FabSwingers.com forum: Pointless Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me something completely pointless and irrelevant...

Therefore making this thread completely relevant with a point.

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

Its been raining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is in in a huff cos I'm singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its getting dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

The answer when we asked a 100 people if theyd ever fucked a Goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Tuesday tomorrow

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Just cut my toenails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got hit with an arrow today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just pinched and rolled my left testicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has no redeeming feature !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mate and he wears trainers

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

the letter 'H' is spelt aitch ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bumped my little toe on my desk drawer this morning! It only hurt a tiny little bit!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Just cut my toenails"

made me laugh so hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee this is like reading my facebook page !!!!!!!!!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I bumped my little toe on my desk drawer this morning! It only hurt a tiny little bit!

Oooooh bugger!! Nothing hurts as bad as stubbing a toe

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Just cut my toenails"

made me laugh so hard

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

just downloaded some podcasts for my morning commute tomorrow.... very specialist it is....

aussie rugby league!!!!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

I, David have been to budgens with only 2 items of clothing on...oh..and flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just uploaded a pic of Luke walking out of the sea after a swim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just cut my toenails

made me laugh so hard

So much you had to mention it twice? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a broken pencil- can't get more pointless than that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am listening to Tommy Shaw, HE ROCKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just uploaded a pic of Luke walking out of the sea after a swim!

Cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hoop is STILL naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ear-wig conversations of strangers and mentally give your opinion say AYE!

..it's ok cos I do it too!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"My dog is in in a huff cos I'm singing"

I've heard ya singing... you are lucky the windows are trebled glazed!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog is in in a huff cos I'm singing

I've heard ya singing... you are lucky the windows are trebled glazed!!! lol

Cheeky! Next time yer in Glasgow.....yer on yer own!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need a wee but I am comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable "

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

She might have a comode

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"the letter 'H' is spelt aitch ...."

It's spelt 'h' but pronounced 'aitch'!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

She might have a comode

I'll get her a "she-wee" for xmas... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the letter 'H' is spelt aitch ....

It's spelt 'h' but pronounced 'aitch'!!!

Only in england

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

She might have a comode

Or PVC trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

She might have a comode

I'll get her a "she-wee" for xmas... lol"

They're a braw invention

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol "

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

Lol ok ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

Lol ok ok "

Otherwise you may see the very local version of Niagra Falls

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

Lol ok ok "

Bloody hell- thats a big old wee- you must have been bursting and have numb bum now........want it slapping back to life?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

Lol ok ok

Bloody hell- thats a big old wee- you must have been bursting and have numb bum now........want it slapping back to life?

Might as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

Lol ok ok

Bloody hell- thats a big old wee- you must have been bursting and have numb bum now........want it slapping back to life?

Might as well lol

Wow! i'm bowled over by your enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin men due tomorrow for blue and green bins

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

No on the sofa I will go in a minute as I am actually desperate to go lol

Dammit woman- stop typing and go pee- or at least take your phone with you

Lol ok ok

Bloody hell- thats a big old wee- you must have been bursting and have numb bum now........want it slapping back to life?

Might as well lol

Wow! i'm bowled over by your enthusiasm

Woopie

is that better?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not pooing properly since Saturdays meet.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"not pooing properly since Saturdays meet."

you need senitkol or whatever it's called

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've just wasted two minutes of my life

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'm a year older this week and I don't want to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well lol

Wow! i'm bowled over by your enthusiasm

Woopie

is that better?? Lol "

It would have been if you'd spelt 'Whoopie!' correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins can't fly.... Neither can they bloody dance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just wasted two minutes of my life

If this is the lady posting. Then tell me who did you "pull" then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Might as well lol

Wow! i'm bowled over by your enthusiasm

Woopie

is that better?? Lol

It would have been if you'd spelt 'Whoopie!' correctly

That's mr auto correct I will sleep soundly this evening knowing how to spell whoopie correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well lol

Wow! i'm bowled over by your enthusiasm

Woopie

is that better?? Lol

It would have been if you'd spelt 'Whoopie!' correctly

That's mr auto correct I will sleep soundly this evening knowing how to spell whoopie correctly

One of lifes essential skills you know

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"not pooing properly since Saturdays meet."

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Might as well lol

Wow! i'm bowled over by your enthusiasm

Woopie

is that better?? Lol

It would have been if you'd spelt 'Whoopie!' correctly

That's mr auto correct I will sleep soundly this evening knowing how to spell whoopie correctly

One of lifes essential skills you know

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not pooing properly since Saturdays meet."

Reminds me of Bad Santa "Girl, you ain't gonna shit right for a week"

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

i fully agree.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cunty f'king fish flaps!

*not my foof btw*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cunty f'king fish flaps!

*not my foof btw*"

I was thinking foof before you said that last bit. Still made me laugh though, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not pooing properly since Saturdays meet.

I'm banning my husband from the forums....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cunty f'king fish flaps!

*not my foof btw*

I was thinking foof before you said that last bit. Still made me laugh though, lol "

Knew someone would think foof that's why I added the extra bit

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've just wasted two minutes of my life

If this is the lady posting. Then tell me who did you "pull" then

It was reading your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been downloading some ambient sexy music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just wasted two minutes of my life

If this is the lady posting. Then tell me who did you "pull" then

It was reading your profile

Wasted time reading my profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cunty f'king fish flaps!

*not my foof btw*

I was thinking foof before you said that last bit. Still made me laugh though, lol

Knew someone would think foof that's why I added the extra bit

Can I add a bit to your bits

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

this week the paper and food bins were emptied after the recycling and general rubbish bins..

unusual..

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've just wasted two minutes of my life

If this is the lady posting. Then tell me who did you "pull" then

It was reading your profile

Wasted time reading my profile?

I'm only pulling your leg...

...please don't cry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not pooing properly since Saturdays meet.

I'm banning my husband from the forums....

I can understand why

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have just made ma sarnies for work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just wasted two minutes of my life

If this is the lady posting. Then tell me who did you "pull" then

It was reading your profile

Wasted time reading my profile?

I'm only pulling your leg...

...please don't cry..."

Too late. Damage is done. Although I can be bought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy some strawberries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting ready for a naughty little visitor tomorrow

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"I need a wee but I am comfortable

What? comfortable sat in your own wee puddle?

She might have a comode

I'll get her a "she-wee" for xmas... lol"

dare I even ask wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toe-nails need clipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just trimmed my bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I like new version of excel

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"not pooing properly since Saturdays meet.

I'm banning my husband from the forums....

Hahaha, brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Will I get a chance to see it and then say "what a lovely garden you have"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My toe-nails need clipping

Fuck toe nails, they serve no purpose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting ready for a naughty little visitor tomorrow

Cumon then, spill the beans....?!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I've just trimmed my bush

Privet hedge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in work

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Privet hedge?

It were starting to look like one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting ready for a naughty little visitor tomorrow

Cumon then, spill the beans....?!

mmm well she's a cheeky little minx with a yummy bum and loves to try wind me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???"

Kate Bush you Mong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting ready for a naughty little visitor tomorrow

Cumon then, spill the beans....?!

mmm well she's a cheeky little minx with a yummy bum and loves to try wind me up

The poor girl, dunno how she's gonna put up with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

I hope me and a female forum member is included in that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

I hope me and a female forum member is included in that?

One's lips is sealed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a MMF three-some with Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

Oh! Not that kind of Pointless?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

I hope me and a female forum member is included in that?

One's lips is sealed!

Not for long I bet

. So can I see your garden then. So I can give my opinion on your bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a MMF three-some with Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

Oh! Not that kind of Pointless?

Going by what you said in another thread. It should be me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

I hope me and a female forum member is included in that?

One's lips is sealed!

Not for long I bet

. So can I see your garden then. So I can give my opinion on your bush

No bush here to look at now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting ready for a naughty little visitor tomorrow

Cumon then, spill the beans....?!

mmm well she's a cheeky little minx with a yummy bum and loves to try wind me up

The poor girl, dunno how she's gonna put up with you!

Lol she's going to be sorry for all the smart arse remarks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

I hope me and a female forum member is included in that?

One's lips is sealed!

Not for long I bet

. So can I see your garden then. So I can give my opinion on your bush

No bush here to look at now

You said it was trimmed. So thought you may have cut it into a shape of something? No harm in looking though is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

I hope me and a female forum member is included in that?

One's lips is sealed!

ooo so which lucky 2 are you going to have your wicked ways

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

Yeah, but does it invole Kate Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just trimmed my bush

Is Kate aware of this

Kate???

Kate Bush you Mong lol

Shut up plonker.. I have other things on me mind right now

like what

A kinky 3some!

Yeah, but does it invole Kate Bush

I know, haha...Blonde moment! Doh!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok Jangels, if you need a new username how does Blonde Mong sound lol

*runs for cover*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I'm taking a little offence at the term Mong being used in this context

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I'm taking a little offence at the term Mong being used in this context

sorry hun if it's offended, I'll refrain from using it again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

The answer when we asked a 100 people if theyd ever fucked a Goat. "
was that survey done in Wales

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