FabSwingers.com forum: who would you take to meet your parents

By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

Who would take home to meet mama. The nice next door type or the freaky sex person down the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would take home to meet mama. The nice next door type or the freaky sex person down the street"

No one. I never take anyone to meet them. Only my dad left anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girl next door, who is very polite in public and a naughty minx in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my mum was still alive she would be happy if I was happy .....

Never judged

Who says the freaky sex person ( as you put it) can't be the nice next door neighbour type - that is me to a T

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

only dear and long term friends

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

The next door type go to church. Freaky type u meet in sex club. I take the freaky woman home because my father might want some too.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I once took my exwife to meet my parents.

She got on with my mum and called my dad a "fucking cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one the old man would be all over them the randy old goat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julio Iglesias, she fecking loves him and if he sings for her, even better!....I'd get major brownie points

.....Well, you never said for what reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum would pass out if I took anyone home!

She knows I wont even have a bloke stay over night so to take one to her home would be extremely suspect

Oh.. unless he was there to do her diy

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A medium. Both are dead.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Well both me and Scott can be freaky sex people, but most people on meeting us think we are the girl/bloke next door type so I would think you could take someone who is both home.

Well apart from the time I took him to my parents in a gimp mask being led by a dog lead but I just said it was fancy dress lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A medium. Both are dead."

+ 1

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

I though I was taking home a nice church girl but when I finally got a chance to fuck her she turn out to be a freak. Wow. Boy can she suck a mean dick. Had my toe curling yep she that good

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't have a type...taken a bloke who was covered in tattoos and my parents never battered an eyelid

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I have only taken home one boyfriend to meet the family. Total boy next door and a nice guy. In the bedroom though he liked a bit of freaky sex

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A medium. Both are dead.

+ 1 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've taken one swinger to meet my mum but she was my girlfriend at the time and thankfully my mum never had a clue...Don't want to be responsible for her keeling over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum and dad are the most laid back ..im talking horizontal folks you could ever meet.

I could bring back a leather clad vampire and they wouldn't judge.

They only ever hated one of my exes.

Well my mum did.

And I can count on less than one hand the amount ive actually seriously dated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I though I was taking home a nice church girl but when I finally got a chance to fuck her she turn out to be a freak. Wow. Boy can she suck a mean dick. Had my toe curling yep she that good"

Why is your dick mean? Did it spit in her eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one on here that would happily let meet my mother, other than that, only lifelong friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha, I wouldn't inflict my parents on anyone if I could help it...

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

"I though I was taking home a nice church girl but when I finally got a chance to fuck her she turn out to be a freak. Wow. Boy can she suck a mean dick. Had my toe curling yep she that good

Why is your dick mean? Did it spit in her eye?

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I'm sorry I'm American so I meant she suck good dick. And the next day back in church. Undercover freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt care what type she was if I was hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I though I was taking home a nice church girl but when I finally got a chance to fuck her she turn out to be a freak. Wow. Boy can she suck a mean dick. Had my toe curling yep she that good

Why is your dick mean? Did it spit in her eye?

I'm sorry I'm American so I meant she suck good dick. And the next day back in church. Undercover freak"

I know, I'm just pulling your plonker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I though I was taking home a nice church girl but when I finally got a chance to fuck her she turn out to be a freak. Wow. Boy can she suck a mean dick. Had my toe curling yep she that good

Why is your dick mean? Did it spit in her eye?

I'm sorry I'm American so I meant she suck good dick. And the next day back in church. Undercover freak

I know, I'm just pulling your plonker

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fook me I aint seen my parents in over 20 years, i was told my dad died 6 years ago, if i turned up it would probably kill my mum off too

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

How about u take home somebody and they start to act totally different around ur parents. U thought they was nice but become a total ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about u take home somebody and they start to act totally different around ur parents. U thought they was nice but become a total ass."

I'd think there was a hidden camera somewhere!

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

I once token a woman home to see my mother and my mom left the room. I don't know why but I think her breath smell like my dick because she blow me in my car before we went there. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me purely for the annoyance factor a TV/TS. They would have a heart attack.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No one right now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funniest shit I've read

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By *arry50 OP Man
over a year ago

northern jersey

But my father don't care who I bring home as long as it was women and I was getting some. Lol

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