FabSwingers.com forum: Bellend...

By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Was the best insult I could muster for a guy who just hit my car from behind.

Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?"

He sniggered, then apologised and apart from a nice dent in my rear end (insert jokes) all is well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?" "

Considering I know your occupation I'm shocked at the utter foul language your using!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit is a fave of mine when experiencing road rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbnuts or tit is my curse words at the moment!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol I am sure there are a. Few women that would like a bell end in their read end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol - I think bellend just about sums it up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about fucktard I am on a discalpinary for calling my boss a fucktard so it's got to be a good one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about fucktard I am on a discalpinary for calling my boss a fucktard so it's got to be a good one lol"

Fucktard is a good one!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Numbnuts or tit is my curse words at the moment!!

I might have to borrow numbnuts, that's a bloody great word!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?"

Considering I know your occupation I'm shocked at the utter foul language your using!!

Yeah... You have a point. Luckily I'm 'off duty' for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about fucktard I am on a discalpinary for calling my boss a fucktard so it's got to be a good one lol"
love it........... new word for me to use...... brill!!!!!

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By *uper_gMan
over a year ago

london

.......think I will stick with "stupid cunt!"... Bit foul I know I'm sorry!!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I like numbnuts always makes me giggle when my OH uses it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".......think I will stick with "stupid cunt!"... Bit foul I know I'm sorry!!!"

Ants favourite insult too!!!

Lou x

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

".......think I will stick with "stupid cunt!"... Bit foul I know I'm sorry!!!"

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My favourite right now is popcorn head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave for name calling is Twat and for when things go wrong it's Tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have used arse bandit as he's just dented in your rear end

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Shit stain when I'm in a good mood when not there mothers get insulted. I'm a good boy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!

* and the car of course!!

Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could use(barnpot) or cretin...or I quite like nobrot lol

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!

* and the car of course!!

Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!"

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

as much as I hate the "c" word, there are certain people whom I can only describe as, cunt bubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Scotland it has to be bawbag !!!!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I am partial to "asshat" as an insult

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!

* and the car of course!!

Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!"

Not too bruised thanks Obi... I'll live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the big question should be, was he hot and did you get his number?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cuntus twatus maximus rolls off the tongue rather well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!

* and the car of course!!

Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to call Injury Lawyers 4 U. They're there for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titwank or bampot

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If I shunt you from Behind will you ring my ding a ling too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was the best insult I could muster for a guy who just hit my car from behind.

Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?"

He sniggered, then apologised and apart from a nice dent in my rear end (insert jokes) all is well."

Was he good looking ? Did you get his number ? Coffee meet perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cupid stunt is a nice insult but be thankful - at least 5k for whiplash!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

He's called to apologise again and is actually very amusing on the phone. I don't recall what he looked like... Was busy fuming!

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

"He's called to apologise again and is actually very amusing on the phone. I don't recall what he looked like... Was busy fuming!

ooo Maybe he's on here reading this an trying to make amends.....I think that SHOULD be creepy......but It would be sexy as hell lol

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Should have used arse bandit as he's just dented in your rear end

Oi! Where's my offer to come and rub it better?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's called to apologise again and is actually very amusing on the phone. I don't recall what he looked like... Was busy fuming!

Perhaps he was looking at your rear view mirror trying to get a better look at you when he bumped you from behind.

Could be the start of something naughty!

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

UPDATE! Just had a beautiful bouquet delivered with another apology! What a nice man... If only he could drive properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah hes no longer a wank head then

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Still deserving of the title of "wazzock"

But at least you got some flowers for taking it in the rear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE! Just had a beautiful bouquet delivered with another apology! What a nice man... If only he could drive properly!

Smooth I like his style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucknuts.

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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Still a bellend - but a remorseful one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smegdick is my put down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like , " did your mother have any kids that lived " from the film, full metal jacket

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