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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My poor upper lip has been waxed to within an inch of its life. Ouchhhhhhg

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Yowch!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think a handle bar mustache would suit you.

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By *ucyhenry69Couple
over a year ago

Hampton


"My poor upper lip has been waxed to within an inch of its life. Ouchhhhhhg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a bit of fanny hair to tickle my tongue tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have it threaded next time its much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a handle bar mustache would suit you. "

Yeah I'm not sure it would lol! Nor is the killer hot flush!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I think a handle bar mustache would suit you. "

Ooooh she could get some wax and twirl the ends like a silent film baddie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash "

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"have it threaded next time its much better "

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My poor upper lip has been waxed to within an inch of its life. Ouchhhhhhg"

Why on earth wld uou want to do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!! "

Ice cube mask tonight, failing that pop your head in the freezer for ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers "

What?! Why the hell not!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ouchee I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

Ice cube mask tonight, failing that pop your head in the freezer for ten minutes "

You seem to be awfully familiar with facial waxing Foxy...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!! "
Read what you just wrote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers "

the actual having it done is more painful but I find it settles down quicker than waxing

I had my arm pits threaded once, that was an experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!! Read what you just wrote! "

oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouchee I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

Ice cube mask tonight, failing that pop your head in the freezer for ten minutes

You seem to be awfully familiar with facial waxing Foxy... "

Movember - a guy at work had his tache waxed at the end of the month

Let's just say he regretted it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouchee I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

Ice cube mask tonight, failing that pop your head in the freezer for ten minutes

You seem to be awfully familiar with facial waxing Foxy...

Movember - a guy at work had his tache waxed at the end of the month

Let's just say he regretted it "

My ex did Movember... You're giving me awfully wicked thoughts!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers

What?! Why the hell not! "

Because it doesn't work on red or blonde hair...my local salon are just training for it and asked the trainers. Apparently it only works on hair that has brown/black pigment and as it zaps the root, dying my pubes black won't help either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouchee I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

Ice cube mask tonight, failing that pop your head in the freezer for ten minutes

You seem to be awfully familiar with facial waxing Foxy...

Movember - a guy at work had his tache waxed at the end of the month

Let's just say he regretted it

My ex did Movember... You're giving me awfully wicked thoughts!!! "

Mick jagger had nothing on him

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers

What?! Why the hell not!

Because it doesn't work on red or blonde hair...my local salon are just training for it and asked the trainers. Apparently it only works on hair that has brown/black pigment and as it zaps the root, dying my pubes black won't help either "
Well I didn't know that!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

well my head hair colour don't match me fanny so i can have laser lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouchee I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

Ice cube mask tonight, failing that pop your head in the freezer for ten minutes

You seem to be awfully familiar with facial waxing Foxy...

Movember - a guy at work had his tache waxed at the end of the month

Let's just say he regretted it

My ex did Movember... You're giving me awfully wicked thoughts!!!

Mick jagger had nothing on him "

After the row we had on Monday I've got a terribly sadistic look on my masochistic face mwahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well my head hair colour don't match me fanny so i can have laser lol "

next time my gynae is lasering my insides I'll tell him to laser the outside!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

isnt there a laser thingy called a nono .. saw it on shopping tv .. is it any good . not letting any wax near me ..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers

What?! Why the hell not!

Because it doesn't work on red or blonde hair...my local salon are just training for it and asked the trainers. Apparently it only works on hair that has brown/black pigment and as it zaps the root, dying my pubes black won't help either Well I didn't know that!"

It's most effective on pale skin and dark hair.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers

What?! Why the hell not!

Because it doesn't work on red or blonde hair...my local salon are just training for it and asked the trainers. Apparently it only works on hair that has brown/black pigment and as it zaps the root, dying my pubes black won't help either Well I didn't know that!"

Every day is a school day on Fab, Femme

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"well my head hair colour don't match me fanny so i can have laser lol

next time my gynae is lasering my insides I'll tell him to laser the outside!!"

Ask him to give your 'tache a quick zap Rubes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"isnt there a laser thingy called a nono .. saw it on shopping tv .. is it any good . not letting any wax near me .."
Load of expensive shite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well my head hair colour don't match me fanny so i can have laser lol

next time my gynae is lasering my insides I'll tell him to laser the outside!!

Ask him to give your 'tache a quick zap Rubes "

He doesn't do above the naval Caz!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"well my head hair colour don't match me fanny so i can have laser lol

next time my gynae is lasering my insides I'll tell him to laser the outside!!

Ask him to give your 'tache a quick zap Rubes

He doesn't do above the naval Caz!! "

Can you not do an explosive cough that doubles you over and just happens to whip your upper lip under the laser?

I obviously have far too much time on me hands to come up with these ideas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!! Read what you just wrote! "

I think a bit of slap'n'tickle is well in order

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"have it threaded next time its much better

I've had threading on my brows and found that much more painful than waxing...incidentally, I found out today that I can't have laser hair removal on my minge as it doesn't work for gingers

What?! Why the hell not!

Because it doesn't work on red or blonde hair...my local salon are just training for it and asked the trainers. Apparently it only works on hair that has brown/black pigment and as it zaps the root, dying my pubes black won't help either Well I didn't know that!

It's most effective on pale skin and dark hair."

But not on dark hair with dark skin. The best you can get is a thinning effect, for a lot of money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!! "

How do you give yourself a facial, how flexible are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouchee

I do hope it's calmed down a bit before the social tomorrow .... You don't want to turn up looking like Leslie Ash

Oh it will be fine by then. I'm giving myself another facial tomorrow before applying slap!!

How do you give yourself a facial, how flexible are you "

Handstand?

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