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i woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive had various strange objects between them before down to a few challenges.. but whats the most bizarre thing you've woke up in bed with?? or ladies, had between your boobs? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine aren't big enough to get anything wedged between them

Herman Munster is the most bizarre ... only I went to bed with Shane Lynch the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it papa smurf? The randy old sod!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it papa smurf? The randy old sod! "

it was actually,, lmfao

and the one with glasses (forgotten his name)

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Lots of crumbs normally

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Oh and a pen once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it papa smurf? The randy old sod!

it was actually,, lmfao

and the one with glasses (forgotten his name)"

Brainy smurf ?

If I were to paint myself blue and don a white cap, could I wake up between your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up with someone's hand on mine this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of crumbs normally "

often joke my tits/bra eat more than me lol..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"ive had various strange objects between them before down to a few challenges.. but whats the most bizarre thing you've woke up in bed with?? or ladies, had between your boobs? lol "

Only 2? I'm sure a lot more could fit between your boobies x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it papa smurf? The randy old sod!

it was actually,, lmfao

and the one with glasses (forgotten his name)

Brainy smurf ?

If I were to paint myself blue and don a white cap, could I wake up between your boobs "

scrap painting yourself blue and the dodgey hat.. just come here and nuzzle in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up with someone's hand on mine this morning. "

lucky.. i dont do sleep over so dont have that experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke up with someone's hand on mine this morning.

lucky.. i dont do sleep over so dont have that experience "

oh it was a good way to wake up!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs."

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.

*faps*"

hahaha good morning Funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I take my bra off at the end of the day, I usually find a rogue Cheerio or something! Kids eh?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I take my bra off at the end of the day, I usually find a rogue Cheerio or something! Kids eh?!! "

normally i just get crushed up rice krispies..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.

*faps*

hahaha good morning Funky "

Morning my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the odd 5er wen i got no pockets my bra makes great purse lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.

*faps*

hahaha good morning Funky

Morning my love "

no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the odd 5er wen i got no pockets my bra makes great purse lol"

wish my bra would have a secret stash of money,, though i did lose my mobile phone once or twice haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.

*faps*

hahaha good morning Funky

Morning my love

no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol "

Ah! Too late!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.

*faps*

hahaha good morning Funky

Morning my love

no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol

Ah! Too late! "

thought you had a thing for blue women, not blue men? you trying to 'come out'

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.

*faps*

hahaha good morning Funky

Morning my love

no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol

Ah! Too late!

thought you had a thing for blue women not blue men? you trying to 'come out' "

Seeing blue men playing with your knockers is like 'smurf porn' which is my favourite type of porn.

----------------------------------------

Fun Funky Fact #235

I once drew smurfette naked with huge knockers and then gave it a 'tribute' IF U NO WAT I MEAN!!¡

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

funky is there a book of fun facts? i think it would make a brilliant read

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky is there a book of fun facts? i think it would make a brilliant read "

My people are in on-going negotiations with the people at HarperCollins, Penguin and Ladybird to make this happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sister (doctor) once found a remote control inside a lady's bra. it had been missing for days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my sister (doctor) once found a remote control inside a lady's bra. it had been missing for days!"

ok impressed that someone has tits large enough to lose a remote control

grossed out that someone hadnt changed their underwear for several days.. eak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be fair I expect she was a bit old and unstable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the glasses on looks like his had a wild night spent with a huge smile on his face !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one with the glasses on looks like his had a wild night spent with a huge smile on his face ! "

haha never actually noticed that til u just pointed it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna give papa smurf a heart attack doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one with the glasses on looks like his had a wild night spent with a huge smile on his face !

haha never actually noticed that til u just pointed it out "

the one with the glasses is just done, spent and well and truly fucked! the red hat is actually hiding - 'oh no, not my turn again, she is surely satisfied now!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna give papa smurf a heart attack doing that. "

he wriggled himself there... i mearly woke up and was like 'wtf' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're gonna give papa smurf a heart attack doing that.

he wriggled himself there... i mearly woke up and was like 'wtf' lol "

Well they do say age and experience makes you wise. Nice move papa!

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