FabSwingers.com forum: way to get a meet ??

By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"

I wouldn't even respond...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charming

Almost as good as something I just read

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

Sounds a proper gent

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

It would work with some. Not for the majority though.

Just make me laugh! Normally the guys who send those do not have huge cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"

that's why we block single men, sadly more wankers than good ones

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I find the whole 'split in two' turn of phrase particularly vile.

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"

Should have replied,

My wife's a black belt, so you would fail on point one. Looking at your cock, I doubt my wife even notice it went in, so you would fail on point two.

Some people just have delusions of grandeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"

I dunno...

.....but stop stealing my location idea mutha ducka!!!

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol

Should have replied,

My wife's a black belt, so you would fail on point one. Looking at your cock, I doubt my wife even notice it went in, so you would fail on point two.

Some people just have delusions of grandeur "

there were no pics attached or on the profile lol. didnt even do a reply either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one in the early hours in the morning. One line on his profile, no photo, nor able to provide one.

Can you get a taxi over to mine now as I have had too much to drink. I'll pay for the taxi of course, and I will drive you home later when the drink has worn off

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol

I dunno...

.....but stop stealing my location idea mutha ducka!!!

show me the copyright posstot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

show me the copyright posstot

Dude..when I got a lawyer...I'm calling him!!!

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

show me the copyright posstot

Dude..when I got a lawyer...I'm calling him!!!

yeah.... well my lawyers bigger than your lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say I have a big cock works out for me just fine ...why so serious I'm sure it was just tongue n cheek,some members take life too seriously on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's his user name- robocop or galvatron?

Tell him to stop watching as much porn and enjoy the rest of his school holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one in the early hours in the morning. One line on his profile, no photo, nor able to provide one.

Can you get a taxi over to mine now as I have had too much to drink. I'll pay for the taxi of course, and I will drive you home later when the drink has worn off

smooth operator

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"

As we have said many times. One of the reasons we don't like big cocks is because they come with even bigger ego's and usually very small brains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all that bs then he would turn up ugly as a rats arsehole and a tiny dick lol

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I usually find that guys who go on about the size of their cock have little else to offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually find that guys who go on about the size of their cock have little else to offer."
what more do you want from a shag?

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"I always say I have a big cock works out for me just fine ...why so serious I'm sure it was just tongue n cheek,some members take life too seriously on here

who took it seriously ???? found it funny tbh.... and if i was to tell the rest of the message... it certainly was not tongue in cheek

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sorry I will send a better message next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah.... well my lawyers bigger than your lawyer

I haven't got one ....yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"
wow what a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol

that's why we block single men, sadly more wankers than good ones"

We all know there's a quarry full of sad single men. But those of us at the top of the quarry looking down are in a different league.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this other site have the delete and block option?

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"Does this other site have the delete and block option?"

yeah but we not ones for blocking .... we just laugh and move on unless they continue or get abusive... then we block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a first message from a guy (on another site)saying, he wants to destroy my wife and split her in two with his huge cock

would this work as a first message for any fems on here?? did nothing for us lol"

Silver tongued devil. Some guys are so smooth.

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

In my experience what's required is perserverance for everyone. Hold out for what you're actually looking for because it'll be on here somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe there are guys still thinking that this kind of thing works lol honestly girls when was the last time a bloke with all his mates has shouted" oi luv show us ya tits" and you have thought " ohh I must sleep with this brutish thug post haste" if there are any of those guys reading this here is the secret to getting women to sleep with you, now I know it's hard to take in but if you keep this secret information in mind you will be, as you probably would say "knee deep in clunge" and the secret is..............women are people too, I know it's mad ain't it lol

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