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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got a meet today with a sub lady and she wants me to take some things with me and put them in her fanny I've got toys but she wants me to use normal everyday objects food etc

As anybody got any ideas off what I can take?

All ready got cucumber, banana bottle of beer toys

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Maybe a nice vindaloo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For gods sake be careful with the beer bottle you don't want to end up like Fatty Arbuckle...

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

A walls feast ice cream.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Have you got any kippers?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Tv remote? Deodorant can.

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

bottles can be dangerous as they can cause a vacum and be hard to remove, other than that how about a marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha poor ladies foof is going to look like a supermarket aisle!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Pop into,your local charity shop and ask if they've got any stuff for,James Blunt - and wink. They'll know what you mean. And. You'll save £££s into the bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tv remote? Deodorant can."

Arent they wot guys normally use to measure their dicks wiv not put up a womans fadge? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Tv remote? Deodorant can.

Arent they wot guys normally use to measure their dicks wiv not put up a womans fadge? Lol "

Precisely thought he might have them to hand hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bog Brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's what she's into it could be exciting...you never know what you'll find left over from last time. Could you have a wee root round for my car keys??? cant find them anywhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet baby Jesus

You choose what to use on the woman .. be it a loo brush or a copy of Hello Magazine

I am off to the nunnery this is too much for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush "

laugh*cringe*laugh again!!

Naughty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush "

How classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet baby Jesus

You choose what to use on the woman .. be it a loo brush or a copy of Hello Magazine

I am off to the nunnery this is too much for me

"

Im with you sister flo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???"

That's what I was referring to in my post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???

That's what I was referring to in my post."

He actually got sent down for it too. Even though it were consensus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???

That's what I was referring to in my post.

He actually got sent down for it too. Even though it were consensus! "

Use a plastic one, just fill it with water so it stays solid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???

That's what I was referring to in my post.

He actually got sent down for it too. Even though it were consensus!

Use a plastic one, just fill it with water so it stays solid "

3ltr for good measure.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???

That's what I was referring to in my post.

He actually got sent down for it too. Even though it were consensus!

Use a plastic one, just fill it with water so it stays solid

3ltr for good measure.. haha "

6pint milk carton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tv remote? Deodorant can.

Arent they wot guys normally use to measure their dicks wiv not put up a womans fadge? Lol

Precisely thought he might have them to hand hehe "

Lmao, good thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If that's what she's into it could be exciting...you never know what you'll find left over from last time. Could you have a wee root round for my car keys??? cant find them anywhere....

"

Yea will do what makes your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush "

Multitasking springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give the bottle a miss if I were you, my ex's mate and his misses ended up in A&E as the bottle smashed inside her causing muliple damage.. Ain't even worth it!!

Maybe tell your meet to have a few things ready herself ???

That's what I was referring to in my post.

He actually got sent down for it too. Even though it were consensus!

Use a plastic one, just fill it with water so it stays solid "

Good idea will do that instead

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A Bog Brush "

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for "

Lol will you piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off "

Tuts

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

You need to consult with sticky Vicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts "

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat "

Why am I being picked on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

Why am I being picked on "

Your not yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

Why am I being picked on

Your not yet lol "

I'm hiding in the jacuzzi all night now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

Why am I being picked on

Your not yet lol

I'm hiding in the jacuzzi all night now "

No point we know where you are now

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

chopped chilli ... that'll make her jump about a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

Why am I being picked on

Your not yet lol

I'm hiding in the jacuzzi all night now

No point we know where you are now "

Been informed its only a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

Why am I being picked on

Your not yet lol

I'm hiding in the jacuzzi all night now

No point we know where you are now

Been informed its only a little one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chicken then you can have a bird inside a bird lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Bog Brush

So that's what bambi is taking the camera for

Lol will you piss off

Tuts

No very nice language oh I forgot I have a front row seat

Why am I being picked on

Your not yet lol

I'm hiding in the jacuzzi all night now

No point we know where you are now

Been informed its only a little one

"

I meant the jacuzzi of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her dripping wet then force her own panties up inside of her. Let them soak up her juices & then stuff them into her mouth.

Then fuck her calling her a little sub whore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make her dripping wet then force her own panties up inside of her. Let them soak up her juices & then stuff them into her mouth.

Then fuck her calling her a little sub whore.

"

I need help, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up a traffic cone on your way through?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phone in a plastic bag and then call the number.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"A chicken then you can have a bird inside a bird lol."

using a feather is kinky.

using the whole chicken is feckin perverted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooty and Sweep glove puppets on each hand. Alternatively of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make her dripping wet then force her own panties up inside of her. Let them soak up her juices & then stuff them into her mouth.

Then fuck her calling her a little sub whore.

"

I like that one

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

electric tooth brush works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av a look see how much room there is

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