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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so i am working on a farm today and the lady of the house keeps staring at me i think its because i have no top on and am quite ripped on my chest area i was wondering wether she mite like to join me for a little fun .or am i jus fantasising ? Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well....try taking your breeks off......if she screams then you know it is just you fantasising

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ask her if she would like some ploughing done. As long as there's no slurry pit on the farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......... As long as there's no slurry pit on the farm "

is that a euphemism as well??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha i thought of doing that but what if i am just over thinking the situation and she tells me to leave im probably likely to get sacked and arrested lol both of which r not on my to do list lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"......... As long as there's no slurry pit on the farm

is that a euphemism as well?? "

No, there was a thread about it yesterday about a man who was in court for wanking naked in a slurry pit.

OP: ask the lady if she would like you to plant your large carrot.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Are you sure it's not because you have a booger hanging out of your nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so i am working on a farm today and the lady of the house keeps staring at me i think its because i have no top on and am quite ripped on my chest area i was wondering wether she mite like to join me for a little fun .or am i jus fantasising ? Hmmmm "

Ask her for a drink of water to start with

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe she's wondering why you're online when you should be working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your digging naked as in your photo no wonder she is looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i already have a big bottle of water wiv me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lunchtime atm so there would be no reason for her to be continously starring at me smiling now and then . And the thing is i cant help looking back at her lol #abitarkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab a diet and put etta james on the stereo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab a diet and put etta james on the stereo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i already have a big bottle of water wiv me lol"

Does she know? Even if she does say it's gone warm and can you have some cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i already have a big bottle of water wiv me lol"

even more so why you should ask, a subtle hint that your making an excuse and have some interest back. give her smile and a a quick look up and down... maybe let yourself get "accidentally" caught looking at her arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how it's going I'm intrigued

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