FabSwingers.com forum: Presents

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's my birthday this week....

What present would you buy me?

And why?

And please take into consideration the fact that I am sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy u an angel kit cos I am sure the one u r currently sporting is a little tarnished and grubby !!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pamper day .....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A big fook off beach towel....

reasons should not be required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get you some strawberries and cream to eat on the beach while you're sat on the big fuck off beach towel that some other generous Forumite is getting you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would get you a custom made Ryan saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would get you a halo as the other one you must have lost on Saturday xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would get you a custom made Ryan saddle"

So I could ride you Ryan ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would get you a custom made Ryan saddle

So I could ride you Ryan ?

Yes. As fast as you like with no danger of falling off

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"It's my birthday this week....

What present would you buy me?

And why?

And please take into consideration the fact that I am sweet and innocent

From where we are looking, you have everything..

So perhaps a cooled bottle of Champagne under a large parasol and crystal flutes. With that, a hamper to your liking and Mrs Rumour and myself to wait on you hand and foot (or anywhere else we are invited!)

As to the why? Well, we get to spend time on the beach with two very sexy looking people and you get spoilt!! Win, Win!!

Gotta say, both fit as fook!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A puppy to take for long walks on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A puppy to take for long walks on the beach"

King Charles please!!! Tri colour

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"A puppy to take for long walks on the beach

King Charles please!!! Tri colour

As in THE King Charles, didn't realise he was tri coloured but as its your birthday i will try to pull a few strings at the palace

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd buy you a live chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy you a picnic hamper full of nibbles and ice cold wine. In hope you would invite me to share it on the beach

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I would buy you a picnic hamper full of nibbles and ice cold wine. In hope you would invite me to share it on the beach

don't forget bonios as she has a puppy now

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I've just invented an automatic spanking machine for use when oh is just too tired to do it himself, it comes with a variety of paddles and can also double as a burglar deterrent a la home alone.

It's yours my dear x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy you a live chicken. "

Ok!! A pretty coloured one? Or could I have a cock instead?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd buy you a pamper day and a beach hut, so you can keep stuff at the beach

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'd buy you a live chicken.

Ok!! A pretty coloured one? Or could I have a cock instead?

i will buy you a cockatoo or is that a cock or to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my birthday this week....

What present would you buy me?

And why?

I know what I'd give ya and you do too!

Too rude to post here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd buy you a live chicken. "

Why, is Colin dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shall look forward to recieving my lovely presents of chickens ect

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall look forward to recieving my lovely presents of chickens ect

Thank you

Aren't you a lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall look forward to recieving my lovely presents of chickens ect

Thank you

Aren't you a lucky girl

Ha ha!! Aren't I just

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