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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We now have a 5 hour ish wait to hear anything from the hospital!!

I have finished work for the day so that's distraction gone!!

So come on you lot

Distract me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(^)(^) gets my tits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(^)(^) gets my tits out "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol at you two!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum (_._) look big in this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol at you two!!

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Made you smile though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psst over here *takes your money*

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put up a 'meet today' for a single guy. Spend the rest of the day politely answering mail.

Look back on years old forum posts and re-start random ones.

Look through the millions of

tv channels and try to find something worth watching.

Eat chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cards....fancy strip poker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have cards....fancy strip poker?"

Now your talking

Please tell me that your not wearing much already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(•)(•)

My nipples are bigger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(•)(•)

My nipples are bigger!"

QoT's nipples were weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(•)(•)

My nipples are bigger!

QoT's nipples were weird "

Traditional coat hooks I reckon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's national orgasm day (gets willy out and waves it around)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(•)(•)

My nipples are bigger!

QoT's nipples were weird

Traditional coat hooks I reckon..."

Trying to figure out a cock and balls .....

(•|•) ¤|¤

But they just look like faces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(•)(•)

My nipples are bigger!

QoT's nipples were weird

Traditional coat hooks I reckon...

Trying to figure out a cock and balls .....

(•|•) ¤|¤

But they just look like faces "

Just get your cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(•)(•)

My nipples are bigger!

QoT's nipples were weird "

Cheeky better perky than around my knees x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the loo for a wank/quickie thinking of that fit nurse that keeps walking past. Then get MRSA!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(^)(^) gets my tits out "

My cock for your tits

8======D~~~

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would just like to point out we are not waiting in a hospital waiting room!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

To the OP

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BOO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Farts don't stink, they are 100% pure Oxygen and nobody can hear me scream or anything..

That should distract ya!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'This here is a very special 'casion...our weddin' night, and we need a good room with a strong bed.'

The clerk winked and asked, 'Do you want the Bridal?'

The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, 'No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(^)(^) gets my tits out

My cock for your tits

8======D~~~ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"We now have a 5 hour ish wait to hear anything from the hospital!!

I have finished work for the day so that's distraction gone!!

So come on you lot

Distract me please "

Can I join in with your distraction please? Another 2 hours for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's p'ing down here, I'm soaked and have just won a wet t shirt competition and my nipples are cold (•)(•)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We now have a 5 hour ish wait to hear anything from the hospital!!

I have finished work for the day so that's distraction gone!!

So come on you lot

Distract me please

Can I join in with your distraction please? Another 2 hours for me x"

Of course you can!

We have another 4 hours yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could do my elephant impression?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's p'ing down here, I'm soaked and have just won a wet t shirt competition and my nipples are cold (•)(•)"

How do you get so wet t-shirt at work ?

Is there a leaky roof ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's p'ing down here, I'm soaked and have just won a wet t shirt competition and my nipples are cold (•)(•)

How do you get so wet t-shirt at work ?

Is there a leaky roof ? "

No, they actually let me out now and again. Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's p'ing down here, I'm soaked and have just won a wet t shirt competition and my nipples are cold (•)(•)

How do you get so wet t-shirt at work ?

Is there a leaky roof ? "
sounds like a fun place to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cards....fancy strip poker?

Now your talking

Please tell me that your not wearing much already "

Not much at all summer dress and underwear so wont take long.

And im shit at poker

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"We now have a 5 hour ish wait to hear anything from the hospital!!

I have finished work for the day so that's distraction gone!!

So come on you lot

Distract me please

Can I join in with your distraction please? Another 2 hours for me x

Of course you can!

We have another 4 hours yet "

Long bloody wait isn't it! The forums certainly help tho. Thinking of you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have cards....fancy strip poker?

Now your talking

Please tell me that your not wearing much already

Not much at all summer dress and underwear so wont take long.

And im shit at poker"

Game on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We now have a 5 hour ish wait to hear anything from the hospital!!

I have finished work for the day so that's distraction gone!!

So come on you lot

Distract me please

Can I join in with your distraction please? Another 2 hours for me x

Of course you can!

We have another 4 hours yet

Long bloody wait isn't it! The forums certainly help tho. Thinking of you x"

The waiting is the worst bit. Few more hours for us to hear news

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