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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man with a cow slurry fetish who threatened to kill a farmer who banned him from his land is to undergo a new psychiatric assessment, a judge ruled.

David Truscott, 44, was remanded to Langdon Hospital in Dawlish, Devon, in May after admitting threatening to kill the Cornish family on whose farm he rolled naked in animal muck.

At Exeter Crown Court, Judge Francis Gilbert issued a new interim hospital order for 12 weeks to assess Truscott.

It could be extended, the judge added.

As well as making threats to kill, Truscott also admitted threatening to destroy Woodbury House Farm, near Redruth.

Truscott had been jailed twice previously, in 2009 and 2011, for breaching a restraining order and rolling in slurry on the farm, the court heard when he was detained.

The judge criticised him for his "bizarre fetish and disgusting behaviour".

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Nowt so queer as folk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nowt so queer as folk. "

You aint kidding! Now where is that vomiting icon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I would get butt naked and get into a swap slurry and then feed the guy cow shit!! WTF???? Seriously..... Back away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got asked if I would get butt naked and get into a swap slurry and then feed the guy cow shit!! WTF???? Seriously..... Back away!! "

Is that true?

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

He could have said he thought he was a pig.

Might have got away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if I would get butt naked and get into a swap slurry and then feed the guy cow shit!! WTF???? Seriously..... Back away!!

Is that true? "

Of course it's true, I wouldn't put it on here if it weren't. The dude even offered to pay me to do it when I said NO!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got asked if I would get butt naked and get into a swap slurry and then feed the guy cow shit!! WTF???? Seriously..... Back away!!

Is that true?

Of course it's true, I wouldn't put it on here if it weren't. The dude even offered to pay me to do it when I said NO!!"

good lord... thats revolting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if I would get butt naked and get into a swap slurry and then feed the guy cow shit!! WTF???? Seriously..... Back away!!

Is that true?

Of course it's true, I wouldn't put it on here if it weren't. The dude even offered to pay me to do it when I said NO!!

good lord... thats revolting!"

Exactly... Hence why I slowly backed away, then legged it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull shit!!!!!! Sorry couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Of course it's true, I wouldn't put it on here if it weren't. The dude even offered to pay me to do it when I said NO!!"

That ranks as just about one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if I would get butt naked and get into a swap slurry and then feed the guy cow shit!! WTF???? Seriously..... Back away!!

Is that true?

Of course it's true, I wouldn't put it on here if it weren't. The dude even offered to pay me to do it when I said NO!!

good lord... thats revolting!

Exactly... Hence why I slowly backed away, then legged it! "

Was he by any chance from Exeter?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He might have had a tin of chocolates left over from Xmas and thought he would emerge smelling of.......

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

It's a very strange county at the best of times....

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Remember that story a few years back about the guy who was shagging a goat in a field. A train broke down right by the field and the passengers could see everything. Needless to say the police were called and got him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember that story a few years back about the guy who was shagging a goat in a field. A train broke down right by the field and the passengers could see everything. Needless to say the police were called and got him. "

I was not shagging it, I was giving it CPR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that same story in hull

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby


"Remember that story a few years back about the guy who was shagging a goat in a field. A train broke down right by the field and the passengers could see everything. Needless to say the police were called and got him.

I was not shagging it, I was giving it CPR. "

Since when has a goats heart been up

It's arse? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember that story a few years back about the guy who was shagging a goat in a field. A train broke down right by the field and the passengers could see everything. Needless to say the police were called and got him.

I was not shagging it, I was giving it CPR.

Since when has a goats heart been up

It's arse? Lol "

I have a large enough cock to reach... and it was a small goat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom line is this guy aint gona stop no matter what the Judge says... he just loves being in the shit

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby


"Remember that story a few years back about the guy who was shagging a goat in a field. A train broke down right by the field and the passengers could see everything. Needless to say the police were called and got him.

I was not shagging it, I was giving it CPR.

Since when has a goats heart been up

It's arse? Lol

I have a large enough cock to reach... and it was a small goat! "

You're kidding....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same guy they caught wanking in a slurry pit down 'druth way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the same guy they caught wanking in a slurry pit down 'druth way? "

I did wonder that myself!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Is this the same guy they caught wanking in a slurry pit down 'druth way?

I did wonder that myself! "

Milage is never an obstacle for a man with a slurry fetish....

Stagecoach buses probably offer a special bus ticket that takes him and his like to shit venues all over the Southwest....

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

At the risk of going against the flow of this thread is what this guy did that bad?

He has a fetish for cow waste, some people have a fetish for human waste (golden shower etc) do we look at them with the same disgust?

I'm not agreeing with the guys actions, i don't condone what he did especially threatening to kill the farmer and his family nor do i wish to partake in such a kink. I am playing devils advocate if you wish in regards to his fetish and wondering if we all would look at people with a similar fetish with human waste with such disgust

*bracing myself for the inevitable shoot me down comments*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

watching too much herriot shows and got a thing for fisting cows

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Oh well, shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard that same story in hull"
I was found not guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see! who knows whats in ur bigmac now...

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam

And on his farm he had a .. ... Ei Ei O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe it

Pull the udder one

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By *9MarkMan
over a year ago

North Cheam


"Don't believe it

Pull the udder one "

Pmsl!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"see! who knows whats in ur bigmac now..."

A dollop of 'mayo' and some thickener in the McSlurry.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Don't believe it

Pull the udder one "

It's true. He had the horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i seen sumthing like this in the paper years ago it was couple they had got a big black trap n got cow muck and put it all over it n were doing the act wen they got caught by a cop hellie n there was a pic to go wit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...but...but..the smell?

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