wouldn't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael macintyres stand up about men in the gym...... Comedy genius

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London


"Is it OK to ask another man to scrub your back, whilst in the shower?

"

watch out for a bad reaction some blokes might evan hit you but then again some might try bend you over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in gym today

A woman totally naked in front of me

towel drying her 36dd booobs and her shaven

pussy. I nearly complained untll she bent over n showed me her pussy lol

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By *arry50Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

The worst thing in the locker room is a old man walking around naked. And they like to get dress in front of you. Hey please move please.

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