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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!! "Stephen and the twins? | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?"I think he means cock and balls but then again with obi you never know | |||
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"My ex gets annoyed with me for knowing him so well that he can't pretend to be enigmatic with me. He also gets annoyed with me if I make an assumption/reason incorrectly on something he about to do. What can't you 'win' whatever you do? " nout an ex is an ex | |||
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"I couldn't give a stuff what my ex feels unless it was in a box he was in then o would be overjoyed x" It's jokey. We love each other just not in a romantic way. So you're can't win is that the ex isn't yet in a box? | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?"I think he maybe his bits | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?
I think he means cock and balls but then again with obi you never know "I've never heard it called that before. I wouldn't like any Stephens or twins to feel threatened by a bacon slicer that Obi might be wielding. | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!! "Matched 4 numbers on lucky dip once.....one day  | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?
I think he means cock and balls but then again with obi you never know
I've never heard it called that before. I wouldn't like any Stephens or twins to feel threatened by a bacon slicer that Obi might be wielding."Can't remember where I first heard the term (I'm not an eastenders fan, honest!!) - but it makes a nice change from meat and two veg! | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?
I think he means cock and balls but then again with obi you never know
I've never heard it called that before. I wouldn't like any Stephens or twins to feel threatened by a bacon slicer that Obi might be wielding.
Can't remember where I first heard the term (I'm not an eastenders fan, honest!!) - but it makes a nice change from meat and two veg! "Stephen and twins sounds very meaty. | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?
I think he means cock and balls but then again with obi you never know
I've never heard it called that before. I wouldn't like any Stephens or twins to feel threatened by a bacon slicer that Obi might be wielding."On a separate note - an old work colleague divorced her husband of 20 years after she caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!! We were all a bit concerned for him til she said the 'bacon slicer' in question was 19 and blonde and worked in the local butchers!!  | |||
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"The sodding lottery! Lucky dips my arse - as lucky as catching Stephen and the twins in a bacon slicer!!
Stephen and the twins?
I think he means cock and balls but then again with obi you never know "I had to go back and read the first few posts three times wondering who the flipin 'eck Stephen and the twins were lol From now on I'll go to the end of the thread and work backwards  | |||
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"You know you can't win when you ask your (now ex) wife "what's wrong" and her reply it's, "well if you don't know I'm not telling you"" That'll teach you to ask. | |||
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