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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man came home from work and was met in the kitchen by his wife.

“Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.

"Ah, no” replied her husband, a little confused. She gave him a sexy

little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly

reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and

pulled out a crumpled £20 note. He took the crumpled £20 note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen £50 note all crumpled up?" she then asked

her husband. "Uh no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his

voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,

and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a

crumpled £50 note. He took the crumpled £50 note and

started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said (while obviously becoming even more excited).

"Well, go look in the garage!” she said.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to see the doctor and he said, "What seems to be the problem?"

I replied, "Well it started as an headache, but now I've got a bedsore from sitting in your waiting room for so fucking long."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did Nivea Cream?

Because Max Factor.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

What to crocs and bjs from men have in common.... they both feel good but when you look down and see them you realise you are gay.... this told to me today by my 16 year old son while Shopping for holiday shoes lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

how do you know a leper sent you mail

his tongue is still on the stamp lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great one from Rik Mayall tribute last night. Whilst filming bottom he turnns to the audience and shouts "what does the man with the world's biggest cock have for breakfast?......well I had a bolied egg this morning. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took the job at the bakery because I kneaded dough

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