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By *hecat007 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

If i could live anywhere. I'd love to live close to the sea and go to sleep and wake up to the sound of waves crashing on rocks ....minus the seagulls though

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Yeah the seagulls round here wake me up at about 4 every morning making a right bloody racket! Then my lad wakes me up at 5. Summer is exhausting. Lol.

Rotherham is lovely! I've got family there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the traffic is not whizzing along the coast road I can hear the sea from my home and sometimes I can hear seagulls shitting on my patio….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seaside isn't all that's its made u to be!

Bloody sea gulls are a pain in the butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should avoid manc land. though

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


" If i could live anywhere. I'd love to live close to the sea and go to sleep and wake up to the sound of waves crashing on rocks ....minus the seagulls though "

Don't do it on the east coast or you'll end up with your house in the sea eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah round here they live on all the house roofs and start screaming at half three every morning. But it is nice to live by the sea though i havnt taken full advantage yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate seagulls!! They poo on my car!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'd like to live by the seaside. I would hang my socks on someone else's house to lure the seagulls there though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" If i could live anywhere. I'd love to live close to the sea and go to sleep and wake up to the sound of waves crashing on rocks ....minus the seagulls though "

Minus the seagulls lol...

Chance would be a fine thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The seaside isn't all that's its made u to be!

Bloody sea gulls are a pain in the butt "

Contrary to popular belief many gulls aren't ocean going birds and can be found inland over wasteland (insert name of place you wish to make derogatory remark about ).

The two great levellers in life...the ocean & mountains

Geeky input finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the middle of Glasgow....we still have bloody gulls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But not on the north sea as you can't really enjoy the sea side due to the usually rather poor climatic conditions (in other words, the weather sucks and the water is freezing).

If you really want to enjoy life by the sea you need to move a lot further south, The Med and beyond...

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Great living by the sea (a mile away but visible from my street) as well as on the edge of the South Downs....best of both worlds.

Seagulls are great...when the chicks were getting ready to fly the adults would swoop over me continuously squawking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live next to the sea and 10 mins from the Lincs Wolds.

The gulls here aren't too bad at all, not like the buggers in Scarborough etc.

Ours are the small black headed ones, quite pretty really.

It's nice lying in bed some nights listening to the wading birds and the ships.

Plus, there's usually something going on across on the seafront.

XXXX

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Have to be able to see the sea from my house and listen to the cows

Need to cull the seagulls and feed them to the grockles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the traffic is not whizzing along the coast road I can hear the sea from my home and sometimes I can hear seagulls shitting on my patio…. "

Is it like the sweet pitter patter of summer rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the traffic is not whizzing along the coast road I can hear the sea from my home and sometimes I can hear seagulls shitting on my patio….

Is it like the sweet pitter patter of summer rain? "

Now that is one analogy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The seaside isn't all that's its made u to be!

Bloody sea gulls are a pain in the butt "

Have you got.old fish and chip wrappings on your butt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the seagull poop!

Makes me step outta the matrix!

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Too many holiday makers, large queues in the shops...hurry up winter lol!

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By *hybutsweetCouple
over a year ago

sweetness


"Yeah the seagulls round here wake me up at about 4 every morning making a right bloody racket! Then my lad wakes me up at 5. Summer is exhausting. Lol.

Rotherham is lovely! I've got family there x"

i have them nesting on me roof and theres this dead cheeky one that cums and taps on me winda for ages dunno y

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By *hybutsweetCouple
over a year ago

sweetness


"But not on the north sea as you can't really enjoy the sea side due to the usually rather poor climatic conditions (in other words, the weather sucks and the water is freezing).

If you really want to enjoy life by the sea you need to move a lot further south, The Med and beyond..."

i live near soxy and was at beach today and i went swimming wasn't cold wasn't hot very refreswhing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a little town, nowhere near the sea and the dam seagulls wake me screeching every morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give us the country side over the seaside any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live pretty close to the sea and work even closer and it can be awful in the winter

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By *otcanidoforuMan
over a year ago

polegate

Down south .. Suns out what a glorious place to be ! Even with the gulls as a wake up call !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone tried the 'feed Alka Seltzer to the seagulls and watch them explode' trick? Does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a town person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate the pesky seagulls though grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only a ten min drive either way to a lovely beach, and the gulls are just part of living by the sea, I love them all and call them all Jonathan.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I confuse them with pigeons lol

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By *otcanidoforuMan
over a year ago

polegate


"Has anyone tried the 'feed Alka Seltzer to the seagulls and watch them explode' trick? Does it work?"

I've caught them on rod n line in the boat by accident ..it's like having a kite !

( released them unharmed btw )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried the 'feed Alka Seltzer to the seagulls and watch them explode' trick? Does it work?"
only if they have an upset stomach, do we give them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried the 'feed Alka Seltzer to the seagulls and watch them explode' trick? Does it work?"

Ewww that would be worse than their poo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stargazing seagull pie mmmmmmmmmm

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