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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In reply to another thread, and to help settle an argument, how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a lynx can or sky remote to measure mine with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a lynx can or sky remote to measure mine with "

If ya only got 2", neither would help ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to show my cock size in a pic Nxt to one of those mini cans that I get when we stay at hotels !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 12inches...but don't use it as a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest."

Yeah. But only cos it makes me mega-manly knowing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest.

Yeah. But only cos it makes me mega-manly knowing it. "

....or deluded.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men measuring there cocks we don't do it do we lads..only 7.5 inch myself

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I did. An ex wanted to know (while i was with her) and i had no idea at the time. So we made an evening of it

It does what i need it to do and measurements and dimensions come up only when asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No - but one of my Fab buddies did!

Costing me a fortune in blackmail money!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously... What's the deal with the remotes, cans and lynx ??? Have to say, looks rather childish to me, but hey... Each to there own!!

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

We all do... and we wonder why women have trouble parking... its because we keep telling them our cocks are 8 inches so when they reverse into a spot and we say its ok you have 6 inches... crash!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a special elastic tape measure to measure mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured my cock for length or width. Width would be easy to measure but at what point do you measure length????

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick


"Never measured my cock for length or width. Width would be easy to measure but at what point do you measure length???? "

Well looking at some guys pictures compared to the length stated I was say the bottom of the bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

N I've never asked a guy I'm intending to meet wot size he was either

If his cock pic is in public gallery I take little note of the size cos most guys know if u photograph from certain angles the average dick can look like donkey dong!

And in the end whatever size it is that's all it'll ever be so WHY WORRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest.

Yeah. But only cos it makes me mega-manly knowing it.

....or deluded..... "

Hey ya know what?

There are a bazzillion reasons why I'm fucking deluded.

Measuring my cock is just kinda one of them.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Every single man has measured and anyone who denies it is lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it REALLY matter? Has anyone ever checked your measurement was accurate??? Dont ever remember thinking "hmmm, looks more like 7.25 to me". And ....how precise should the measurent be???? So many questions...so little time....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If you really stretch your foreskin you can get another couple of inches out of it.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once had a 'cock-off' at University where the biggest phallus won £1.

That is the only time I have gauged my penis.

For all the girls on tenterhooks to know the result, I came second but to be fare the winner was a fucking freak.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Does it REALLY matter?"

To some women and couples...yes it does. Otherwise, guys won't do it.

On a broader note, just as society bombards women about their shape, size and vital statistics and assets, so to do men get the same from an early age. Just one of those things.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"I don't have a lynx can or sky remote to measure mine with "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I once had a 'cock-off' at University where the biggest phallus won £1.

That is the only time I have gauged my penis.

For all the girls on tenterhooks to know the result, I came second but to be fare the winner was a fucking freak."

I had two friends who used to play a game of shove ha'penny with theirs

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I once had a 'cock-off' at University where the biggest phallus won £1.

That is the only time I have gauged my penis.

For all the girls on tenterhooks to know the result, I came second but to be fare the winner was a fucking freak.

I had two friends who used to play a game of shove ha'penny with theirs"

LOL did they wear helmets on their helmets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a 'cock-off' at University where the biggest phallus won £1.

That is the only time I have gauged my penis.

For all the girls on tenterhooks to know the result, I came second but to be fare the winner was a fucking freak.

I had two friends who used to play a game of shove ha'penny with theirs"

Hopefully on a smooth surface!

Imagine the friction burns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single man has measured and anyone who denies it is lying. "

That's simply not true.....there are only two lies that men tell, one is that they have never wanked and the other is that they are giving it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it REALLY matter? Has anyone ever checked your measurement was accurate??? Dont ever remember thinking "hmmm, looks more like 7.25 to me". And ....how precise should the measurent be???? So many questions...so little time.... "

i never asked if size mattered, i simply asked if men measured there cocks, in response to another thread where someone stated most men measure but i disagree as out of all the people we have met i think only 1 stated the size of his penis when asked.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Every single man has measured and anyone who denies it is lying. "

This.

However, not every man feels the need to display theirs next to household items...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was relieved when my last partner said a small cock wouldn't affect our sex life...

Then she showed me it!

I'll get my coat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it REALLY matter? Has anyone ever checked your measurement was accurate??? Dont ever remember thinking "hmmm, looks more like 7.25 to me". And ....how precise should the measurent be???? So many questions...so little time....

i never asked if size mattered, i simply asked if men measured there cocks, in response to another thread where someone stated most men measure but i disagree as out of all the people we have met i think only 1 stated the size of his penis when asked."

Well you've not met many men on your verifications to judge by.

As you can see a few guys in this thread have measured their cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reply to another thread, and to help settle an argument, how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest."

I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the guys who measure their cocks are too busy doing just that to chat in forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have. Don't see what there is to be embarrassed or ashamed about in doing so either?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured before

Should I do it from base?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I've never measured before

Should I do it from base? "

A lot of guys do it from their arsehole I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats somethin ive never done..dont see the point,i think my cock is a good size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a displacement method of measurement involving a bowl filled with cold custard …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a displacement method of measurement involving a bowl filled with cold custard … "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill measure from my arsehole over my head and down to my cock and up it and back down,

It's 6 ft 2 is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not measuring mine until there's an industry standard method.......

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my cock is the perfect length,and width.

Well it's always given me complete sexual satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a displacement method of measurement involving a bowl filled with cold custard … "

I think in the end u will find its merely a trifle

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I only measured my cock once, because people were posting about measuring your cock.... I thought it was the norm that people did that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it REALLY matter? Has anyone ever checked your measurement was accurate??? Dont ever remember thinking "hmmm, looks more like 7.25 to me". And ....how precise should the measurent be???? So many questions...so little time....

i never asked if size mattered, i simply asked if men measured there cocks, in response to another thread where someone stated most men measure but i disagree as out of all the people we have met i think only 1 stated the size of his penis when asked.

Well you've not met many men on your verifications to judge by.

As you can see a few guys in this thread have measured their cocks!"

so 10 veris from men and only 1 had mearsured isnt a number to go by, also have met many at clubs (speak to and play) and from other sites, so again ill say i didnt say size matters, i asked a question to see how many have measured and it seems by this thread more havent than have.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Measured my prick and he's just under six foot ......

Joanne

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single man has measured and anyone who denies it is lying. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i have before 6" long and 5.2" girth. Not big but its what I have and there's nothing I can do, so I just learn to use it, and how to use my tongue well too

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I once wished that my cock touched the ground,,

A few seconds later it did, ,,

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Then I had to get up off the floor,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex did and then I later found out her friends all did the same as a laugh!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"In reply to another thread, and to help settle an argument, how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest."

never measured mine, have no intention on doing so....

think it is down to stroke people's ego... not sure why it is the selling point it is... unless it does something unique like the horse racing results... not sure why the big song and dance is made of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just measured mine at the weekend when I was with a lady friend. she was pleased that her estimate was spot on for length, but surprised at my large girth. complained I made her jaw ache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've measured mine so regularly that now when I look back through the spreadsheets and graphs I have produced from the data, I have found that during a spring high tide my length increases by around a half inch.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"I've measured mine so regularly that now when I look back through the spreadsheets and graphs I have produced from the data, I have found that during a spring high tide my length increases by around a half inch. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I have and was please with the result lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im gonna measure mine tonight,thats if I find my micrometer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In reply to another thread, and to help settle an argument, how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest.

never measured mine, have no intention on doing so....

think it is down to stroke people's ego... not sure why it is the selling point it is... unless it does something unique like the horse racing results... not sure why the big song and dance is made of it..."

this is exactly my point, someone stated that every man has measured his cock, i said i disagreed as i no plenty that havent, so thought id ask the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that why shatter proof rulers were invented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured my 6.765 inch cock before, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured my 6.765 inch cock before, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a mans rule, stanly fax max should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In reply to another thread, and to help settle an argument, how many guys on here have measured there cock, come on guys be honest.

never measured mine, have no intention on doing so....

think it is down to stroke people's ego... not sure why it is the selling point it is... unless it does something unique like the horse racing results... not sure why the big song and dance is made of it..."

Hmmm, I agree and disagree with you there Fabio. I agree that letting the world know how big your manhood is would be a bit 'silverback' and egotistical (or even ego-testicle!) but I'll be honest, I've measured mine (ok, after a bottle of wine admittedly) but purely just out of curiosity rather than anything else. I'd hazard a guess that other guys have too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never measured my 6.765 inch cock before, lmao "

So good you measured it twice

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I fail to see how anyone made it past adolescence without doing this at least once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit, it's a neap tide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shit, it's a neap tide."

But only in the first and third quarters of the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fail to see how anyone made it past adolescence without doing this at least once...."

I'd hope more than once.

Otherwise where's the reproducibility of your measurements then.

Sure it was 10 inches on the first measurement so then I stopped checking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never as little can be done so stuck with what you have.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"my ex did and then I later found out her friends all did the same as a laugh!"

What? Her mates measured yours too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did thing at school in loos how many fingers to hold it, I did 3 pissed on 2.lol

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