FabSwingers.com forum: hot beef injection

By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Having been offered a 'hot beef injection' the other day, which I can only assume was a euphemism, what is the worst/cheesiest sex-related term you can think of or have heard of?

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By *ancatMan
over a year ago

Norwich

That sounds like its in the top 10 of worst chat up line's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard lol ???

That has to be in the top ten lol

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"That sounds like its in the top 10 of worst chat up line's"

It made me feel slightly nauseous which I'm not sure was the desired effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have made me feel sick too

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I have a couple of hours to kill and have a hotel room. I have a delicious cock for you to suck".

That is my personal fave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he wanted you to feel a little hoarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I have a couple of hours to kill and have a hotel room. I have a delicious cock for you to suck".

That is my personal fave.

Get ya coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I have a couple of hours to kill and have a hotel room. I have a delicious cock for you to suck".

That is my personal fave.

I bet your knickers flew off on their own when you read that!

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By *ustyBrunette35Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

Can I let my snake run amok in your ladygarden.

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

and so many men wonder why they get nowhere!

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Anything to do with emptying balls is clearly a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can my boat dock in your harbour ( years ago that)

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

""I have a couple of hours to kill and have a hotel room. I have a delicious cock for you to suck".

That is my personal fave.

I bet your knickers flew off on their own when you read that!

Oh yeah. I ws in such a rush to get out the door I tripped over and fell on my face.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

""I have a couple of hours to kill and have a hotel room. I have a delicious cock for you to suck".

That is my personal fave.

Get ya coat..."

It's too hot for a coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been offered a 'hot beef injection' the other day, which I can only assume was a euphemism, what is the worst/cheesiest sex-related term you can think of or have heard of?"

Are you sure he wasn't just offering to buy you a Big Mac?

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I should have checked really

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By *avey351Man
over a year ago

bristol

How bout "do you like beef? Then suck my cock its dripping".

Obviously I've never used this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I have a couple of hours to kill and have a hotel room. I have a delicious cock for you to suck".

That is my personal fave.

Get ya coat...

It's too hot for a coat!

Oh..well leave it at home then

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i like a hot beef sandwich.....

I am hoping the injection bit is onions and mustard...

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Hold the mustard I'll have gravy

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was his name Ronald?

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Was his name Ronald?"

Sven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something lost in translation possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like diamonds ??? Well suck on this its a gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chat up line is nothing but pure class. I can't share it here because the more that know about it, the less it will work.

Maybe I will see one of you lucky ladies in a night club sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this, said to foreign ladies, "Got any English in you?", "Want some?"

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