FabSwingers.com forum: Mark

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by another thread - allegedly everyone knows 'a Dave' !!

But both myself and Funky also happen to coincidentally know someone called Mark (not the same person - Funky's 'Mark' is a ninja whilst my friend 'Mark'is a mere accountant!).

So - how many other lovely people of Fab also coincidentally know 'a Mark'??

And what do they do?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

an ex was a Mark and he was a lazy wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few friends called mark!

One is a supermarket manager and the other is a solicitor

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I know a couple of Mark's, one is my brother in law and another is a guy from another site I had a meet with once but we are good friends now.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh as for what they do, my bro in law is a truck mechanic and my friend is a supervisor in a call centre for a mobile phone company.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

My first kiss was from a Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few Mark's as well and have a couple like the poster on the other thread !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few Marks...all completely different.

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By *ynonvalleyboyMan
over a year ago

merthyr

I knew mark he was german and into money. I called him deutschmark

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

My cousin is Mark.

I have a brother in law called Mark.

I have an ex called Mark.

Think that's all ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have a wicked sexy Friend called Marc

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh I have a wicked sexy Friend called Marc

That's not Mark though

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

My mark is a brickie....my other mark.... Is a roofer.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I have a wicked sexy Friend called Marc

That's not Mark though

All Marks/Marcs/Marques are welcome - this is a phonetic thread!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know a mark but don't call him that. My first boyfriend at primary was a mark

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Thanks Obi this is probably the greatest Mark based thread I have ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was a Mark, my best friends other half is a Mark and i know a couple on here too

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My boss is Mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best man at my wedding was a mark I call him Jonah now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a mark but don't call him that. My first boyfriend at primary was a mark"

So he was primark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an ex was a Mark and he was a lazy wanker

Thank made me think of my ex Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know one Mark.

And that's my Uncle. He's a Joiner.

I know fucking loads of Dave's though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a mark but don't call him that. My first boyfriend at primary was a mark

So he was primark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousins name is Marcus??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling left out cos I don't know any Marks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I know a mark but don't call him that. My first boyfriend at primary was a mark

So he was primark!

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its a wonder you don't cut yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a wicked sexy Friend called Marc

That's not Mark though

He's a posh Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dog called Mark, sadly had to put him down a few months ago. What did he do? Barked and shit in the yard mostly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother always said I should have been called Mark...as I leave my mark on everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name Mark means 'consecrated by god'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an ex was a Mark and he was a lazy wanker

Snap! Only I've had 2.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do... Had to block his stalking arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know about 10 Marks and have a Mark and Dave in my family actually 2 Marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother always said I should have been called Mark...as I leave my mark on everything!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend called Mark he's a wagon driver, one of the nicest people you could meet, but is as bright as a dead lightbulb bless him, I would say everyone knows a Paul too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea ... there was Mark who I was in love with when I was 14

There was another Mark .. and another after that

Now I have a Mark as a boss ....

But none in my phone - how odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a terrible mark for homework at school

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I lost my virginity to a Mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first kiss was from a Mark

Ditto

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I just told my friend Mark (who is a ninja) about this thread and he said he got so pumped that he punched a hole in his bedroom door.

He is so hyped now he is writing a new scene for his film 'Ninjas versus Pirates'.

So thanks Obi.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm feeling left out cos I don't know any Marks

He is what can be referred to in the trade as a No Mark

I've got a friend on Facebook called Mark....we haven't spoken since secondary school....you've reminded me to delete him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some Marks

Mark the builder (who i did not shag)

Mark the bar man (who i did not shag)

Mark the personal trainer (who i did not nearly shag)

& Mark the farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark s & Spencer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know lots of marks..... An ex mark, who I caught in bed with my friend ( male)

Bro in law....... Waste of oxygen

Workmate, awesome guy

Sisters ex, could drink me under the table

Various biker buddies..... All awesome

I know a whole lot of marks, Paul's & Daves

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Mark was my first crush age 7

Mark a friend I met on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know any marks

Know plenty of Dave's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a best friend called Mark until he decided to change the spelling to Marc in an misguided attempt to single himself out....

Which wasn't really necessary at all, as he was a pretty cool guy anyway,,,

Lost touch a long time ago,,,, but I’ve very fond memories of a real good mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a Mark too,he's currently sitting opposite me on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know one....... ME and I'm a carpenter

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

My mate 'Skid' Mark is a bit of a shit truth be told.

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